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Posted 5/29/07
it is a flawed theory. For something to be instigated you need a leader or a rulling group. However it belives in evrey one being equal. It could work in small villiage settlements but not countries.
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flippizzle wrote:

Communism strips humans of their individuality.
Humans aren't responsible enough to live under Communist rule. That's just our nature.

In theory, communism works. In reality, I would have a biased opinion because I don't know how it is to live in a Communist society and living under Democracy and all its perks seem to be working just fine to me.. for now.


In theory, communism doesn't work. In modern theory.
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Ideals change with time poppy
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keelo wrote:

your right seighton people only think of themselves. despite the fact that we were made in God's image our nature caused us to sin against God. throughout the history of man people have committed great acts of selfishness and greed to fulfill basic needs and desires.


you don't need to be selfish or greedy to fulfill basic needs and desires. the basic material needs to survive are bread and water, so it was more of an excess desire to fulfill things we want.
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keelo wrote:

Communism is the perfect type of government.


Yes.
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Posted 8/24/09
We should set all our guns to communism. And spread the love. Then, we can bask in the red glory of acceptance.
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We should set all our guns to communism. And spread the love. Then, we can bask in the red glory of acceptance.


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I really dont know how to explain it but here are some to help you get the Idea about communism and other Radical state controls:







Socialism -- If you have 2 cows, you give one to your neighbor.
Communism -- If you have 2 cows, you give them to the government; and the government gives you some milk.

Fascism -- If you have 2 cows, you keep the cows but give the milk to the government, who then sells you the milk at a high price.

Nazism -- If you have 2 cows, the government shoots you and keeps the cows.

New Dealism -- (FDR Version) If you have 2 cows, you shoot one, milk the other one; then pour the milk down the drain.

Capitalism -- (Reaganomics) If you have 2 cows, you sell one and buy a bull; you then sell all the excess milk to the government who in turn ships it to fascist and communist governments.

Anarchism -- If you have 2 cows, your neighbor on your left takes one cow, and the one on the right takes the other; while your backyard neighbor takes the milk, the bucket and the stool.

Utopianism -- If you have 2 cows, Mother Nature zaps the cows, turning their udders into eternal milk-shake dispensers.

Radical Feminism -- If you have 2 cows, you declare an amazonian state free of bull oppression and sit around waiting for the cows to hump each other.

Feudalism -- You have two cows. Your lord takes some of the milk.

Pure Socialism -- You have two cows. The government takes them and puts them in a barn with everyone else's cows. You have to take care of all the cows. The government gives you as much milk as you need.

Bureaucratic Socialism -- You have two cows. The government takes them and puts them in a barn with everyone else's cows. They are cared for by ex-chicken farmers. You have to take care of the chickens the government took from the chicken farmers. The government gives you as much milk and eggs the regulations say you should need.

Fascism -- You have two cows. The government takes both, h ires you to take care of them, and sells you the milk.

Pure Communism -- You have two cows. Your neighbors help you take care of them, and you all share the milk.

Russian Communism -- You have two cows. You have to take care of them, but the government takes all the milk.

Cambodian Communism -- You have two cows. The government takes both and shoots you.

Dictatorship -- You have two cows. The government takes both and drafts you.

Pure Democracy -- You have two cows. Your neighbors decide who gets the milk.

Representative Democracy -- You have two cows. Your neighbors pick someone to tell you who gets the milk.

Bureaucracy- You have two cows. At first the government regulates what you can feed them and when you can milk them. Then it pays you not to milk them. Then it takes both, shoots one, milks the other and pours the milk down the drain. Then it requires you to fill out forms accounting for the missing cows.

Pure Anarchy -- You have two cows. Either you sell the milk at a fair price or your neighbors try to take the cows and kill you.

Libertarian: Anarcho-capitalism -- You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.

Surrealism -- You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.
http://monster-island.org/tinashumor/humor/politcow.html




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Belldandies wrote:

I really dont know how to explain it but here are some to help you get the Idea about communism and other Radical state controls:







Socialism -- If you have 2 cows, you give one to your neighbor.
Communism -- If you have 2 cows, you give them to the government; and the government gives you some milk.

Fascism -- If you have 2 cows, you keep the cows but give the milk to the government, who then sells you the milk at a high price.

Nazism -- If you have 2 cows, the government shoots you and keeps the cows.

New Dealism -- (FDR Version) If you have 2 cows, you shoot one, milk the other one; then pour the milk down the drain.

Capitalism -- (Reaganomics) If you have 2 cows, you sell one and buy a bull; you then sell all the excess milk to the government who in turn ships it to fascist and communist governments.

Anarchism -- If you have 2 cows, your neighbor on your left takes one cow, and the one on the right takes the other; while your backyard neighbor takes the milk, the bucket and the stool.

Utopianism -- If you have 2 cows, Mother Nature zaps the cows, turning their udders into eternal milk-shake dispensers.

Radical Feminism -- If you have 2 cows, you declare an amazonian state free of bull oppression and sit around waiting for the cows to hump each other.

Feudalism -- You have two cows. Your lord takes some of the milk.

Pure Socialism -- You have two cows. The government takes them and puts them in a barn with everyone else's cows. You have to take care of all the cows. The government gives you as much milk as you need.

