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Posted 9/25/08 , edited 9/28/08
I tried to do this thread b4, but jak unfortunately merged with the Lyrics thread.......even though that thread barely has ANY MENTION of punchlines @ all (fucking pussies).

No Hip Hop related forum cannot be without this type of thread........

So the concept of this thread, post up your favorite rap/hip hop punchlines that you've heard from any rap/hip hop song. And when I mean punchlines.....I don't mean the garbage that Soulja Boy spits out that makes zero sense or zero ability to make you say "OH SHIT." For punchlines, I basically mean stuff like this.........

Example:

Swingin' the guillotine, cause whenever the head is severed
From the human body with a sharp enough weapon
The brain remains conscious for ten seconds
Long enough for me to give you one last message
And when you get to Hell you can tell Lucifer I said it

- Canibus

I'll post up some more of MY FAVORITES later........I wanna hear some of yours

Rule for this thread: Keep punchlines below 8 bars, last thing I need is a full song on this page. If you want to display where you got the punchline from, you can make a link to the lyrics to the song you got it from. Otherwise, KEEP PUNCHLINES SHORT SINCE PUNCHLINES AREN'T REALLY LONG!!!!
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Posted 9/26/08
That's damn hard to say! I mean, that's a LOOOOOOOOONNNGGG List. Even you gotta admit that.
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That's damn hard to say! I mean, that's a LOOOOOOOOONNNGGG List. Even you gotta admit that.


Who said you gotta post them all @ once? I want to make this a very long thread, so even if you don't post your whole list of favorite punchlines........you've got more time to post more of them later.

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big_j_gangsta wrote:

I tried to do this thread b4, but jak unfortunately merged with the Lyrics thread.......even though that thread barely has ANY MENTION of punchlines @ all (fucking pussies).

No Hip Hop related forum cannot be without this type of thread........

So the concept of this thread, post up your favorite rap/hip hop punchlines that you've heard from any rap/hip hop song. And when I mean punchlines.....I don't mean the garbage that Soulja Boy spits out that makes zero sense or zero ability to make you say "OH SHIT." For punchlines, I basically mean stuff like this.........

Example:

Swingin' the guillotine, cause whenever the head is severed
From the human body with a sharp enough weapon
The brain remains conscious for ten seconds
Long enough for me to give you one last message
And when you get to Hell you can tell Lucifer I said it

- Canibus

I'll post up some more of MY FAVORITES later........I wanna hear some of yours


There are alot of punchlines in the Lyrics thread...

FYI... when punchlines turn to full verses approx. 16 bars the merger will be approaching



4 this thread ima place my own restriction on myself JUST ME.... no punchlines by any rappers w/ there own topics in this group... i mainly do this... so i dont post evry 2 punchlines w/ lil wayne LOL
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Posted 9/27/08 , edited 9/27/08
^^Technically I don't mind some1 posting up 90% of their punchlines from their favorite artist, crasyjak. But hell, whatever makes you sleep at night. And yes, I like the 16 bar limit for punchlines as a good way to regulate this. That should be fair........no punchlines over 16 bars allowed
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^^Technically I don't mind some1 posting up 90% of their punchlines from their favorite artist, crasyjak. But hell, whatever makes you sleep at night. And yes, I like the 16 bar limit for punchlines as a good way to regulate this. That should be fair........no punchlines over 16 bars allowed


No i meant.... 16 is too much.... 8 bars Max... its a punchline not a freestyle
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This rhyme is so hard...its from diddy off of 'Bad Boys' and i think its only hard cause he said it, and its true to him.

" Don't worry if I write rhymes, I write checks (ahh!) Who's the boss? Dudes is lost "

I just like it cause out of a lot of shit this foo says...most of it doesn't even relate to him.
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This rhyme is so hard...its from diddy off of 'Bad Boys' and i think its only hard cause he said it, and its true to him.

" Don't worry if I write rhymes, I write checks (ahh!) Who's the boss? Dudes is lost "

I just like it cause out of a lot of shit this foo says...most of it doesn't even relate to him.


I think origanally thats a B.I.G. line... changed slightly but yeah its B.I.G. so yeah... diddy stikes out again...
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