Posted 9/24/08
herse some jokes i noez

Equal positive integers
Theorem: All positive integers are equal.
Proof: Sufficient to show that for any two positive integers, A and B, A = B.
Further, it is sufficient to show that for all N > 0, if A and B (positive integers) satisfy (MAX(A, = N) then A = B.
Proceed by induction.
If N = 1, then A and B, being positive integers, must both be 1. So A = B.
Assume that the theorem is true for some value k. Take A and B with MAX(A, = k+1. Then MAX((A-1), (B-1)) = k. And hence (A-1) = (B-1). Consequently, A = B. (yes I understand it and yes its funny)
chuck facts
# Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode.
# The air around Chuck Norris is always a balmy 78 degrees.
# When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.
# Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.
dead baby jokes-put some of the better ones in there just so i wont get any complaints ;D and if u do complain, it aint my problem.
# How many babies does it take to make a bottle of baby oil?
It depends on how hard you squeeze them.
# How do you save a drowning baby?
Harpoon it.

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(# How do you save a drowning baby?) that don't seem like a joke. if it is than please do explain
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