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Funny Sentences found on the World Wide Web
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here are some sentences, i'll add on if u like it......

1.You're unique, just like everyone else....
2.The more I learn, the more I forget. So why would I learn?
3.As long as my boss pretends that I'm earning much, I'm pretending that I work hard
4.Dinner is ready when the smoke alarm goes off
5.Alcohol ain't the answer, but it makes you forget the question.
6.I love your smile and your eyes...... damn, i'm good at telling lies.
7. If you throw rice at weddings, will asian people throw hotdogs?(no offense)
8.One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject
9.I've lost my phone number, can I have yours?
10.Don't be open-minded, your brain might fall out
11.Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss
12.We all get heavier as we get older because there's a lot more information in our heads
13.The computer may have beaten me at chess, but it was no match for kick boxing!
14.If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
15.If you want to be a party animal, you have to learn to live in the jungle.

sorry, this is all i can think of....
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25 / F / ღ Canada ღ
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Posted 4/5/07
cool! some are really funny. thanks
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"It's like I'm a moth to idiots. Damn, I mean a candle to moths who are idiots." - Krefey

"You know the funny thing is that they ask you for sex when you walk by.....heck, it's like the being at the pub but backwards" - 'Cannonball' on Hookers

"It's not until you learn something you realise how little you know" - onlainari

"Try not to argue with idiots. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with their experience" - murishido
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Posted 4/8/07
their ok kick boxing 1 was a little funyy
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28 / F / Toronto
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"9.I've lost my phone number, can I have yours? "

man, tht 1 is sad
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21 / F / SDF-1
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Posted 4/8/07

sentences i though were funny


Its THOUGHT not though.
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28 / F / Toronto
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Posted 4/8/07

n0odle wrote:


sentences i though were funny


Its THOUGHT not though.



lol
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29 / M / North Carolina
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Posted 4/8/07
Great subject but could you please make it 'Thought' and please capitalize? It's a ugly subject to look at >.< (no offense.) But it's a great thread idea, and people will actually click and post more on a well written subject name.

BTW you did a good job
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26 / M / outside your window.
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Posted 4/8/07
i dont really see how they would find that offensive. i know i wouldnt if it were the other way around... thats just me though.
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30 / M / California
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Posted 4/8/07
Renamed the Topic from "sentences i though were funny" to "Funny Sentences found on the World Wide Web".
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28 / F / NY
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3.As long as my boss pretends that I'm earning much, I'm pretending that I work hard

I like this one x]
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27 / M / Irvine, CA
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"The next time you're having a bad day, imagine this:
You're a Siamese twin. Your brother, attached at your shoulder, is gay. You're not. He has a date coming over tonight. You only have one ass."

Here's a link to it if anyone is interested.
http://img244.imageshack.us/img244/4515/021320061bfda7.jpg
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Posted 4/8/07
Lol!
Isn't this already a thread?

Well, anyway... "Kids, take it from me. Don't shirk your bills. We did. The cabel men came and cut our cox off."
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27 / F / Singapore
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Posted 4/11/07
Lol!!!
"If the world didn't suck, everybody would fall off."
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24 / M / At my computer
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Posted 4/11/07
Number 14 was funny
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