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Posted 11/11/08

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I swear im going to buy the book and film myself taking a shit on it and post it on youtube or something like that so i can show the world I fucking hate this FUCKING BOOK (Tell you the turth I never read it nor do I want to, i just heard what kind of vampire he is like, and it makes me gag. He is like a vegitarian vampire that doesn't atack humans and instead has sex with them which is totally false!!! Cause they are undead and have no ability to reproduce sperm ever, so all the twilight loves can shove the book so far up their ass they get pregnant)


Oh god, I think I gagged a bit.
xD

I think Jasper is the one that's a vegetarian, not Edward

Also, OT but I'm crushing hard on Jackson Rathbone.


Yuo may have gagged but it was fucking hilarious
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I'm going to post my hatred for twilight as unbiased as I can [if, you know, that's possible].

This is from the point of view of a girl who has read through all four flaming books [my sister owns them all - HARDBOUND COPIES]. Being the sister of a fan, I was drawn in to read the, and I quote, "Most Amazing Book Evar!!!11!!!one!!!!!eleven1". Imagine the disappointment I found in the first few pages of this book.

It contains dull prose, and an inability to present itself much deeper than it did. It was a superficial book with flat characters, a static plot, and unhealthy, annoying relationships. If the teenage population claim this to be a book about "real love", then they must be gravely mistaken. Note, though that I am a female teen [oh, and GAWD, if you're all gonna say "Stop talking like an old mothaf*cka", I don't think I can tolerate being called a "teen" anymore], so I completely understand the premise of saying that this is a book about love. That is what love is to teenagers after all - undeniable lust after a supah!hot man. Of course, they'd hope this man to be perfect in every way, to be possessive of them in any way... so that girls won't have reason to be jealous, because it's the men now who are jealous of them.

I'm the kind of reader that tries to put herself in the shoes of the characters - each and every one. When I read this book, I couldn't find myself relating to ANY of them. Their flaws are so inhuman for the fact that they are the "perfect" stereotypes [coughcoughEDWARDcough]. I had a strong dislike for the characters that I ended up barfing at the fourth book [and having to pay my sister soon after]

This is a perfect example of that oh-so-popular quote, "Do not judge a book by its cover". Admit it: The Twilight series' covers are pretty, and its marketing/advertising has gone pretty massive. When one looks inside, though, the only thing they see is a "pretty" bunch of... well, $#!+. No matter how pretty $#!+ is covered/perfumed, it still is disgusting waste in the end.

I never thought of saying that an anime/manga series would be better than this - I never classified it as a form of literature. When I look at it now, though, it seems that the plots and characters of numerous manga, anime, and RPGs appeal more to me than this book does. It fails to present reality. A strong [but nonetheless flawed] argument is that this book is a work of "fiction"and, as such, does not need "reality" as its strong point. That's the thing, though: If this book lacks all sense of reality, then it lacks appeal. Why would people read books that simply do not appeal to them? It remains pieces of cut trees. Even the Harry Potter series contains a certain amount of reality to it.

This book was a disgrace to the name "Edward" [...and I rather think "Ed Elric" than "Cullen", thank you], the name "Bella" [I am a fan of "Beauty and the Beast"], and the name "Jacob" [...which happens to be the name of my best friend ]. I have no idea why this was released to the public.

In conclusion, Twilight is a hypnotizing book about crap, crap, and more crap. THE END.

P.S. I am going to watch the movie for the sake of making fun of it. So as NOT to contribute to its box-office sales, I'd wait for the releases online. I'm pretty sure they'd be rampant.
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idiotic-beans wrote:

I'm going to post my hatred for twilight as unbiased as I can [if, you know, that's possible].

This is from the point of view of a girl who has read through all four flaming books [my sister owns them all - HARDBOUND COPIES]. Being the sister of a fan, I was drawn in to read the, and I quote, "Most Amazing Book Evar!!!11!!!one!!!!!eleven1". Imagine the disappointment I found in the first few pages of this book.

