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Just post anything that our Bill would never say. Just for funnzies! =D
there's no rules, or any conditions. So have fun!

I'll even start! ^^

"Oh, look, Chocolate! YAY!"

"Why would I want to have sugary goodies filled with chemicals and dye?"

those might be kinda lame, so make my sayings crumble! Ready, Set, GO!!
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This was an interesting idea. Hmm... things BIll wouldn't say... how about:

"Who needs love anyway?" Totally can't see him saying something like that.
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" Yo, yo, yo, check out my new ride... What? Walking funny? *ha* Well, you know how we do, how can I help it with all that down there?"

"What, you didn't know? I've had more sex than Tom."

"I hate you."
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"Like oh, my gawd! I would totally, like, date Brittany Spears!" hahahaha

"what it do? say lil mama let me holla at ya? What it be like? what's poppin? what's crackin? get at ya boy, get at ya girl, keep it 100, what's up shawty?!!!?!?" *laughs in tears* <---------- last thing i imagine bill says

"Good looking out!" or "Good lookin!"

"Mafia!"

"That's good business!" <---- lol

"That's what's up!"

"Fa sho!"

ohh and have to agree with kina-dono, bill believes in love very much and its impossible to hear him say something like that
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Kina-dono wrote:

This was an interesting idea. Hmm... things BIll wouldn't say... how about:

"Who needs love anyway?" Totally can't see him saying something like that.


HAHA good one!!!!! yea, good job, you totally creamed my sayings! =D
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" Yo, yo, yo, check out my new ride... What? Walking funny? *ha* Well, you know how we do, how can I help it with all that down there?"

"What, you didn't know? I've had more sex than Tom."

"I hate you."


omigosh, the first one I nearly fell on the floor laughing!
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haha love those stuff!!

my turn...

"Oh my gawd i am like so freakin pissed!"

"What up boo?!"

ok well mines pretty lame so yeah.
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"Halla at ya boy!!!"

"Yeeaah, boy!"
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"Like, Oh My God! Bushido is, like, sooooo sexy! *extremely girly giggle*"

"Wats up biatch?!"

"Holla at yo *****!"

"What the **** are you looking at?" <---- I so can't see him saying that.

"I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt, so sexy it huuuuurts." <----- I might just have to die if he ever says this.

"Tom... let's quit the band." <---- I would cry if he said this. LOL
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hahahah

thought about a new one!

"Come on groupies meet me in my room, let's have some fun."

"I hate Tom Kaulitz, i wish he wasn't my brother"

"I wear thongs."

"I love it when fans throw tampons and glow sticks at me on stage."

"ive slept with more girls than my brother tom"

"my favorite color is pink!"

"im shaving all of my hair off"

"I hate my fans"

"I love one night stands''

"I'm quitting the band''

"Music sucks butt''
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"I want to end it all."

"Love is overrated."

"What's love got to do with it?" <---- In refferance to marrige or sex

"I'm a girl."

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"Mom, I'm pregnant."
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holymonkiescheeseandcrakers wrote:

"Mom, I'm pregnant."


I can't stop laughing long enough to type properly!

"I wish our fans weren't so loud."

"I think I want to marry myself..."

"... I bet I'd look pretty in a dress." (Kinda goes along with the one before it.)

"I like little boys." (Sorry... I'm sick of everyone camparing Bill to Micheal Jackson and for some reason I thought of this. Oh well.)

"The glass is half empty." (I see him more as a "half full" kind of person.)

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Kina-dono wrote:

"Like, Oh My God! Bushido is, like, sooooo sexy! *extremely girly giggle*"

"Wats up biatch?!"

"Holla at yo *****!"

"What the **** are you looking at?" <---- I so can't see him saying that.

"I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt, so sexy it huuuuurts." <----- I might just have to die if he ever says this.

"Tom... let's quit the band." <---- I would cry if he said this. LOL


O-M-G... i started crying when i read the "I'm too sexy for my shirt" NICE ONE!!!! i think that one is the best one at the moment xD
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"Mom, I'm pregnant."


omigosh, totally giving you props for this one xD
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