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I don't think I can top that. Wait a minute! I can!

"I wonder what Tomi would look like in a thong..."
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Oh-kay. You win the thong round.

"Hey Tom, how about some naked mud wrestling?
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You suck and win that round.

"Hey Tomi, Georg... Gustav, play naked Twister with me?"
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hehe. i'm trying not to picture that one >.<

hmmm....

"Umm....Tomi? D'you think you could help me shave? And I don't mean shave my face."
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Oh my god that's the best!

You won this round but here's my comment to that: "Tom... can I help you shave? ...down there?"

"Tom... get hair extensions with me?"
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Haha i love it ^_^

and on a less disturbing note:

"D'you guys think you could help me bury this body?"
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OMG... oh wow... that's wonderful.

"Hey Tomi... umm... do you think it's possible for a guy to die from orgasm? ... It is? ... Fuck... Tomi can u call an ambulance for me?"
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Hehe that's pretty much fabulous so you know.

"I will bet you TEN DOLLARS i give better head than you."
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THAT is amazing.

"Hey Tomi... I kinda need to learn how to give better head... mind if I practice on you?"

Sorry... had to.
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Hehe that's kinna frightening. But i suppose we are rather odd people...

"Tomi, if we weren't brothers would you date me?"
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THAT is amazing. XD

"Tomi will you go out with me? ... Yeah I know we're brothers."
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Hehe i like it!

"Hey you there! Girl with the Hannah Montana shirt! Let's trade clothes."
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OMG that's horrible! Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

"You're just jealous cause your boyfriend loves me more than you."
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Hehe that's amazing.

"Ohmigod Tomi look! Bushido sent us roses! Isn't that so sweet?"
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That's funny.

"Hey Tomi.... would you still love me if I was dating Bushido?"

"Crap... umm... Tom? We've got a problem... uh... I'm pregnant."
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