It contains dull prose, and an inability to present itself much deeper than it did. It was a superficial book with flat characters, a static plot, and unhealthy, annoying relationships. If the teenage population claim this to be a book about "real love", then they must be gravely mistaken. Note, though that I am a female teen [oh, and GAWD, if you're all gonna say "Stop talking like an old mothaf*cka", I don't think I can tolerate being called a "teen" anymore], so I completely understand the premise of saying that this is a book about love. That is what love is to teenagers after all - undeniable lust after a supah!hot man. Of course, they'd hope this man to be perfect in every way, to be possessive of them in any way... so that girls won't have reason to be jealous, because it's the men now who are jealous of them.

I'm the kind of reader that tries to put herself in the shoes of the characters - each and every one. When I read this book, I couldn't find myself relating to ANY of them. Their flaws are so inhuman for the fact that they are the "perfect" stereotypes [coughcoughEDWARDcough]. I had a strong dislike for the characters that I ended up barfing at the fourth book [and having to pay my sister soon after]

This is a perfect example of that oh-so-popular quote, "Do not judge a book by its cover". Admit it: The Twilight series' covers are pretty, and its marketing/advertising has gone pretty massive. When one looks inside, though, the only thing they see is a "pretty" bunch of... well, $#!+. No matter how pretty $#!+ is covered/perfumed, it still is disgusting waste in the end.

I never thought of saying that an anime/manga series would be better than this - I never classified it as a form of literature. When I look at it now, though, it seems that the plots and characters of numerous manga, anime, and RPGs appeal more to me than this book does. It fails to present reality. A strong [but nonetheless flawed] argument is that this book is a work of "fiction"and, as such, does not need "reality" as its strong point. That's the thing, though: If this book lacks all sense of reality, then it lacks appeal. Why would people read books that simply do not appeal to them? It remains pieces of cut trees. Even the Harry Potter series contains a certain amount of reality to it.

This book was a disgrace to the name "Edward" [...and I rather think "Ed Elric" than "Cullen", thank you], the name "Bella" [I am a fan of "Beauty and the Beast"], and the name "Jacob" [...which happens to be the name of my best friend ]. I have no idea why this was released to the public.

In conclusion, Twilight is a hypnotizing book about crap, crap, and more crap. THE END.

P.S. I am going to watch the movie for the sake of making fun of it. So as NOT to contribute to its box-office sales, I'd wait for the releases online. I'm pretty sure they'd be rampant.


Well said!

Although I will be going to see the movie at the theater with my friends and possibly my sister. We already have plans to dress up in a very sparkly manner and I'm gonna sneak vodka into the theater. I feel like it'll make the experience more fun.
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Vodka?
best idea to get through the movie

sadly, I'll be going to see it as well, with some friends who're crazed Twilight fans
but just as well, it'd do me some good to criticize this waste of film WHILE it is showing
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my reasons for hating this series
1) crappy names (Bella, how stupid of a name was that and her daughter's name is even more retarded)
2) no point
3)ruins vampire's reputation
4) all the girls who never reads r reading twilight because it's popular
5) the movie looks crappy
6)the book is expensive
7) it is NOT well written AT ALL
8) has the same thing over and over
9)crappy ending
10)Bella didn't die
11)Ruins the reputation for werewolves
12) it's so corny that I puked after reading two sentences of the book
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Posted 11/14/08

legolas133 wrote:

my reasons for hating this series
1) crappy names (Bella, how stupid of a name was that and her daughter's name is even more retarded)
2) no point
3)ruins vampire's reputation
4) all the girls who never reads r reading twilight because it's popular
5) the movie looks crappy
6)the book is expensive
7) it is NOT well written AT ALL
8) has the same thing over and over
9)crappy ending
10)Bella didn't die
11)Ruins the reputation for werewolves
12) it's so corny that I puked after reading two sentences of the book


I totally agree

Posted 11/14/08 , edited 11/14/08

legolas133 wrote:

my reasons for hating this series
1) crappy names (Bella, how stupid of a name was that and her daughter's name is even more retarded)
2) no point
3)ruins vampire's reputation
4) all the girls who never reads r reading twilight because it's popular
5) the movie looks crappy
6)the book is expensive
7) it is NOT well written AT ALL
8) has the same thing over and over
9)crappy ending
10)Bella didn't die
11)Ruins the reputation for werewolves
12) it's so corny that I puked after reading two sentences of the book


