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Best Movie Line Ever
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i don't know if anyone has posted this one yet but...

Show me the money! - jerry mcguire

Darth Vader: There is no escape. Don't make me destroy you.

Dr. Iris Henimen: Sometimes, to order to see the light, you have to risk the dark. - Minority Report

Benjamin: Mrs. Robinson, if you don't mind my saying so, this conversation is getting a little strange. -- The Graduate

Count Olaf: I'm sorry, I don't speak *monkey*.

Bart: Are we awake?
Jim: We're not sure. Are we black?
Bart: Yes, we are.
Jim: Then we're awake, but very puzzled.

Inigo Montoya: Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

[the Sheriff has said he'll cut out Robin Hood's heart with a spoon]
Guy of Gisborne: Why a spoon, cousin? Why not an axe?
Sheriff of Nottingham: Because it's DULL, you twit. It'll hurt more.

Smee: i've just had an apostrophe!
Capitan Hook : don't you mean an epiphany?
Smee: Lightning has just struck my brain
Capitan Hook: oh that must hurt..
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Mark "Rent-boy" Renton: [narrating] Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a three-piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on Sunday night. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourselves. Choose your future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life. I chose somethin' else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got heroin?

from trainspotting.
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Posted 4/8/07
hmmm..... i'd have to say "hurry up and buy" don't be a menace lol
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[After student provides incorrect answer to math problem]
Mr. Garrison: Ok, now let's try to get an answer from someone who's not a complete retard... anyone?


South Park: Bigger, Longer, & Uncut

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The Hitchhicker's Guide To The Gallaxy (speaking on the Babel Fish). This quote was taken from the book, but was in the original T.V. movie/series, and included as an extra only in the new version.

"Now it is such a bizzarrely impprobable coincidence that anything so mind-bogglingly useful could have evolved purely by chance that some thinkers have chosen to see it as a final and clinching proof of the non existence of God.
"The argument goes something like this: 'I refuse to prove that I exist,' says God, 'for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing.'
"'But,' says man,'the Babel fish is a dead giveaway, isn't it? It could not have evolved by chance. It proves you exist, and so therefore, by your own arguments, you don't. QED.'
"'Oh, dear,' says God, 'I haven't thought of that,' and promptly vanishes in a puff of logic."


pothica wrote:

Inigo Montoya: Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.



I love that movie.
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asta la vista baby! - terminator
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30 / M / Canada
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cracks me up everytime

Hannibal King: [after watching Blade casually kill a familiar] You know, one of these days, you might want to consider sitting down with someone. You know, have a little share time? Get in touch with your inner child? Also, you just might want to consider blinking once in a while.
[Blade stops and slowly turns to look at Hannibal]
Hannibal King: I'm sorry, I, uh... I ate a lot of sugar today.

-Blade Trinity
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A note: The movie 300 is getting credit for lines such as, "Their arrows blot out the sun!" "Then we shall fight in the shade!" and "He's brought plenty of men but no soldiers" and the well thing, and many others. These, however, are historical quotes recorded in the histories of Herodotus. People really said those words!

Anyway my favorite line is the very last line in the entire Starwars series. “AAAAAA” By Chewbaka! Cuz Luke gets a metal, Han gets a metal, but Chewbaka gets the last line in the movie!

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God damn it, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables; slaves with white collars. Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need. We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War's a spiritual war... our Great Depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off.
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SeraphAlford wrote:

A note: The movie 300 is getting credit for lines such as, "Their arrows blot out the sun!" "Then we shall fight in the shade!" and "He's brought plenty of men but no soldiers" and the well thing, and many others. These, however, are historical quotes recorded in the histories of Herodotus. People really said those words!

Anyway my favorite line is the very last line in the entire Starwars series. “AAAAAA” By Chewbaka! Cuz Luke gets a metal, Han gets a metal, but Chewbaka gets the last line in the movie!



lol
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ibanez72 wrote:

God damn it, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables; slaves with white collars. Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need. We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War's a spiritual war... our Great Depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off.


Let me guess, Fight Club, I love that one

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"i DO have a huge rod... I wish" - Austin Powers: Goldmember, it was said in Japenese with subtitles.
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SHUTUP N00B!!

it ain't a film but it's a great line!
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27 / M / North Carolina
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Clerks: what up ladies, what up sluts,
and just about any line muttered by Jay and silent bob in every kevin smith view askew movie made
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Chris Tucker: I have a dream...that white! people!, black! people!...nd even...Chinese! People!, can Oll jus get get along! -Rush Hour 2
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