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Rover, call me an ambulance — dog calls 911
Posted 9/18/08
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26706278/

"On a recording of the 911 call Wednesday, Buddy is heard whimpering and barking after the dispatcher answers and repeatedly asks if the caller needs help.

'Hello, this is 911. Hello ... Can you hear me? Is there somebody there you can give the phone to,' says the dispatcher, Chris Scott."

So, this german shephard basically bests everyone else's dog by 110% because if I had a seizure, my pup would probably think that I was attempting to play with him -- which means that he'd probably just jump around my hysterical body with his tail wagging like a chopper.

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Posted 9/18/08
i wonder if i can have phonesex wiff a dog
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Nice, so I'm to assume that the buttons are preprogrammed and large, cause I'm just thinking a dogs paw would press about 4 buttons at once.
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chiodos- wrote:


Allhailodin wrote:

Nice, so I'm to assume that the buttons are preprogrammed and large, cause I'm just thinking a dogs paw would press about 4 buttons at once.


a dog's finger can press 1 button at a time and that is why my dog is awesome


But they have paws not fingers right ? they might have toes but not fingers.
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chiodos- wrote:


Allhailodin wrote:


chiodos- wrote:


Allhailodin wrote:

Nice, so I'm to assume that the buttons are preprogrammed and large, cause I'm just thinking a dogs paw would press about 4 buttons at once.


a dog's finger can press 1 button at a time and that is why my dog is awesome


But they have paws not fingers right ? they might have toes but not fingers.


still, my dog can Dial 911


Prove it.
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chiodos- wrote:


Allhailodin wrote:


chiodos- wrote:


Allhailodin wrote:


chiodos- wrote:


Allhailodin wrote:

Nice, so I'm to assume that the buttons are preprogrammed and large, cause I'm just thinking a dogs paw would press about 4 buttons at once.


a dog's finger can press 1 button at a time and that is why my dog is awesome


But they have paws not fingers right ? they might have toes but not fingers.


still, my dog can Dial 911


Prove it.


I'll mail my dog to you just wait for it


Nah, I meant make a video recording of it and post it on You Tube, then I shall believe you, but only then
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chiodos- wrote:


Allhailodin wrote:


chiodos- wrote:


Allhailodin wrote:


chiodos- wrote:


Allhailodin wrote:


chiodos- wrote:


Allhailodin wrote:

Nice, so I'm to assume that the buttons are preprogrammed and large, cause I'm just thinking a dogs paw would press about 4 buttons at once.


a dog's finger can press 1 button at a time and that is why my dog is awesome


But they have paws not fingers right ? they might have toes but not fingers.


still, my dog can Dial 911


Prove it.


I'll mail my dog to you just wait for it


Nah, I meant make a video recording of it and post it on You Tube, then I shall believe you, but only then


well then wait for it too


But see you cant wait for it, you have to create it. so waiting won't work.
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Ah so your not going to dial 911 just for the video then ? too bad
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reminds me of an episode of Arthur when Arthur has a dream of Pal escaping the vets and calling home for help... lol
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Pretty smart SOB, eh?
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Reminds me of those Smart Ass Monkeys that hides in their Cybernetic Utopia in Africa.
Posted 9/18/08

KinkyHamster wrote:

i wonder if i can have phonesex wiff a dog


Dog: -pantpant-

You: "Ooh baby, you like that?"

Dog: -whimper-

.. your conversation in a nutshell.
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casualbrutality wrote:


KinkyHamster wrote:

i wonder if i can have phonesex wiff a dog


Dog: -pantpant-

You: "Ooh baby, you like that?"

Dog: -whimper-

.. your conversation in a nutshell.



that is hot
where can i get dog phone sex too>?
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AerialDeathFireStyle wrote:


casualbrutality wrote:


KinkyHamster wrote:

i wonder if i can have phonesex wiff a dog


Dog: -pantpant-

You: "Ooh baby, you like that?"

Dog: -whimper-

.. your conversation in a nutshell.



that is hot
where can i get dog phone sex too>?


You know if you looked hard enough you could probally find it online somewhere.
Posted 9/18/08

AerialDeathFireStyle wrote:


casualbrutality wrote:


KinkyHamster wrote:

i wonder if i can have phonesex wiff a dog


Dog: -pantpant-

You: "Ooh baby, you like that?"

Dog: -whimper-

.. your conversation in a nutshell.



that is hot
where can i get dog phone sex too>?


If you ask PETA sweetly, they just might give you one of their spares. We all know there is a secret society of phonesexaminals they keep hidden in the Rocky Mountains -- just like the Scientologists! But they don't hide animals, just extra terrestrial beings.

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