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Posted 10/12/08
"we always win at this battle shit,
cos if we lose.... we jus gonna have to whip a niggas ass afterwards" - Reignman
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"...I hold weight no calories, so my jewels frosen like a Sub-Zero fatality..." - Cassidy
"...I'm the shit, u a fart nigga..." - Cassidy
"... I got too many fans now, even people with no arms saying I'm the best...hands down..." - Cassidy
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Posted 10/15/08
Lol like i said before im the R&B type so ma bad if the lines arent as sick as i think they are lol!

"You kno you give good brain like you graduated from a good school" lil wayne
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"...i got stripes like a referee, and coke comin in on boats like a refugee..." - Cassidy
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Posted 10/17/08
unhappy wit da riches cause you piss poor morally ~T.I (Live your life)
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Posted 10/18/08 , edited 10/18/08

sergio wrote:

"...I hold weight no calories, so my jewels frosen like a Sub-Zero fatality..." - Cassidy
"...I'm the shit, u a fart nigga..." - Cassidy
"... I got too many fans now, even people with no arms saying I'm the best...hands down..." - Cassidy


ima jump on the cass train too...


"my niggaz beside me
wit triggas and niggaz get bodied,
i lock a strip and chop a brick like im Mr. Miagi
but this aint karate,
i been sick since i pissed in a potty,
i probly been proper since my pappa been dickin my mommy..."


but wait... theres more!

"I'm a cannon man,
holdin the hammer man
and for the loot nigga, i shoot niggaz like a cameraman
snapin a picture
you'll get stuck like the back of a sticker
i bars like the factory manufacturing snickers..."


AHHHHHH!!

"with the bullets in the rocket, my pockets is full of cream
im full of steam, keep the steel in my hands like Wolverine"


Cass SPAZED OUT on this song... btw song is called Psycho
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Posted 10/19/08


You kno the world's gone mad
when Blacks wear plad
and Mariah has married Nick [[CANNON]]...

got more jazz than Jerry Sloan
pizzazz the swagger lone?
i have a bigger head than that of Barry Bonds...

Yall eat scraps, i eat [[SALMON]]
With fresh fruit covered in [[DANNON]]...

If Jason Borne was to record and join forces with Zack Morris
They'd form my performance...

With lasiks u still cant ace my eye exam
Nah man lets try again
I got lungs like Ironman
I hit the bong while u must extend your diaphram....

see me on the streets take a pic with your cannon
then get it Lamin- nated
frame it, save it
cuz in a couple days i'll be famous....


-ASHER ROTH on the infamous CANNON beat.... needless to say he spazzed out!!
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Posted 10/19/08
.......dammit crasyjak, I thought you were gonna help me enforce the 8 bars limit
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Posted 10/19/08

big_j_gangsta wrote:

.......dammit crasyjak, I thought you were gonna help me enforce the 8 bars limit


each individual set is at most 4 bars.... i picked lines from all over the song.... so nuthins in direct sequential order
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"...never in 100 years i'd thought i'd be a rapper,
but in less than 100 bars i'd knew i'd be a factor,
i'm ps4 in HD and the screen is plasma,
you're atari 2600 with a weak adapter..." - Joell Ortiz


"...who does this better, walk around with-metal all on me like the front of shredder..." - Nino Bless
"...i stay robbin but grown bitter, on your grave they carvin 'fucked with the wrong nigga'..." - Nino Bless


"...i breathe bars like oxygen locked my lungs in a cage,
instrumentals get fucked on the stage,
a peadophile unless i dig in the crates,
and fuck wid sutton my age..." - Crooked I
"... they old ass hole flow - i drop new shit..." - Crooked I


"...i done played the tune of violence, more than my nigga charles hamilton played sonic..." - Royce da 5'9"

"...i take it out on tracks - i R.I.P it, so even to the producer its hard to I.D it..." - Joe Budden

From the song: Slaughterhouse
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Posted 10/25/08 , edited 10/25/08
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqINNFrIUwM

1 of the 3 Cyphers from the 2008 BET Hip Hop Awards.........if none of the punchlines in there (surprisingly even Ace Hood held it down) makes you say "Holy Shit," then YOU AIN'T KNOW HIP HOP.

My favorites punchlines from that Cypher:

"word play king, im not the one to scrabble wit, the rocks got more karats in it than rabbit shit"

".......kuz everybody coming in the year is failing, ask why and they just play Sarah Palin" (HOLY SHIT!!!!)
- Fabolous

"I will rap circles around these new urkles"
- Jadakiss
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Posted 10/30/08 , edited 10/30/08
"C my words would b belivable
belivable but breif i wnt even sho u my teeth
u wouldnt even kno that u had any beef
but actualy wat im angry about is that i havnt had any sleep
kuz 1 niggas disrespect is ultamitly due 2 a domino effect
boy dnt u kno that i kan sit wit my bak 2 u
n stil hav my bak bak 2 u so natural
close my eyes n breath n do that 2 u
n as far as any1 whos after u the same 4 any1 that run up in yo name"


"I am sumthin 2 c yet im nothin 2 touch
i'll kill u bout nothin kuz nutins 2 much
i'll put the barrel 2 yo babymomas belly n squeeze her 2
so the world wont hav 2 deal wit anotha fuck nigga lik u
I HATE YA I HATE YA"
~ Cee-lo Green, Scrap Metal

sory i kno thats way mor then 4 but this song is so raw
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Posted 11/7/08 , edited 11/7/08
Free Murda dick longer then the O.J. trial
Have your bitch in the back with a Colgate smile

-Free Murda; Certified Samurai; Afro samurai OST
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Posted 11/21/08
"...damn man, what the hell you smokin' on,
it's Ludacris I got more cheese than Prombolon,
and the chrome is home, so I'm never home alone,
and only keep friends with 2-X chromosomes..."

- Ludacris "MVP"
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Posted 11/22/08
everybody with you aint down, everybody down aint with you..

we livin to die, and we all die to live..

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