herse some jokes i noez

Equal positive integers

Theorem: All positive integers are equal.

Proof: Sufficient to show that for any two positive integers, A and B, A = B.

Further, it is sufficient to show that for all N > 0, if A and B (positive integers) satisfy (MAX(A,

= N) then A = B.

Proceed by induction.

If N = 1, then A and B, being positive integers, must both be 1. So A = B.

Assume that the theorem is true for some value k. Take A and B with MAX(A,

= k+1. Then MAX((A-1), (B-1)) = k. And hence (A-1) = (B-1). Consequently, A = B. (yes I understand it and yes its funny)

chuck facts

# Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode.

# The air around Chuck Norris is always a balmy 78 degrees.

# When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.

# Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.

dead baby jokes-put some of the better ones in there just so i wont get any complaints ;D and if u do complain, it aint my problem.

# How many babies does it take to make a bottle of baby oil?

It depends on how hard you squeeze them.

# How do you save a drowning baby?

Harpoon it.

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