More or less in chronological order. My browser closed for some reason when I was half done, and I thought screw it, but then remembered someone who did not feel they knew the 'real' me, so list dedicated to that person.
1. Born in Romania
2. Adopted
3. When I came to America, in the airport was the first time I saw a black man. I asked, why does that man have kaka all over his face...where he could hear me.
4. Some cute little Hispanic kid beat me out for a front page photo on a newspaper for our naturalization ceremony. Damn reporters.
5. I was looking though old pics and I came across one from a newspaper from when I dressed up as zorro when I was around 8. I was quoted as saying, I am scared of real monsters and ninja turtles, which I did not say. Damn reporters.
6. Met the lama ting-zing, and he stayed in our house for several days. Basically the guy in charge of all the Buddhists in China back then.
7. Friend and I were playing in a farmers field. He saw us and yelled at us to get off of his land, and shot a shotgun. Dunno if he missed or shot just to scare us, but we ran like hell.
8. My hair was blond when born but has gradually gotten darker. Dark brown now.
9. Slammed a car door on my index finder, and the whole nail came off. Basically looks like little squiggly worms under there, not pretty.
10. Has eaten monkey brains
Uh thats enough.