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Posted 10/17/08
"chicken pie"
during a silence.
everyone laughs
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This one guy in my biology class always blurts out random stuff XDD. IT'S ALWAYS HILARIOUS, LOL.

One time was during when my biology teacher was blabbing about something and he said:

"Did you smoke an eggroll?"

LOL...randomly hilarious.
Posted 10/17/08
LOL
Ok. This was at the football game today.

The cheerleaders where doing a cheer-not really, it was just some dancing- to some music, right?
And my one friend, a guy, says "Oh! look! they're doing an interpertive dance!"
and my other friend says "Yes! But what does it mean??"

and then after guy 1 says "I think I know what it means! They were trying to get out of a fence so when they were doing this" -attemps motion with arms- "then they were pulling the fence part open and when they were kickin their legs in the air then they were kicking down the fence and then the pose at the end was when they got out!!!"

LOL it was funny you just had to be there haha
Posted 10/17/08
I can only remember like about a week ago. i know this one guy said something in my cooking class last year but I forget XD anyway it was me n 2 guys n the teacher all like huddled up in a circle in the class room, looking out the door n watching this awesome girl in my english class kiss her bf goodbye:

Guy #1: What're they doing?
Guy #2: Shhh
(girl leans in to kiss him)
Teacher: Hey
Me: SUKI SUKI NOW!!
n like everybody there cracked up, except for her. she looked at us kinda pissed XD but she forgave us sooo its all good
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"Someones been smoking Funky-Junkie!"
When I heard that I was like, wth? XD
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Posted 10/17/08
"I like eggs."

I just bursted out laughing.
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When I was in 7th grade, a Chinese kid in my class told a white girl that she has a nice ass then everybody included me laughed. His friend told him to said it. Then the teacher heard it and she yelled at him. It been over 4 years and I still remember it. Btw the girl do have a big ass!
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28 / F / San Antonio, TX, USA
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Posted 10/17/08

Fubura1992 wrote:

When I was in 7th grade, a Chinese kid in my class told a white girl that she has a nice ass then everybody included me laughed. His friend told him to said it. Then the teacher heard it and she yelled at him. It been over 4 years and I still remember it. Btw the girl do have a big ass!


i wish i had big ass
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Rue13 wrote:


Fubura1992 wrote:

When I was in 7th grade, a Chinese kid in my class told a white girl that she has a nice ass then everybody included me laughed. His friend told him to said it. Then the teacher heard it and she yelled at him. It been over 4 years and I still remember it. Btw the girl do have a big ass!


i wish i had big ass


LOL
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Ughh, this guy was late aka tardy . . .

Tardy bell rings
1 minute later . .
"Okay, why are you tardy?" the teacher asked.
"Ugh, I'm tardy because I have two backpacks,"
_____

Okay, this was during 7th period and the classroom was like so freaking quiet and then suddenly, the teacher clapped his hands out loud and said, "BAM!" Obviously, our teacher was teasing.
We all went like, "WOAHHH!!!" and another kid said, "HOLY TITS!"
_____

"Damnn, that gurlll got bigg bommmbersss."
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24 / F / NYC
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"I am going to pee on your chest."
Posted 10/17/08
theres a guy in my class,kinda a clown,but anyway our substitute teacher was freaking out at us for talking to much,so he shouts out, calm down crazy pms lady.
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Posted 10/18/08
Well it was form time in like year 10 and everyone was just sittng doing their own thing and the John said "Its snowing!" and everyone turned around XD even though it was summer.
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24 / F / Japan
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Posted 10/18/08
"Oh no! U need to pass that paper right now or else u'll be sent in 'DETENTON" this was said by my classmate to my friend
Posted 10/18/08
hmmm...
I can't remember any...
oh yea
the teacher said
"___ why are you always late"?
he said
"because you always ring the bell before I come"
<_<

Oh yea... and I have this classmate who is ALWAYS saying stupid/random stuff
ex.
him telling the teacher
"sir, the bell rang"
teacher
"you want to go out!!?! THEN GO OUT"
him
"No I want YOU to go out"
Posted 10/18/08
OMG
I REMEMBER NOW
WE HAVE A FUNNY TEACHER...
who isn't good at speaking english
and all of us was ignoring him and once he asked my classmate
"Enna, Why like that"
and she was like
"<_<"
and he said
"don't be like that... your parents will not like that... because the stars are shining up *then he goes on for 10 more minutes... LITERALLY* (then he said something about a goat... then after a minute he is talking about pregnancy...) (and then he is talking about God <_<)
(then he talks about hair...)
I swear... if you were watching him...
You would be literally lol-ing....
hahahah
I also had this teacher who was very fat... (I mean HUUUUUGE) and she got angry to one of my classmates...
he said...
"ma'am ____, One day, I'll Fu**ing Chop OFf All Of your fats and THrow them and I will slaughter your daughter... And how the f*ck did you even had sex... How did you reach your v*g*na"
the teacher was like
" "
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24 / F / Somewhere in Spain
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Posted 10/18/08
Philosophy class, talking about God:

But, but how does God look? I mean, Is he like a shoe box with beard?

Anonymous classmate XDDDDDDDDDDDD
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