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Come comment on my sad life as I am bored and need someone to verbally abuse.

Name is Calvin. I live in California. I used to live in Diamond Bar but moved to Chino. I am in Diamond Ranch High School. I am Taiwanese. I am learning French and Japanese. I want to learn Korean. I can speak English and Mandarin Fluently. I can read English like a pro but can't read Mandarin for shit. I am 5'11. I weigh 126 pounds. I like rap, hip-hop, and all styles of music except for screamo and metal. I am making a hip hop group modeled after Epik High and Rip Slyme. I have 1 pair of Air Force's. I have nice feet. I can jump over the moon. I dislike metal heads. I have almost succeed in world domination twice. I play Combat Arms and Drift City. I do not like hippies. I am a ROMANTIC. I hate being a romantic because they never get any action. I have bad vision. I can see the tiniest molecule from a mile away. I think i would look hot in glasses. i can skateboard. I make 3.8 million dollars a year. My best friend is Kanye West and Ashton Kutcher. I've dated Jessica Biel, Jessica Alba but will not date Jessica Simpson. I am in pre-calc right now. I have had only 3 AP classes this year. I can cook thing wells. Steve Jobs calls me for advice. President Bush is my bitch. I can ride a bike with no handle bars. I am smarter than most college kids. I can 1337 sp34k. I know what you do at night. Homeland security wants me to help spy. North Korea has not nuked us because of me. WaMu shut down because I prefer California National. I can make a nuclear bomb in 2.34 minutes. I have a twin sister who is also on crunchyroll. My family is a nuclear family. My older sister goes to UCR. I hope my first girlfriend will be special. With all these things, I am still a virgin. Did I mention my name was Calvin?
Posted 9/28/08
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go away while i do more stuff
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hello Calvin
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Wrong website. /b/ is that way> http://www.4chan.com/
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Hi emo. whats on 4chan?
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AIDs and adolescents.
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yongharn wrote:

Wrong website. /b/ is that way> http://www.4chan.com/


/b/ Is on www.4chan.org
Posted 9/28/08 , edited 9/28/08

ChinkStar wrote:

Come comment on my sad life as I am bored and need someone to verbally abuse.

Name is Calvin. I live in California. I used to live in Diamond Bar but moved to Chino. I am in Diamond Ranch High School. I am Taiwanese. I am learning French and Japanese. I want to learn Korean. I can speak English and Mandarin Fluently. I can read English like a pro but can't read Mandarin for shit. I am 5'11. I weigh 126 pounds. I like rap, hip-hop, and all styles of music except for screamo and metal. I am making a hip hop group modeled after Epik High and Rip Slyme. I have 1 pair of Air Force's. I have nice feet. I can jump over the moon. I dislike metal heads. I have almost succeed in world domination twice. I play Combat Arms and Drift City. I do not like hippies. I am a ROMANTIC. I hate being a romantic because they never get any action. I have bad vision. I can see the tiniest molecule from a mile away. I think i would look hot in glasses. i can skateboard. I make 3.8 million dollars a year. My best friend is Kanye West and Ashton Kutcher. I've dated Jessica Biel, Jessica Alba but will not date Jessica Simpson. I am in pre-calc right now. I have had only 3 AP classes this year. I can cook thing wells. Steve Jobs calls me for advice. President Bush is my bitch. I can ride a bike with no handle bars. I am smarter than most college kids. I can 1337 sp34k. I know what you do at night. Homeland security wants me to help spy. North Korea has not nuked us because of me. WaMu shut down because I prefer California National. I can make a nuclear bomb in 2.34 minutes. I have a twin sister who is also on crunchyroll. My family is a nuclear family. My older sister goes to UCR. I hope my first girlfriend will be special. With all these things, I am still a virgin. Did I mention my name was Calvin?


i think you failed
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Posted 9/28/08 , edited 9/28/08
uh.. hello Calvin?
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go away khemia. Used up and nasty twinkie. What is /b/? 4chan so disorganized.
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You need someone to verbally abuse you? What are you, a masochist?
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Posted 9/28/08 , edited 9/28/08

Khemia wrote:

/b/ Is on www.4chan.org


Really? I haven't been there since the DDOS attacks.

/b/ is the collective anus of the internet.
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Posted 9/28/08

jette1221 wrote:

You need someone to verbally abuse you? What are you, a masochist?


i think he needs to verbally abuse someone.. so i guess he's a sadist?

lol, j/k
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Sadists are pathetic. Teriyaki Boyz are awesome
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