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I told my teacher to, umm, i think my words were, "go fuck yourself" after he told me to hand over my ipod & phone. It's nice letting out all your anger that builds up :]
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Posted 11/10/08 , edited 11/10/08

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IvIarijuana wrote:

When I shot my Cumshot over 8 meters, FUCKING EPIC


did you measure it ?


well i didn't fuck a girl for over 2 months and it was my first cumshot in 2 months and I was on the bed and I pulled out of her and it hit the back wall of my room from the bed which is about 7-8 meters, FUCKING EPIC, mind u the wall stopped the shot so I didn't get a accurate measurement
Posted 11/10/08 , edited 11/10/08

talkingcoffee wrote:


IvIarijuana wrote:

When I shot my Cumshot over 8 meters, FUCKING EPIC


did you measure it ?


He probably was like: Oh Ehm GEE babeeeeeyy. Hold on, fucking hold on! We can cuddlenap after I take out my handy dandy meter stick and get an accurate measurment of this one. Quick! Get out the camera! We need to capture this moment and blow it up into a life size poster to put into the living room!!!!!!!!111!!!!111!@$!324234
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Posted 11/10/08

IvIarijuana wrote:


talkingcoffee wrote:


IvIarijuana wrote:

When I shot my Cumshot over 8 meters, FUCKING EPIC


did you measure it ?


well i didn't fuck a girl for over 2 months and it was my first cumshot in 2 months and I was on the bed and I pulled out of her and it hit the back wall of my room from the bed which is about 7-8 meters, FUCKING EPIC, mind u the wall stopped the shot so I didn't get a accurate measurement


An entire 2 months with no sex ? Must have been torture huh ? Try 19 years bro.
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Posted 11/10/08
kicked a soccer ball and slipped.
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THE EPIC MOMENT.
I CAUGHT SOME GUY WITH A LADYS PURSE.
LOL I WAS JUST WALKING WITH SOME BUDDYYS
AND THIS GUY JAYWALKED WHILE THERE WAS MID-TRAFFIC AND HE LOOKS SO EFFIN SUSPICIOUS HE KEP LOOKING HERE AND THERE SO THEN I WALKED faster and i accidenty knocked the purse off of his wrist.LOL
Yahh....its a pretty long story.

another epic moment......
I stuck my foot in the toilet.
LOL JK JK JK
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Posted 11/10/08

Allhailodin wrote:


IvIarijuana wrote:


talkingcoffee wrote:


IvIarijuana wrote:

When I shot my Cumshot over 8 meters, FUCKING EPIC


did you measure it ?


well i didn't fuck a girl for over 2 months and it was my first cumshot in 2 months and I was on the bed and I pulled out of her and it hit the back wall of my room from the bed which is about 7-8 meters, FUCKING EPIC, mind u the wall stopped the shot so I didn't get a accurate measurement


An entire 2 months with no sex ? Must have been torture huh ? Try 19 years bro.


dude that's awful 19 years of no sex. FUCK i feel bad for u. Well if u can't get a girl, get a hooker man. I know some nice hookers in my city. Wish I knew u, I would get u a hooker for your b day.
Posted 11/10/08
hmmmm....epic moment.....has to be when i was fooling around with a friend....we were getting into it when my dad pulled up in our driveway...omg we immediately stooped he got out of my house and like i put on my clothes in less than a min!!!!

that was epic!!!!
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Posted 11/10/08

IvIarijuana wrote:


Allhailodin wrote:


IvIarijuana wrote:


talkingcoffee wrote:


IvIarijuana wrote:

When I shot my Cumshot over 8 meters, FUCKING EPIC


did you measure it ?


well i didn't fuck a girl for over 2 months and it was my first cumshot in 2 months and I was on the bed and I pulled out of her and it hit the back wall of my room from the bed which is about 7-8 meters, FUCKING EPIC, mind u the wall stopped the shot so I didn't get a accurate measurement


An entire 2 months with no sex ? Must have been torture huh ? Try 19 years bro.


dude that's awful 19 years of no sex. FUCK i feel bad for u. Well if u can't get a girl, get a hooker man. I know some nice hookers in my city. Wish I knew u, I would get u a hooker for your b day.


