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funny joke i just heard
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Little Johnny watched his daddy's car pass by the school playground and go into the woods. Curious, he followed the car and saw Daddy and Aunt Jane in a passionate embrace.
Little Johnny found this so exciting that he could hardly contain himself ashe ran home and started to tell his mother. 'Mummy, I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, and then he helped her take
off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane...'
At this point Mummy cut him off and said, 'Johnny, this is such an interesting story, lets save the rest of it for supper time. I want to see the look on Daddy's face when you tell it tonight.'
At the dinner table that evening, Mummy asked little Johnny to tell his story. Johnny started his story, 'I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt.
Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane and Daddy started doing the same thing that Mummy and Uncle Bill used to do when Daddy was away on the rigs.'
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hahaha cute
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I'm never gonna adopt J0hNNy2...damn snitch
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Ha that's awesome.

I have a joke, too. But it's not very funny.

What did one snowman say to the other snowman?

"I smell carrots"
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Hope i don't have a kid like that

he is such a snitch
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DreadDenimPirate wrote:

Ha that's awesome.

I have a joke, too. But it's not very funny.

What did one snowman say to the other snowman?

"I smell carrots"


Classic xD
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Hah nice one. You gotta love little Johnny.
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well well johnny boy, no supper for you for the next 10 years
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27 / M / In your room stea...
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Clever.
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goldengoat55555 wrote:

well well johnny boy, no supper for you for the next 10 years


nice
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LOL.
that was lame. haha.
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lol wasn't expecting dat
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KinkyHamster wrote:

I'm never gonna adopt J0hNNy2...damn snitch


Seriously that bastard
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No one likes a tattle-tale.
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ok i have one .. well is not dat funny

there's a dad who have a daughter who luv talking on the phone.. she spend 3-5 hours talking to her friends.
so one day the phone rang and the daugther answered it and 1 hour later she hangs up. then the dad asked her

dad : wow .. im amazed ... only an hour today, who was it ?

then the daughter said " yeah ......... it was someone who got a wrong number "



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