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Posted 10/25/08 , edited 10/25/08
whether you have read the books or not, just reading the summary makes you cringe or cry: you just wasted 5 precious minutes of your life on a pile of dung in a disguise of a book
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Posted 10/25/08

mayev123 wrote:

whether you have read the books or not, just reading the summary makes you cringe or cry: you just wasted 5 precious minutes of your life on a pile of dung in a disguise of a book


I just want to read the part in the latest book with the vampire baby birth. I know I'm gonna be grossed out but I still wanna read it!
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i used to be a fan. than i found twilightsucks.com a few months ago. now i'm starting to see the truth about twilight, so i left all the twilight groups i belong to, took off my twilight photo album and i'm giving away my collection of the books. I still kinda of like Jacob and can't quite give away my bracelet or fan shirt... but i am now no longer a fan. plus i've always hated edweird!
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Sailormermaidsun13 wrote:

i used to be a fan. than i found twilightsucks.com a few months ago. now i'm starting to see the truth about twilight, so i left all the twilight groups i belong to, took off my twilight photo album and i'm giving away my collection of the books. I still kinda of like Jacob and can't quite give away my bracelet or fan shirt... but i am now no longer a fan. plus i've always hated edweird!


Sell all your Twilight memorabilia on eBay. I heard a girl sold a magazine with KStew and RPattz on the cover and some chick paid a lot for it. The girl said that it was enough to pay for a one year subscription to said magazine and then some.
Posted 11/2/08

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this is a post where you can post your reasons for hating the shittiest novel ever made in this millenium: TWILIGHT!!!
my reasons for hatred:
1.) no plot
2.) no character development
3.) no real flaws
4.) cliche
5.) edward is abusive (he may not hit Bella but he might as well do)
6.) it's boring, Smeyer used a lot of words just to get to the point: 500+ and no hint of the goddamn plot
7.) edward is a corpse, whose cause of death is an errection/ excessive masturbation, and Bella likes to have sex with an ice scuplture
8.) jacob and edward are possessive...seriously, girls do you want to have boyfriends/lovers who're like that?
9.) Bella is so dumb and stupid
10.) edward has no personality...i guess just one : "I SPARKLE IN THE SUN AND I AM IMPOSSIBLY HANDSOME!! LIKE A GREEK SEX GOD!!!!!!" WOOOT!!!
11.) Twilight only delivers one message: " I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT MY GOD-LIKE BOYFRIEND!!"


.....THERE'S MORE!!! let me just recollect my thoughts and try to put them in order


really could you get anymore retarded all those reasons are wrong for one and I hope you you quote this because you are so funny to laugh at bye bye loser
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mayev123 wrote:

this is a post where you can post your reasons for hating the shittiest novel ever made in this millenium: TWILIGHT!!!
my reasons for hatred:
1.) no plot
2.) no character development
3.) no real flaws
4.) cliche
5.) edward is abusive (he may not hit Bella but he might as well do)
6.) it's boring, Smeyer used a lot of words just to get to the point: 500+ and no hint of the goddamn plot
7.) edward is a corpse, whose cause of death is an errection/ excessive masturbation, and Bella likes to have sex with an ice scuplture
8.) jacob and edward are possessive...seriously, girls do you want to have boyfriends/lovers who're like that?
9.) Bella is so dumb and stupid
10.) edward has no personality...i guess just one : "I SPARKLE IN THE SUN AND I AM IMPOSSIBLY HANDSOME!! LIKE A GREEK SEX GOD!!!!!!" WOOOT!!!
11.) Twilight only delivers one message: " I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT MY GOD-LIKE BOYFRIEND!!"


.....THERE'S MORE!!! let me just recollect my thoughts and try to put them in order


really could you get anymore retarded all those reasons are wrong for one and I hope you you quote this because you are so funny to laugh at bye bye loser


"really could you get anymore retarded all those reasons are wrong for one and I hope you you quote this because you are so funny to laugh at bye bye loser"

and yeah, you're so funny too, why are you in my community? why can't we have our own opinions? seriously, you twilight fans could be so self-centered and narrow
Posted 11/4/08

mayev123 wrote:


RieFu2 wrote:


mayev123 wrote:

this is a post where you can post your reasons for hating the shittiest novel ever made in this millenium: TWILIGHT!!!
my reasons for hatred:
1.) no plot
2.) no character development
3.) no real flaws
4.) cliche
5.) edward is abusive (he may not hit Bella but he might as well do)
6.) it's boring, Smeyer used a lot of words just to get to the point: 500+ and no hint of the goddamn plot
7.) edward is a corpse, whose cause of death is an errection/ excessive masturbation, and Bella likes to have sex with an ice scuplture
8.) jacob and edward are possessive...seriously, girls do you want to have boyfriends/lovers who're like that?
9.) Bella is so dumb and stupid
10.) edward has no personality...i guess just one : "I SPARKLE IN THE SUN AND I AM IMPOSSIBLY HANDSOME!! LIKE A GREEK SEX GOD!!!!!!" WOOOT!!!
11.) Twilight only delivers one message: " I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT MY GOD-LIKE BOYFRIEND!!"


