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question? Who is ashes dad in pokemon
Posted 9/28/08

girhappy91 wrote:


dark_demon wrote:


girhappy91 wrote:


dark_demon wrote:


girhappy91 wrote:


dark_demon wrote:


girhappy91 wrote:


dark_demon wrote:


girhappy91 wrote:


dark_demon wrote:

its chuck norris.


hahaha of course!

Did you know chuck norris is so fast he ran around the whole world and kicked himself in the back of the head! hahahaha


ya i knew that....did u no that no1 noes who's chuck norris' father is? One theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.


lmao! did you know chuck norris doesn't get wet the water gets chuck norrised


ya I no that, did u no that one time, the producers of 24 were thinking of hiring chuck norris as the main character, but they fired him after he killed every single terrorist in the world in 12 minutes.
Also, the producers of the terminator were thinking of using chuck norris as the main character but they decided not to since the movie itself is a biography of his life.


awww man hahahahahahahaha I can't top that! hahaha

chuck norris can't shave he punches himself in the face till his hair falls off his face. (lame) D:
uhhhh every time chuck norris has sex with his wife he makes her wear a chuck norris mask!
dam! I can't top your joke!!!

Chuck norris has 2 friends on myspace.. chuck norris and jesus!


hmm...Jesus....Jesus walks on water while chuck norris swim through land.
Chuck norris once had an erection while walking down the sidewalk, there were no survivors.
chuck norris can divide by zero
chuck norris counted to infinity, twice
if you want to see what chuck norris is afraid of, look at the extinction list.


D: amm man I can't top those good job you owned me XD


lol ty, also ima just spout out alot more chuck facts cause i just remembered a few of them.

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
chuck norris and lance armstrong once had a "who has more testicles" contest. Chuck norris won by 5.
It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma.
chuck norris once ate a whole entire cake before his friends could tell him that there was a stripper in their.
last one, if u want to hear more, go to chucknorrisfacts.com
Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president. If you're thinking to yourself, "But Chuck Norris isn't black", then you are dead wrong. And stop being a racist.


you my friend almost made me crap myself


thats wat im here for ;D
Posted 9/28/08
Pikachu.
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Posted 9/28/08

dark_demon wrote:


girhappy91 wrote:


dark_demon wrote:


girhappy91 wrote:


dark_demon wrote:


girhappy91 wrote:


dark_demon wrote:


girhappy91 wrote:


dark_demon wrote:


girhappy91 wrote:


dark_demon wrote:

its chuck norris.


hahaha of course!

Did you know chuck norris is so fast he ran around the whole world and kicked himself in the back of the head! hahahaha


ya i knew that....did u no that no1 noes who's chuck norris' father is? One theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.


lmao! did you know chuck norris doesn't get wet the water gets chuck norrised


ya I no that, did u no that one time, the producers of 24 were thinking of hiring chuck norris as the main character, but they fired him after he killed every single terrorist in the world in 12 minutes.
Also, the producers of the terminator were thinking of using chuck norris as the main character but they decided not to since the movie itself is a biography of his life.


awww man hahahahahahahaha I can't top that! hahaha

chuck norris can't shave he punches himself in the face till his hair falls off his face. (lame) D:
uhhhh every time chuck norris has sex with his wife he makes her wear a chuck norris mask!
dam! I can't top your joke!!!

Chuck norris has 2 friends on myspace.. chuck norris and jesus!


hmm...Jesus....Jesus walks on water while chuck norris swim through land.
Chuck norris once had an erection while walking down the sidewalk, there were no survivors.
chuck norris can divide by zero
chuck norris counted to infinity, twice
if you want to see what chuck norris is afraid of, look at the extinction list.


D: amm man I can't top those good job you owned me XD


lol ty, also ima just spout out alot more chuck facts cause i just remembered a few of them.