Right, That's what I want a couple of STD's for my birthday. Sex isn't everything bro, As much as it must pain you to read this, There is more to life than sex. Let that sink in for a while.
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Right, That's what I want a couple of STD's for my birthday. Sex isn't everything bro, As much as it must pain you to read this, There is more to life than sex. Let that sink in for a while.


Why not? You could always wait ten seconds to respawn, that's what I do whenever I get malignant brain tumors.
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Posted 11/10/08 , edited 11/10/08

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Allhailodin wrote:


Right, That's what I want a couple of STD's for my birthday. Sex isn't everything bro, As much as it must pain you to read this, There is more to life than sex. Let that sink in for a while.


Why not? You could always wait ten seconds to respawn, that's what I do whenever I get malignant brain tumors.


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Posted 11/10/08

Allhailodin wrote:


IvIarijuana wrote:


Allhailodin wrote:


IvIarijuana wrote:


talkingcoffee wrote:


IvIarijuana wrote:

When I shot my Cumshot over 8 meters, FUCKING EPIC


did you measure it ?


well i didn't fuck a girl for over 2 months and it was my first cumshot in 2 months and I was on the bed and I pulled out of her and it hit the back wall of my room from the bed which is about 7-8 meters, FUCKING EPIC, mind u the wall stopped the shot so I didn't get a accurate measurement


An entire 2 months with no sex ? Must have been torture huh ? Try 19 years bro.


dude that's awful 19 years of no sex. FUCK i feel bad for u. Well if u can't get a girl, get a hooker man. I know some nice hookers in my city. Wish I knew u, I would get u a hooker for your b day.


Right, That's what I want a couple of STD's for my birthday. Sex isn't everything bro, As much as it must pain you to read this, There is more to life than sex. Let that sink in for a while.


Guess that's why ppl are different. Sex is everything to me. The day my penis doesn't work is the day I die.
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Posted 11/10/08

IvIarijuana wrote:


Allhailodin wrote:


IvIarijuana wrote:


Allhailodin wrote:


IvIarijuana wrote:


talkingcoffee wrote:


IvIarijuana wrote:

When I shot my Cumshot over 8 meters, FUCKING EPIC


did you measure it ?


well i didn't fuck a girl for over 2 months and it was my first cumshot in 2 months and I was on the bed and I pulled out of her and it hit the back wall of my room from the bed which is about 7-8 meters, FUCKING EPIC, mind u the wall stopped the shot so I didn't get a accurate measurement


An entire 2 months with no sex ? Must have been torture huh ? Try 19 years bro.


dude that's awful 19 years of no sex. FUCK i feel bad for u. Well if u can't get a girl, get a hooker man. I know some nice hookers in my city. Wish I knew u, I would get u a hooker for your b day.


Right, That's what I want a couple of STD's for my birthday. Sex isn't everything bro, As much as it must pain you to read this, There is more to life than sex. Let that sink in for a while.


Guess that's why ppl are different. Sex is everything to me. The day my penis doesn't work is the day I die.


Guess it didn't sink in huh. So you just go around having sex, collecting STD'S, then go around and give those STD'S to people eh ?
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Allhailodin wrote:


fruitschinposamurai wrote:


Allhailodin wrote:


Right, That's what I want a couple of STD's for my birthday. Sex isn't everything bro, As much as it must pain you to read this, There is more to life than sex. Let that sink in for a while.


Why not? You could always wait ten seconds to respawn, that's what I do whenever I get malignant brain tumors.


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Guess it didn't sink in huh. So you just go around having sex, collecting STD'S, then go around and give those STD'S to people eh ?


You are making this seem like Fable II.................stop it, its scary
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