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Luther: High school is a lot like prison: Bad food, high fences; the sex you want, you ain't gettin', the sex you gettin', you don't want. I've seen terrible things.
Dizzy: Yesterday, an eighty-year-old librarian broke my penis.
Luther: You win.
- from The New Guy (2002)
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Apocalypse Now!
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300 has a lot of awesome lines.
"this is madness! madness...? THIS IS SPARTA!"
"our arrows will blot out the sun! ...then we shall fight in the shade."
"SPARTANS! WHAT IS YOUR PROFESSION?"
superbad has some hilarious lines.
"when i was a kid..., i used to sit around all day and draw pictures of dicks."
beerfest is pretty funny too.
"$10 for a bj, $12 for an hj, $15 for a zj... what's a zj? if you have to ask, you can't afford it. ...i've got $4."
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Why so serious? - Joker, Dark Knight
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the best line is from american history x. when the guy gets bumed in the showers
"no.....nooooooo......(other guy) shut up bitch"
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my fav is asshole crips and bloods idk what move that is from thought.
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"MORE STEAAAMM!!!!" by Chow Yun Fat on Pirates of the Caribbean At World's End
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anything from Blade Runner..
"Quite an experience to live in fear, isn't it? That's what it is to be a slave."
"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe.
Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion.
I watched c-beams ... glitter in the dark near Tanhauser Gate.
All those ... moments will be lost ... in time, like tears ... in rain. Time ... to die."
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you're a wizard harry ..
roflmao
seriously, mostly came from dumbledore.
because he's EPIC. lmao.
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Holy grail epic line:
'NI'
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THIS IS SPARTA!-Leonidas, 300
TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL!-Leonidas, 300
Hasta La Vista meatbag!-Terminator, Terminator
To the end of this day, one shall stand, one shall fall.-Optimus Prime, Transformers
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"It's man devouring man, my dear_and who are we to deny it in here?" - Sweeney Todd
"I mean, what happened, d'your balls drop off?" - Joker, The Dark Knight
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May the force be with you..
Star Wars...
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well as wat my status said....from a walk to remember
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