Post Reply My plans for world domination.
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Posted 11/30/07
My potato launcher is key in my plan for world domination, but right now it's on the fritz so I'm exploring alternative means. Perhaps once the good doctor returns from his flight to outside space, he'll be able to fix it, but I can't bank on it.

So now I need your help. I need another weapon of surprise destruction to rain mind altering food products upon the heads of my enemies. It can't appear to be a weapon, or it won't work. It will make them paranoid instead of curious, and they will no longer be susceptible to the effects of my patent pending mind control drugs.

Any ideas?
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Posted 12/21/07
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Posted 12/24/07
idk give them pre-shaken soda ?
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Posted 12/27/07
Deer! Yes.. I didn't even think about livestock.. and deer are so... calming.. if they started being uncharacteristically social with the masses of my enemy, while being coated in my super secret serum.. yes.. that could work.

Pre-shaken soda.. if I went with that I'd have to engineer a way to make them perpetually shaken.. otherwise, what's to stop them from waiting to drink it? And I'd have to make sure they didn't know it was from me.. that could pose some problems as all my sodas will bear my likeness... or a fish...
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Posted 1/2/08
why not junk food... its high content of Monosodium glutamate is certainly "mind-altering"... or maybe Fugu/Puffer fish, a sure delicacy to die for...
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Posted 1/10/08
I'm actually looking more for something to fling with. Any sort of food will do so long as it doesn't make them suspicious... so your puffer fish is out O_o; Don't know anyone that would eat fish that fell out of the sky.
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Posted 3/1/08
get a whole bunch of angy kids (ill be one!) and make them appere to be eating, then make them get some grapes, brocoli, alliflower, fried potatos, or something boiling hot like ramen and make them fling it on the count of 123!!!!
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