.....THERE'S MORE!!! let me just recollect my thoughts and try to put them in order


really could you get anymore retarded all those reasons are wrong for one and I hope you you quote this because you are so funny to laugh at bye bye loser


"really could you get anymore retarded all those reasons are wrong for one and I hope you you quote this because you are so funny to laugh at bye bye loser"

and yeah, you're so funny too, why are you in my community? why can't we have our own opinions? seriously, you twilight fans could be so self-centered and narrow

because your reactions are funny
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Posted 11/5/08 , edited 11/5/08

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mayev123 wrote:


RieFu2 wrote:


mayev123 wrote:

this is a post where you can post your reasons for hating the shittiest novel ever made in this millenium: TWILIGHT!!!
my reasons for hatred:
1.) no plot
2.) no character development
3.) no real flaws
4.) cliche
5.) edward is abusive (he may not hit Bella but he might as well do)
6.) it's boring, Smeyer used a lot of words just to get to the point: 500+ and no hint of the goddamn plot
7.) edward is a corpse, whose cause of death is an errection/ excessive masturbation, and Bella likes to have sex with an ice scuplture
8.) jacob and edward are possessive...seriously, girls do you want to have boyfriends/lovers who're like that?
9.) Bella is so dumb and stupid
10.) edward has no personality...i guess just one : "I SPARKLE IN THE SUN AND I AM IMPOSSIBLY HANDSOME!! LIKE A GREEK SEX GOD!!!!!!" WOOOT!!!
11.) Twilight only delivers one message: " I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT MY GOD-LIKE BOYFRIEND!!"


.....THERE'S MORE!!! let me just recollect my thoughts and try to put them in order


really could you get anymore retarded all those reasons are wrong for one and I hope you you quote this because you are so funny to laugh at bye bye loser


"really could you get anymore retarded all those reasons are wrong for one and I hope you you quote this because you are so funny to laugh at bye bye loser"

and yeah, you're so funny too, why are you in my community? why can't we have our own opinions? seriously, you twilight fans could be so self-centered and narrow

because your reactions are funny


my reactions are funny? well, look who's talking, sweetie. joining a group of twilight haters, expecting to dissolve it. now THAT'S funny.
you said that this community is funny. well, yeah, I find stupid fan girl sayings funny too.

oh and yeah, good luck with your future abusive relationships
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my ex tried to get me to read it
she knows that I absolutely hate vampires, so she only mentioned werewolves
however, when I asked my friends about it, they told me about the vampire part, and I immediately said no

it seems a made a good choice, because months after that, I learn that this book is an absolute waste of time
the plot is horrible, the author is a sexist, and it's basically a HUGE rip-off

ah, and just to get this out, for no particular reason: Did you know that Angel, played by David Boreanaz, had a son?
it may not have been a vampire-human relationship, much less a c-section involved, but the fact that a child was somehow concieved is still just as arguable
I wonder where SMeyer got the idea from...
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my ex tried to get me to read it
she knows that I absolutely hate vampires, so she only mentioned werewolves
however, when I asked my friends about it, they told me about the vampire part, and I immediately said no

it seems a made a good choice, because months after that, I learn that this book is an absolute waste of time
the plot is horrible, the author is a sexist, and it's basically a HUGE rip-off

ah, and just to get this out, for no particular reason: Did you know that Angel, played by David Boreanaz, had a son?
it may not have been a vampire-human relationship, much less a c-section involved, but the fact that a child was somehow concieved is still just as arguable
I wonder where SMeyer got the idea from...


yes. the book is a waste of time. the author is sexist and there is no plot, no flaws, no character development. fans argue that who needs flaws? pfft... then what's the point of your story if your characters have no personal obstacles to overcome. flaws actually show the true colors of a person.

according to Reifu2 or whatever her name is, i just made the things i hate about twilight up. so she cannot identify pedophilia, stalking, necrophilia, abusive relationships, sexism and domestic violence? poor girl. tsk, tsk, tsk. good luck to her and her future abusive relationships.
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I swear im going to buy the book and film myself taking a shit on it and post it on youtube or something like that so i can show the world I fucking hate this FUCKING BOOK (Tell you the turth I never read it nor do I want to, i just heard what kind of vampire he is like, and it makes me gag. He is like a vegitarian vampire that doesn't atack humans and instead has sex with them which is totally false!!! Cause they are undead and have no ability to reproduce sperm ever, so all the twilight loves can shove the book so far up their ass they get pregnant)
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I swear im going to buy the book and film myself taking a shit on it and post it on youtube or something like that so i can show the world I fucking hate this FUCKING BOOK (Tell you the turth I never read it nor do I want to, i just heard what kind of vampire he is like, and it makes me gag. He is like a vegitarian vampire that doesn't atack humans and instead has sex with them which is totally false!!! Cause they are undead and have no ability to reproduce sperm ever, so all the twilight loves can shove the book so far up their ass they get pregnant)


well said my friend.
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I swear im going to buy the book and film myself taking a shit on it and post it on youtube or something like that so i can show the world I fucking hate this FUCKING BOOK (Tell you the turth I never read it nor do I want to, i just heard what kind of vampire he is like, and it makes me gag. He is like a vegitarian vampire that doesn't atack humans and instead has sex with them which is totally false!!! Cause they are undead and have no ability to reproduce sperm ever, so all the twilight loves can shove the book so far up their ass they get pregnant)


well said my friend. :D


Thats not even the beginging or my rant my friend also
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i mean of my rant god!! I hate how the book spoiled twilight it was my fav word up until when i used it and someone said ya i know that book and im like i fucking hate your guts
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I swear im going to buy the book and film myself taking a shit on it and post it on youtube or something like that so i can show the world I fucking hate this FUCKING BOOK (Tell you the turth I never read it nor do I want to, i just heard what kind of vampire he is like, and it makes me gag. He is like a vegitarian vampire that doesn't atack humans and instead has sex with them which is totally false!!! Cause they are undead and have no ability to reproduce sperm ever, so all the twilight loves can shove the book so far up their ass they get pregnant)


Oh god, I think I gagged a bit.
xD

I think Jasper is the one that's a vegetarian, not Edward

Also, OT but I'm crushing hard on Jackson Rathbone.
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