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Posted 4/11/07
To err is human. To blame others for ones mistakes is good management skills
Posted 4/11/07
NUMBER14! NUMBER14! NUMBER14! HAHAHAH
Posted 4/11/07
i like number 6 and 11. i m gonna use number 9 on strangers lol
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Posted 4/11/07

ngox wrote:

"The next time you're having a bad day, imagine this:
You're a Siamese twin. Your brother, attached at your shoulder, is gay. You're not. He has a date coming over tonight. You only have one ass."

Here's a link to it if anyone is interested.
http://img244.imageshack.us/img244/4515/021320061bfda7.jpg


ROTFL!!!!!
now that would suck
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Posted 4/11/07
Man 1: IM GANA JUMP
Man 2: DO A FLIP
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24 / F / Um........home??
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Posted 4/14/07
" Right now i'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time.I think i've have forgotten this before"
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"wat the difference between ampathy and ingnorence? ... well, i dont kno i i dont peticularly care.."

"if being gay is a diese [sp?] people sould start calling it in for work. 'sorry boss i cont come in today. im still queer"

good times..
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Posted 4/14/07
http://www.bash.org/?top

More like quotes but thers some good stuff...

<mage> what should I give sister for unzipping?
<Kevyn> Um. Ten bucks?
<mage> no I mean like, WinZip?

<jeebus> the "bishop" came to our church today
<jeebus> he was a fucken impostor
<jeebus> never once moved diagonally

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"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes.That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes."
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31 / M / Where the future...
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Posted 4/15/07
"When life gets hard use a laxative" XD
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26 / F / Mexico
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Posted 4/15/07
^^lol! xD eww
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21 / F / My happy place -...
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Posted 4/22/07 , edited 4/21/08
^16...?

"if sharing is caring then i refuse to share."

"Life is like those crane games: You never win."

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Posted 4/22/07 , edited 4/21/08
Deep Thoughts Of Homer Simpson : "If somethings HARD to do then its NOT WORTH DOING."
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21 / F / My happy place -...
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Posted 4/22/07 , edited 4/21/08

amka wrote:

Deep Thoughts Of Homer Simpson : "If somethings HARD to do then its NOT WORTH DOING."


amen
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24 / F / Y-oona, Sydney ^_...
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Posted 4/22/07 , edited 4/21/08
they say ignorance is bliss. That must mean your really in bliss huh?

Im sorry i thought you were (enter celeb that looks most like person). Can i have your number [sum guys tried this on me. He got a bottle of coke in his face]
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