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What's the lamest excuse or reason for a break up?
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M / Florida, USA
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Posted 10/25/08
It's not you, It's me!
I need time and space.
You don't love me anymore!
Lets see other people.
I did not have sexual relations with that woman.

haha i dont really know many, i hardly use them
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28 / M / Portland
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"it appears that destiny has conspired to separate us. oh fate, how cruel a demon thou art, that i must part from my beloved and the next time we shall meet i know not when..."

or something like that.
Posted 10/25/08
I need someone who is more more passionate.
^Lame.
I need morning sex.
^Win.
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Posted 10/25/08
Someone at my school said i already have a pussy i don't need another one.
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116 / M / Earth
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Posted 10/25/08
you know...this is not working, its not you, but me.. srry but this is not making sense to me anymore
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24 / M / In a Box
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Posted 10/25/08
Your Ugly .... Sayoo Nara =]
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26 / M / Earth
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Posted 10/25/08

girhappy91 wrote:

hmmm it's not you it's me


oh wow totally agree, so widely overused... haha
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24 / F / Deerfield Beach
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Posted 10/25/08
"I'm getting busier, I don't want us to hurt because of my schedule."
Lame.
HELLOOO..TEXTING.
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F / Australia
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Posted 10/25/08
i feel a little bad
because i only dumped him because i though he was cheating on me
AND he also said things that upseted me

like a day after i hung with him on his birthday at the fair
on msn
he said: ''going to a night club tonight... what if a girl talks to me''
i said: ''well... of course you can talk to her''
he said: ''what if she wants to have sex with me?''
i said: --NO COMMENT-- <<
i said: ''well.... WHAT DO YOU THINK!? you know the anwser''
i said: ''thats a stupid question :[ ''
he said: lmao joking

~hmmm im SO sure he didnt even say sorry
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24 / F / Panda Land
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Posted 10/25/08
Lamest --> I need to concentrate on my classes.

>.> Seriously, when at the first place, you never did concentrate. Hahah.
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22 / F / Long Beach,CA
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Posted 10/25/08
when the person says 'sorry..but i dont have time 2 u anymore'
gosh i hate that..but wut if the other person doesnt even think that way?

& 'my mom doesnt like u so lets break up'
omfg if someone tells me that..
ill slap him 4real..such a mama's boy
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Malaysia the land...
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Posted 10/25/08
No idea...
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27 / M / In the jungle, th...
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Posted 10/25/08
wow slow down ppl. i need to write this down, this is pure heartbreak gold!

im gonna seriously carry like a mini-pamphlet full of these one liners in my wallet next to the condom, so incase things go sour i can just bust-out one of these puppies and save my booty for some one more worthy...so to speak ha!
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23 / F / CALIFORN-I-A
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Posted 10/25/08
my friend's girlfriend broke up with him by saying "you treat me too well. but let's stay friends." WHAT. THE. FORK?!
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25 / F / Candyland~
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Posted 10/25/08 , edited 10/25/08
"I like guys now."
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