1) Bella is short for Isabella and her daughters name is a mix of her mother's and Esme's names moron
2) the point is a vampire love story moron
3) she can make vampires however she wants to If you don't like it get over it no need to complain
4) I did not I knew nothing other then it sounded good
5) really have you really ever looked at the finished product stupid
6) ha really is $13 dollars expensive I think not
7) it is well written a very draw you in kind of story
8) no it does not it changes
9) it has a very good ending happily ever after
10) well duh she is not supposed to moron
11) they were not even werewolfs shape shifters that chose the shape of a wolf and is passed down by blood
12) really how is it corny only after two sentences you really are dumb
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Posted 11/15/08

RieFu2 wrote:


legolas133 wrote:

my reasons for hating this series
1) crappy names (Bella, how stupid of a name was that and her daughter's name is even more retarded)
2) no point
3)ruins vampire's reputation
4) all the girls who never reads r reading twilight because it's popular
5) the movie looks crappy
6)the book is expensive
7) it is NOT well written AT ALL
8) has the same thing over and over
9)crappy ending
10)Bella didn't die
11)Ruins the reputation for werewolves
12) it's so corny that I puked after reading two sentences of the book


1) Bella is short for Isabella and her daughters name is a mix of her mother's and Esme's names moron
2) the point is a vampire love story moron
3) she can make vampires however she wants to If you don't like it get over it no need to complain
4) I did not I knew nothing other then it sounded good
5) really have you really ever looked at the finished product stupid
6) ha really is $13 dollars expensive I think not
7) it is well written a very draw you in kind of story
8) no it does not it changes
9) it has a very good ending happily ever after
10) well duh she is not supposed to moron
11) they were not even werewolfs shape shifters that chose the shape of a wolf and is passed down by blood
12) really how is it corny only after two sentences you really are dumb


RieFu2, please respect legolas133's opinion. This is a Twilight Haters Community, you can defend it, but it won't change anyone's views, and either way you shouldn't be calling them names. I don't want any cussing in my community, okay?
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Posted 11/15/08

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Vodka?
best idea to get through the movie

sadly, I'll be going to see it as well, with some friends who're crazed Twilight fans
but just as well, it'd do me some good to criticize this waste of film WHILE it is showing


nah, it's a waste of money; make your friends free you for the delux tickets.... just and advice: wait for the DVD to come out, borrow it and make a video that'll insult Twi-fans.
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DarkDaigoro wrote:

Vodka?
best idea to get through the movie

sadly, I'll be going to see it as well, with some friends who're crazed Twilight fans
but just as well, it'd do me some good to criticize this waste of film WHILE it is showing


I take it back. I'm gonna take some tequila instead.
Twilight = Tequila
I felt it would be more fitting.
And ngl, I am so fucking excited for this movie. I get to drink, hang out with my friends and see a HUGE RPattz, Jacksper and that little jailbait.
:D
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As much as I dread the movie, I am watching it. I want to see if it actually changes my views on Twilight.
Posted 11/15/08

mayev123 wrote:


RieFu2 wrote:


legolas133 wrote:

my reasons for hating this series
1) crappy names (Bella, how stupid of a name was that and her daughter's name is even more retarded)
2) no point
3)ruins vampire's reputation
4) all the girls who never reads r reading twilight because it's popular
5) the movie looks crappy
6)the book is expensive
7) it is NOT well written AT ALL
8) has the same thing over and over
9)crappy ending
10)Bella didn't die
11)Ruins the reputation for werewolves
12) it's so corny that I puked after reading two sentences of the book


1) Bella is short for Isabella and her daughters name is a mix of her mother's and Esme's names moron
2) the point is a vampire love story moron
3) she can make vampires however she wants to If you don't like it get over it no need to complain
4) I did not I knew nothing other then it sounded good
5) really have you really ever looked at the finished product stupid
6) ha really is $13 dollars expensive I think not
7) it is well written a very draw you in kind of story
8) no it does not it changes
9) it has a very good ending happily ever after
10) well duh she is not supposed to moron
11) they were not even werewolfs shape shifters that chose the shape of a wolf and is passed down by blood
12) really how is it corny only after two sentences you really are dumb


