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anyones need help in love, love guru is Here!!
Posted 9/23/08
who needs help in love , please quote and reply these questions
you are also ffree to ask anything..


1) what happened to both of you??
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Posted 9/23/08
the girl i liked switched schools now i dun like ne one my school is filled with ugly girls
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24 / M / Mammago Garage, Y...
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I'd like to know where you went to become a certified expert on love, so I can go there and learn how to get laid.
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Posted 9/23/08
Question: Can you please leave?
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Posted 9/23/08
he dumped me because i gave him a red and itchy rash on his penis. what did i do wrong? HELP ME LOVE GURU!
Posted 9/23/08

zomfg wrote:

he dumped me because i gave him a red and itchy rash on his penis. what did i do wrong? HELP ME LOVE GURU!



um, ahha why did you do tAT?
Posted 9/23/08

krnsoldierofGod wrote:

the girl i liked switched schools now i dun like ne one my school is filled with ugly girls


oh. then did you get her numbER?
Posted 9/23/08

Cuddlebuns wrote:

I'd like to know where you went to become a certified expert on love, so I can go there and learn how to get laid.

you are a guy, how to get laiD?
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Posted 9/23/08 , edited 9/23/08

impossibleman wrote:


zomfg wrote:

he dumped me because i gave him a red and itchy rash on his penis. what did i do wrong? HELP ME LOVE GURU!



um, ahha why did you do tAT?


because i experimented with my pet puppy and then had sex with him. did i do something wrong? HALP!
Posted 9/23/08

zomfg wrote:


impossibleman wrote:


zomfg wrote:

he dumped me because i gave him a red and itchy rash on his penis. what did i do wrong? HELP ME LOVE GURU!



um, ahha why did you do tAT?


because i had sex with an animal and then had sex with him. did i do something wrong? HALP!


um yosh, are you mAD?
Posted 9/23/08

zomfg wrote:


impossibleman wrote:


zomfg wrote:

he dumped me because i gave him a red and itchy rash on his penis. what did i do wrong? HELP ME LOVE GURU!



um, ahha why did you do tAT?


because i experimented with my pet puppy and then had sex with him. did i do something wrong? HALP!


why did you do it with a doG?
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Posted 9/23/08

impossibleman wrote:


zomfg wrote:


impossibleman wrote:


zomfg wrote:

he dumped me because i gave him a red and itchy rash on his penis. what did i do wrong? HELP ME LOVE GURU!



um, ahha why did you do tAT?


because i experimented with my pet puppy and then had sex with him. did i do something wrong? HALP!


why did you do it with a doG?


no, i'm not mad. i just love my dog so much i wanted to show it how much so i had sexual intercourse with it. i still do it often and the rash won't go away... it's really itchy and smells bad. what do i do love guru? i also want my ex boyfriend back so i can watch him have sex with my dog.

Posted 9/23/08

zomfg wrote:


impossibleman wrote:


zomfg wrote:


impossibleman wrote:


zomfg wrote:

he dumped me because i gave him a red and itchy rash on his penis. what did i do wrong? HELP ME LOVE GURU!



um, ahha why did you do tAT?


because i experimented with my pet puppy and then had sex with him. did i do something wrong? HALP!


why did you do it with a doG?


no, i'm not mad. i just love my dog so much i wanted to show it how much so i had sexual intercourse with it. i still do it often and the rash won't go away... it's really itchy and smells bad. what do i do love guru? i also want my ex boyfriend back so i can watch him have sex with my dog.


your mad to have sex ith a dog, and got yourself into the rash, and you dont make love with you dog, jsut b/c you love the dog.
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Posted 9/23/08

impossibleman wrote:


zomfg wrote:


impossibleman wrote:


zomfg wrote:


impossibleman wrote:


zomfg wrote:

he dumped me because i gave him a red and itchy rash on his penis. what did i do wrong? HELP ME LOVE GURU!



um, ahha why did you do tAT?


because i experimented with my pet puppy and then had sex with him. did i do something wrong? HALP!


why did you do it with a doG?


no, i'm not mad. i just love my dog so much i wanted to show it how much so i had sexual intercourse with it. i still do it often and the rash won't go away... it's really itchy and smells bad. what do i do love guru? i also want my ex boyfriend back so i can watch him have sex with my dog.


your mad to have sex ith a dog, and got yourself into the rash, and you dont make love with you dog, jsut b/c you love the dog.


i was horny too.
Posted 9/23/08

zomfg wrote:


impossibleman wrote:


zomfg wrote:


impossibleman wrote:


zomfg wrote:


impossibleman wrote:


zomfg wrote:

he dumped me because i gave him a red and itchy rash on his penis. what did i do wrong? HELP ME LOVE GURU!



um, ahha why did you do tAT?


because i experimented with my pet puppy and then had sex with him. did i do something wrong? HALP!


why did you do it with a doG?


no, i'm not mad. i just love my dog so much i wanted to show it how much so i had sexual intercourse with it. i still do it often and the rash won't go away... it's really itchy and smells bad. what do i do love guru? i also want my ex boyfriend back so i can watch him have sex with my dog.


your mad to have sex ith a dog, and got yourself into the rash, and you dont make love with you dog, jsut b/c you love the dog.


i was horny too.


omg,, then hve sex with a human, not a dog..
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