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Funniest/Weirdest Thing Your Classmate Said/Do
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23 / F / Guess i could be...
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Posted 9/30/08
Just wanna know I was bored and needed a laugh
Posted 9/30/08
"That's what she said!" - Anonymous Classmate.
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24 / F / in my bf's arms
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Posted 9/30/08
"He got a big booty". =.=
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26 / F / West Ar Rifa`
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Posted 9/30/08 , edited 9/30/08
my classmate boring to be honest
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Posted 9/30/08
Actually, it's not a classmate.
My math teacher is hilarious.
He makes these puns that are kind of cheesy but still funny.

Here's a few:

"Okay class... Can anyone tell me what a polygon is?" (Math teacher)
Silence.
"Uh, isn't that, like, a figure with many sides?" (A classmate said this.)
"Yes. But does anyone know when else it is used?" (Math teacher)
Silence.
"When your bird is missing." xD

Here's another:

"Hey, Mr. _____, you should totally get cymbals for when you crack jokes." (says a witty student)
"Math already has enough symbols."
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Posted 9/30/08 , edited 9/5/09
my friend yelled out ''who masturbates while watching porn?''
than she once said when everyone was fighting ''ok everyone just take a deep breathe and hold hands''
than thw whole class went silent lol


now she always asking classmates if they wanna finger her crack
Posted 9/30/08
My friend randomly said "Don't be a loner, cover your boner" she said it soo loud and our teacher was there. o____O;;
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26 / F / Right there
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Posted 9/30/08
"60 ft tall lesbian octopus" --- i heard it on a conversation they had
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76 / F / Barking
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Posted 9/30/08 , edited 9/30/08
My classmates are all horny in my comms class, you can't say anything without them going OMG SEKZ LOL

Well anyway, since I don't remember those stuff Ill say this one which happened in year 9. I only remember because it's written in my diary.

"Miss, why are the walls white?"

It was so random, she goes to my college this girl.


OH I JUST REMEMBERED!

Once our teacher was talking about how we shouldn't bullypeople even if they smell or are ugly and just really nasty stuff and then the teacher was like "you shouldn't do that because you wouldn't like it if they came in and heard it" then someone from our class walked in and we all burst out in laughter (teacher too). Good times.

It doesn't go specifically like this, it went so that when she was talking when he walked in, it fit with what she said but I can't remember word for word :S
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Posted 9/30/08
lmao well uhhhh
my friend was wearing
a sweater from French Connection UK
and it said on her sweater
in big words "FCUK"
so my teacher saw it
and he's like..."F-C-U-K? like the bad word?"
and my friend said"noooo..."
and then this random girl stood up in my class
and said "ya! F-cuk, u know? kinda like fuck but not"
yeaaa awwkkkaward. k it's funnier
in real life or it's that i cant describe well TT^TT
Posted 9/30/08
"I would love to toss her salad" said my funny classmate.
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28 / M / Why should you know
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Posted 9/30/08 , edited 9/30/08
This is not directed twards the thread or OP its on topic.

A calssmate got lectured and said to my biological teacher. " Do you like birds?"
Teacher "yes."
Cassmate "well let me flip one for you."


Right to him and walked out. It was funny but shocking at the same time .
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23 / F / Some place with K...
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Posted 9/30/08
mmm~ my class is random i guess~
there was a time we had a free cause the teacher didn't know we had 2 classes with her so we just spend and hour and 45 min talking and mucking around~ so yeah then some of the guys were shuffling in the corner of the room and my friend said like..out loud

"shuffling is GAY".....like literally yelled it out~ then she's like..."woops...wasn't suppose to say that out loud..."..then there was silence that filled up the room~

and another time in science my friend was reading about organisms~ and for the whole time she read out load she kept saying orgasm~ no one told her until class finished and we were all outside~
Posted 9/30/08
one day my classmate said:
¿Cómo se dice strawberry en inglés?
LOL, it was like saying... How do you say fresas in spanish?
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21 / F / Panda Land
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Posted 9/30/08
in grade 7 the teacher asked a math question and a kid in are class raised his hand and said "CHEESECAKE"
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