Bureaucratic Socialism -- You have two cows. The government takes them and puts them in a barn with everyone else's cows. They are cared for by ex-chicken farmers. You have to take care of the chickens the government took from the chicken farmers. The government gives you as much milk and eggs the regulations say you should need.

Fascism -- You have two cows. The government takes both, h ires you to take care of them, and sells you the milk.

Pure Communism -- You have two cows. Your neighbors help you take care of them, and you all share the milk.

Russian Communism -- You have two cows. You have to take care of them, but the government takes all the milk.

Cambodian Communism -- You have two cows. The government takes both and shoots you.

Dictatorship -- You have two cows. The government takes both and drafts you.

Pure Democracy -- You have two cows. Your neighbors decide who gets the milk.

Representative Democracy -- You have two cows. Your neighbors pick someone to tell you who gets the milk.

Bureaucracy- You have two cows. At first the government regulates what you can feed them and when you can milk them. Then it pays you not to milk them. Then it takes both, shoots one, milks the other and pours the milk down the drain. Then it requires you to fill out forms accounting for the missing cows.

Pure Anarchy -- You have two cows. Either you sell the milk at a fair price or your neighbors try to take the cows and kill you.

Libertarian: Anarcho-capitalism -- You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.

Surrealism -- You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.
http://monster-island.org/tinashumor/humor/politcow.html






lol, cows aren't the best example. Btw, nice toupee.
Posted 8/24/09
Good in theory.
Bad in execution.

Against human nature, blah blah blah.
Posted 8/24/09
Bad in theory.
Bad in execution.

Against human nature, blah blah blah.
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Belldandies wrote:

I really dont know how to explain it but here are some to help you get the Idea about communism and other Radical state controls:







Socialism -- If you have 2 cows, you give one to your neighbor.
Communism -- If you have 2 cows, you give them to the government; and the government gives you some milk.

Fascism -- If you have 2 cows, you keep the cows but give the milk to the government, who then sells you the milk at a high price.

Nazism -- If you have 2 cows, the government shoots you and keeps the cows.

New Dealism -- (FDR Version) If you have 2 cows, you shoot one, milk the other one; then pour the milk down the drain.

Capitalism -- (Reaganomics) If you have 2 cows, you sell one and buy a bull; you then sell all the excess milk to the government who in turn ships it to fascist and communist governments.

Anarchism -- If you have 2 cows, your neighbor on your left takes one cow, and the one on the right takes the other; while your backyard neighbor takes the milk, the bucket and the stool.

Utopianism -- If you have 2 cows, Mother Nature zaps the cows, turning their udders into eternal milk-shake dispensers.

Radical Feminism -- If you have 2 cows, you declare an amazonian state free of bull oppression and sit around waiting for the cows to hump each other.

Feudalism -- You have two cows. Your lord takes some of the milk.

Pure Socialism -- You have two cows. The government takes them and puts them in a barn with everyone else's cows. You have to take care of all the cows. The government gives you as much milk as you need.

Bureaucratic Socialism -- You have two cows. The government takes them and puts them in a barn with everyone else's cows. They are cared for by ex-chicken farmers. You have to take care of the chickens the government took from the chicken farmers. The government gives you as much milk and eggs the regulations say you should need.

Fascism -- You have two cows. The government takes both, h ires you to take care of them, and sells you the milk.

Pure Communism -- You have two cows. Your neighbors help you take care of them, and you all share the milk.

Russian Communism -- You have two cows. You have to take care of them, but the government takes all the milk.

Cambodian Communism -- You have two cows. The government takes both and shoots you.

Dictatorship -- You have two cows. The government takes both and drafts you.

Pure Democracy -- You have two cows. Your neighbors decide who gets the milk.

Representative Democracy -- You have two cows. Your neighbors pick someone to tell you who gets the milk.

Bureaucracy- You have two cows. At first the government regulates what you can feed them and when you can milk them. Then it pays you not to milk them. Then it takes both, shoots one, milks the other and pours the milk down the drain. Then it requires you to fill out forms accounting for the missing cows.

Pure Anarchy -- You have two cows. Either you sell the milk at a fair price or your neighbors try to take the cows and kill you.

Libertarian: Anarcho-capitalism -- You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.

Surrealism -- You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.
http://monster-island.org/tinashumor/humor/politcow.html







I vote for Surrealism!
This was hilarious.



and I remember learning about Communism in elementary school, where all they said was the basics and not how corrupted the whole thing is, and I was like.. "so what's wrong with it?!" and my teacher gave me this really mean look.
It's a smart theory, poorly executed due to human nature, right?
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It seems perfect but it will never work, I wonder why China is still a communist country
Posted 8/24/09

Kebadatta wrote:

Bad in theory.
Bad in execution.

Against human nature, blah blah blah.


Why must you contradict me?
Is this obsessive infatuation with me centered around my big and juicy penis?
Alas, I'm not that big a fan of guys.
Posted 8/24/09

LiquoriceJellyBean wrote:


Kebadatta wrote:

Bad in theory.
Bad in execution.

Against human nature, blah blah blah.


Why must you contradict me?
Is this obsessive infatuation with me centered around my big and juicy penis?
Alas, I'm not that big a fan of guys.


I find women with giant juicy penises interesting, okay? -____-
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