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So I was walking down the street and I saw someone dressed like Frieza.
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Posted 9/20/08
Not even the final form Frieza, the sissy, girl sounding Frieza. Boy, I got angry. I shoved him against a wall and held him there.

Me: You've got 5 seconds to explain why you're dressed like that.
Him: Its my nephew's birthday party! Please let me go!
Me: Your nephew can die. Nobody dresses like that on my watch.
Him: We'll see about that!

He backhanded me right across the face and got me with a front snap kick right into the stomach. I went down. He flew into the air (don't ask me how the **** this happened) and then did a nose dive right at me. I rolled to the side and he hit the pavement. Hard. I thought he'd be finished, but I had no idea how wrong I was.

Him: DEATH BEAM!

Out of nowhere this jet of light hit me square in the chest. I crumpled into a heap, unable to breathe. I heard him laughing.

Him: You made a mistake, fool. Now you're finished.

I threw a rock at him, it got him square in the eye. This was my chance. I clenched my fists as hard as possible and yelled loudly into the air, at nothing in particular. My hair miraculously turned gold and spiky!

I charged at him, faster than I'd ever charged before then pushed my hand forward. A ball of light flew out and destroyed a wall beside him. I could get used to this, I thought to myself. The wall crumpled on top of him and I saw my chance. I raised my arms in the air, and summoned the power of the people around me. A giant ball emanating a spooky aura formed, and somehow I knew what to do.

Him: No! DEATH BALL!

It lazily cast away, as if it had no intention of hitting me.

Me: You had your chance. SPIRIT BOMB!

I threw the ball with all my might, causing a horrendous explosion. Once the dust had fallen, the entire block was destroyed. I searched for a body, and never found it. He may have gotten away, I do not know.
Posted 9/20/08
sure sure sure sure sure
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Posted 9/20/08
lol thats just freakin hilarious nice ``true story``
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Posted 9/20/08
He got away.
Man, you should've just killed him with that Gaia Blast Thingy. The one that harbors the powers of the other life forms.
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Posted 9/20/08
damn, and i thought i had a crazy day walking down the street during a gay pride parade. not that im gay or anything, it was just one of those days that you wish never happened.
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Posted 9/20/08
yo why didn`t u go super saiyan and own his ass
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HIS POWER LEVEL WAS OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted 9/20/08
Mission accomplished!!

You level up +2!
Money: $0.50.
Loot: Eric's rubberband
Posted 9/20/08
your story is funny....
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Posted 9/20/08
Wow, pretty exciting. And amusing, too. Wish something like that would happen to me. XD
Posted 9/20/08
that was so gay that i didnt even read half of it
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Frieza would so own your ass.
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32 / F / Denver
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Posted 9/20/08
Yeah that kind of thing happens to me all the time. You just need to take it with a grain of salt and move on. I'm sure your school has councelers if it upset you and you need someone to talk to. I know how degrading it can be to have an energy bolt fired at your face.
Posted 9/20/08
what a nice day you just had.
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Posted 9/21/08

drunk_ghost wrote:

that was so gay that i didnt even read half of it


same here. it just wasn't funny....
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