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How to pick up a girl/guy
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30 / M / Can-ada
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Posted 9/29/08
While your arms are wedged between his armpits, lift with your legs
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23 / M / 啊,我在 Lost Underse...
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Posted 9/29/08
option #1) kidnap her
option #2) show her money
option #3) combination of option 2 and 1
option #4) use option #3
option #5) find a friend in common like someone who knows her that you know have them gradually introduce
option#6) option #4
option #7) buy a panda
option #8)look at other posts
option #9) use a foreign accent (like Fez from That's 70s show) and pretend your from out of country and need help looking for places. (dw it'll work because Fez is awesome)
Posted 9/29/08
"hi i couldnt help but notice from over there how cute/pretty/hot/sexy/ugly/whatever"
Posted 9/29/08
Say Hi and smirk then when u walk away just spank ur ass constantly while saying giddy up giddy up . . .she will probably go head over heal for u or she will take her pepper spray and spray the shit out of ur eye . .either way it would be fun . .
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hi wanna make babies? try this.
Posted 9/29/08
... I think you said like like over a dozen times.

Keep asking them questions and see if they play along?

Or compliment them?
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24 / M / Australia.
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Posted 9/29/08
Quote from George of Seinfeld
My name is George, I have no job and live with my parents

and he got a date. Telling the truth works (Well it does for George when he is doing the opposite to what he normally would do)

To bad thats a mere TV show and stuff like that doesn't always work
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24 / F / Intelligence Route
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Posted 9/29/08
smile at her.
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27 / F / BrisneyLand
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Posted 9/29/08
Whatever you do: DON'T TRY TOO HARD (we can see right through it, and its unacttractive).

Be yourself + confidence + killer smile = to die for. lol
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29 / F / new york
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Posted 10/21/08
i dont pick them up.... they try with me, i have better things to do then to sweet talk some guy
Posted 10/21/08
Hai.
You got a nice ass.
Lemme grab some cool whip and meet me behind the school.
No condoms.
No commitment.
Bai.
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27 / M / Bangalore,India
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Posted 10/22/08

KinkyHamster wrote:

Hai.
You got a nice ass.
Lemme grab some cool whip and meet me behind the school.
No condoms.
No commitment.
Bai.


More like 'Bail'.
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24 / M / Singapore
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Posted 10/22/08
hmm some girls tried by commenting on the way i dress so maybe u shd try doing that??
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28 / F / melbourne
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Posted 10/22/08
the BEST way to pick up a girl is to be a gentleman who is confident but not cocky.

Posted 10/22/08
Oh God you can not be serious... it's called trial and error
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