RieFu2, please respect legolas133's opinion. This is a Twilight Haters Community, you can defend it, but it won't change anyone's views, and either way you shouldn't be calling them names. I don't want any cussing in my community, okay?

it was only a few words to show I that persons reasons are worse then yours
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RieFu2 wrote:


legolas133 wrote:

my reasons for hating this series
1) crappy names (Bella, how stupid of a name was that and her daughter's name is even more retarded)
2) no point
3)ruins vampire's reputation
4) all the girls who never reads r reading twilight because it's popular
5) the movie looks crappy
6)the book is expensive
7) it is NOT well written AT ALL
8) has the same thing over and over
9)crappy ending
10)Bella didn't die
11)Ruins the reputation for werewolves
12) it's so corny that I puked after reading two sentences of the book


1) Bella is short for Isabella and her daughters name is a mix of her mother's and Esme's names moron
2) the point is a vampire love story moron
3) she can make vampires however she wants to If you don't like it get over it no need to complain
4) I did not I knew nothing other then it sounded good
5) really have you really ever looked at the finished product stupid
6) ha really is $13 dollars expensive I think not
7) it is well written a very draw you in kind of story
8) no it does not it changes
9) it has a very good ending happily ever after
10) well duh she is not supposed to moron
11) they were not even werewolfs shape shifters that chose the shape of a wolf and is passed down by blood
12) really how is it corny only after two sentences you really are dumb


if u like twilight, then why the crap did u join this group
get lost idiot

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mayev123 wrote:


RieFu2 wrote:


legolas133 wrote:

my reasons for hating this series
1) crappy names (Bella, how stupid of a name was that and her daughter's name is even more retarded)
2) no point
3)ruins vampire's reputation
4) all the girls who never reads r reading twilight because it's popular
5) the movie looks crappy
6)the book is expensive
7) it is NOT well written AT ALL
8) has the same thing over and over
9)crappy ending
10)Bella didn't die
11)Ruins the reputation for werewolves
12) it's so corny that I puked after reading two sentences of the book


1) Bella is short for Isabella and her daughters name is a mix of her mother's and Esme's names moron
2) the point is a vampire love story moron
3) she can make vampires however she wants to If you don't like it get over it no need to complain
4) I did not I knew nothing other then it sounded good
5) really have you really ever looked at the finished product stupid
6) ha really is $13 dollars expensive I think not
7) it is well written a very draw you in kind of story
8) no it does not it changes
9) it has a very good ending happily ever after
10) well duh she is not supposed to moron
11) they were not even werewolfs shape shifters that chose the shape of a wolf and is passed down by blood
12) really how is it corny only after two sentences you really are dumb


RieFu2, please respect legolas133's opinion. This is a Twilight Haters Community, you can defend it, but it won't change anyone's views, and either way you shouldn't be calling them names. I don't want any cussing in my community, okay?


thank u mayev123 ^-^
Posted 11/15/08 , edited 11/15/08

legolas133 wrote:


RieFu2 wrote:


legolas133 wrote:

my reasons for hating this series
1) crappy names (Bella, how stupid of a name was that and her daughter's name is even more retarded)
2) no point
3)ruins vampire's reputation
4) all the girls who never reads r reading twilight because it's popular
5) the movie looks crappy
6)the book is expensive
7) it is NOT well written AT ALL
8) has the same thing over and over
9)crappy ending
10)Bella didn't die
11)Ruins the reputation for werewolves
12) it's so corny that I puked after reading two sentences of the book


1) Bella is short for Isabella and her daughters name is a mix of her mother's and Esme's names moron
2) the point is a vampire love story moron
3) she can make vampires however she wants to If you don't like it get over it no need to complain
4) I did not I knew nothing other then it sounded good
5) really have you really ever looked at the finished product stupid
6) ha really is $13 dollars expensive I think not
7) it is well written a very draw you in kind of story
8) no it does not it changes
9) it has a very good ending happily ever after
10) well duh she is not supposed to moron
11) they were not even werewolfs shape shifters that chose the shape of a wolf and is passed down by blood
12) really how is it corny only after two sentences you really are dumb


if u like twilight, then why the crap did u join this group
get lost idiot



what can't come up with anything more intelligent to say then that ha
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