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Flying Spaghetti Monster
Posted 12/6/08
mmm, spaghetti...
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Posted 12/6/08
Even as a mock religion, the idea of a spaghetti monster is retarded as hell and I refuse to associate or communicate with anyone who engages in this idiotic mock religion.
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Posted 12/6/08
What about the flying Dumpling monster?!! >:D
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27 / M / Look up.
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Posted 12/6/08
I know a pastafarian in real life.
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23 / F / Fraggle Rock
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Posted 12/6/08
I'm a decident member, and have been for two years now.
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23 / F / Fraggle Rock
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Posted 12/6/08
This reminds me a bit of Freesbietarianism. They belive that when you die, your soul will fly up on a roof and get stuck.

And then there is Church of Bob. They worship a god named Bob. Thet don't really know too much about him, exept from that he's called Bob. To join this cult, you have to pay 10 dollars. You are beeing told that when you die, you will go to hell. There you will get your ten dollars back, so you can buy a book called "the way to Bob. The book costs 9 dollars
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Posted 12/6/08
Religion these days...

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Posted 12/6/08
LOL...
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31 / F / Kumamoto, Japan
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Posted 12/6/08
My boyfriend has the thing to stick on his car! It's so cute, I think--hah!

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23 / F / Poland
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Posted 12/23/08
There's also the church of Maradona. That makes more sense than beliving in flying spagetti monster, but both r ridiculous.
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Posted 12/23/08
LOLOL, looks like a nerd convention.


I'd join that.
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24 / F / Far away from you
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Posted 12/23/08
Lawls xD
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27 / F / Michigan
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Posted 12/23/08
reminds me of a book i once read. i'm not exactly sure about the title i think it was called godless or something. but this group of kids began worshiping the water tower in their town and it got really heated too. good book you should all read it if you're bored
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28 / F / Oklahoma
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Posted 12/23/08
Ahhhh, Pastafarianism! My religion of choice. ^-~

Allow me to explain. Our prophet, Bobby Henderson, first started to spread the word of His Noodliness when he found out the Kansas State Board of Education was contemplating adding Intelligent Design alongside Evolution in science class. Bobby made the case that if they are going to teach Creationism, it's only fair that they teach our theory of Intelligent Design as well. We believe that the Flying Spagetti Monster created the Universe.

We also believe that the theory of 'gravity' is an evil being pushed on us by Atheists and instead want Intelligent Falling taught in schools. We believe that we are all held down on Earth by His Noodly Appendages and that he hovers mostly above China (Why else are they so short? Because he can concentrate His Noodly Appendages by being right over them!)

It should also be noted that when teaching the word of His Noodliness, one must dress as a pirate. I am wearing an eye patch right now. Arrrrrrgh. This is because the lack of pirates is OBVIOUSLY the cause of global warming. As pirates have gone down, global warming has gone up. So, pirates are very important to our religion.

I hope my mini-lesson on Pastafarianism has been educational to you all. Ramen, my brothers and sisters! Ramen.

(And in case you haven't gotten it, this religion is SATIRE. Of course we have people who take it seriously, but those people are off their rocker.)
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26 / F / Asia
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Posted 12/23/08
haha.. weird... I wonder if they have prayers too??
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