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What's the lamest excuse or reason for a break up?
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Posted 9/28/08

leviathan343 wrote:

I chose my cat.


LOLZ...... how about... because we have different believes. I believe in UFO, you are not.
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Posted 9/28/08
my parents didn't accept you thats mine
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23 / M / 啊,我在 Lost Underse...
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Posted 9/28/08
instead of "its not you, its me"

its not me, its you
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26 / M / New York City, NY
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Posted 9/28/08
At least my sister's around more than you are...
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26 / M / Denver, Colorado
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Posted 9/28/08
im allergic to ummmmm you....................yea
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26 / M / Denver, Colorado
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Posted 9/28/08
"hon we got you talk."
get her to sit down
"well i.... i have to tell you something......"

""what is it dear?""
"ummm life is like a piece of cheese ......................................... but we can still be friends"

then walk away
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23 / M / Singapore
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Posted 9/29/08
Your boobs are too big for me, coz urs are bigger than a 24 inch wheels. So big it swallows my small 8 yr old bro head!

So better resize it to a suitable size of a soccer ball.
Posted 9/29/08

tragicdiscodance wrote:

"Its not you, Its me"

Lol, cliche!


THIS. Worst fucking excuse, ever!
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Posted 9/30/08

kingdom93 wrote:

instead of "its not you, its me"

its not me, its you


lol

well... actually that's what "it's not you, it's me" really says... "YOU'RE TO BLAME"

my lamest reason for breaking up was "I just don't get you"... which was really the case but looking back on it... stupid thing to say. especially if it's the ONLY thing you say.
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26 / F / Cavite, PhiLippines
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Posted 9/30/08
"famiLy probLem"..but after a week..he's with another girL..f**k!lol
Posted 10/3/08
"my pastor told me to stop dating girls be get closer with God"

or "I dont think we can work out cuz we live in different states..." its a effin 20-30min drive...

"are we even going out?"
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21 / F / UNITED KINGDOM!!....
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Posted 10/3/08
im just not ready to go out with anybody yet!!





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27 / F / Michigan
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Posted 10/20/08
my ex broke up with me b/c supposedly i never said thank u
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Posted 10/21/08
"it's not you, it's me"
so cliche. i did that once.
never again.

then there was the,
"i can't be in a serious relationship right now"
an ex i was with for over a year pulled that on me.
so i let him and when he came crawling back to me
saying that the dating world was cruel i said,
"i'm sorry. i just can't be in a serious relationship right now"

it was hilarious.
it hurt him more than it hurt me.
but, oh well ^^
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27 / M / Bermuda Triangle
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Posted 10/21/08
Sorry, my heart belong to World of Warcraft.
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