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
chuck norris and lance armstrong once had a "who has more testicles" contest. Chuck norris won by 5.
It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma.
chuck norris once ate a whole entire cake before his friends could tell him that there was a stripper in their.
last one, if u want to hear more, go to chucknorrisfacts.com
Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president. If you're thinking to yourself, "But Chuck Norris isn't black", then you are dead wrong. And stop being a racist.


you my friend almost made me crap myself


thats wat im here for ;D


ty well ill ttyl peace off to another forum XD
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If pokemon ever comes to an end, I bet his dad will be the like the biggest champion leader or whatever. Like the best friggin battle ever, and when ash wins, his dad will be like, "you have good genes" or something. Unfortunately, pokemon will never end, so we will never know.
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Osakim wrote:

If pokemon ever comes to an end, I bet his dad will be the like the biggest champion leader or whatever. Like the best friggin battle ever, and when ash wins, his dad will be like, "you have good genes" or something. Unfortunately, pokemon will never end, so we will never know.


i had a dif thought like the end of angelic layer XD......
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Posted 9/28/08
i think he is a pokemon master because ash wants to be 1 real badly
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Not meaning to be boring, but I think Ash's father is dead...why else don't we see him at least once in the show...?


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ummmm eto ne Ash dad?

ash mom is flamin so its flame..... if u put ash dad and his flamin mom ----> charcoal + flame = ash

so Ash's dad is charcoal....... hahahahahahhaha


This one's actually pretty funny. XD I'll go with that.


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...Pikachu...


Nope. Pikachu's a girl. I'm positive. I don't care if they keep saying "he" in the show, why else would it be so attached to Ash? It would make sense that a female Pokémon would be attracted to a male trainer. Therefore, Pikachu must be a GIRL.


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Ash went back in time after becoming the
greatest pokemon trainer....and to continue his legacy
he went back in time to find a hot girl (because in his current time..no girls are hot)
and coincidentally the girl he does the dirty with is his past mom.....
so now he made himself............he basically cloned himself...
but hey.....time travel screws your sperm up.....lol yup yup...best theory =]


You, my friend, need to stop watching that episode of Futurama. Lol. XDDDD (If you don't know what I'm talking about, it's fine, I just had to say that... : P)

And you two w/the Chuck Norris jokes, cut it out and keep on topic please, or this thread is gonna get locked. >.<

Posted 9/28/08
i thought this forum was bout ashs dad??? not mewtwo having genitils or chuck norris (even though hes awesome!!!!!!!!!!)
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er... Mr Ketchum
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Posted 9/28/08
i am ash's dad
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Posted 9/28/08
*shurgs* he's probably half pokemon cuz he always gets to see those legendaries. or it's one of these trainers he has met before... Maybe brock and Ash have the same dad XD
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Posted 9/28/08 , edited 9/28/08

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But in the original plan for Pokemon, they were going to make Ash wake up from a coma in the last episode and be like ' It was all a dream... ' but then they decided not to because it would be tramatic for lil kids.


you mean like Dallas" the soap opera?
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ok, lets look at this from a different point of view, the south park point of view, maybe mrs ketchum is a hermaphodite and has male genitalia and is infact ash's dad so we should be asking the question, who is ash's mom
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is either Donkey Kong or Mario
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Poletto wrote:

...Pikachu...


Nope. Pikachu's a girl. I'm positive. I don't care if they keep saying "he" in the show, why else would it be so attached to Ash? It would make sense that a female Pokémon would be attracted to a male trainer. Therefore, Pikachu must be a GIRL.


You are absolutely right.


The obvious answer is that Ash's dad is actually a Ditto. It makes perfect sense. This solves all the major problems.

1) Why don't we see Ash's dad? Why, because he transformed back into a Ditto!

2) Why do Pokemon love Ash so much? Because they can smell his natural Pokemon pheromones!

3) Why doesn't Ash get older? Because he unconsciously adjusts his body through his Ditto cells to the age most suitable for seducing and mating with the girls that gather around him.

4) Why does Ash's mother reference his dad as a Pokemon trainer in the second episode over the phone? Because she loves Pokemon trainers (which is why she let Ash become one at age 10), so Ditto assumed the form of a studly young Pokemon trainer. And so seduced Ms. Ketchum.

5) Why doesn't Ms. Ketchum seem to care that her man is missing? There are a few reasons. One, she thinks that her husband (the Ditto) is a Pokemon trainer. Everyone knows that Pokemon trainers just randomly leave on decade long journeys. Two, she could assume that he is dead. In anime, petty things like death never keep people from feeling proud. Three, it could be a one-night stand. It's extremely hard (i.e. impossible) to find a Pokemon trainer that isn't jailbait. Ms. Ketchum was probably just happy for what she could get.

6) Why does Ash keep seeing that stupid golden legendary bird (Ho-oh)? Because it's his dad, the Ditto. Makin' a fool outta' his boy.

7) Genitals? Ditto + anatomy book = good to go.
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