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Funniest/Weirdest Thing Your Classmate Said/Do
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23 / F / Finland
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Posted 10/18/08
"Watch out, when I grow up a little I'm going to dance with you like crazy!!!"

- said by one of the guys in our class when I was dancing with him in P.E.
Poor guy, he still isn't taller than me
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28 / F / Sa balay nam0n
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My classmate was speaking in fr0nt 0f 0ur class while sitting when 0ur pr0fess0r c0rrected him. He then said, "0k ma'am, I stand c0rrected." When suddenly, we 0verheard his seatmate saying, "Man, y0u're n0t standing, y0u're seated, remember?"
When we had fact 0r 0pini0n t0pic f0r 0ur english class, my classmate suddenly sh0uted his answer, "Fuck yun ma'am (That's fuck ma'am)". We are all sh0cked and stared at him.. Afterwards, he explained that what he was trying t0 say is "Fact yun ma'am (That's fact ma'am)" We all laughed afterwards.
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21 / M / spacing out looki...
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Posted 10/18/08 , edited 10/18/08
silence............
sil-enc-e
then one classmate laught out loud, i was like: WTF?
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one classmate asked if i wanted to see his abdominals, and i said "no thxs" , and then he asked another classmate, and then he llifted his uniform and there was some "squares" by pilot...weird
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when somebody dropped anything, "thank you for the noise" -.-
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"you don't even know what you teaching"
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When I am in computer class and doing an exercise our teacher said that stop typing and listen to her... after that she keep discussing... and while discussing she noticed that some of us are still typing some codes then she Shouted " I said do not never turn on your PC!!!" and many of us started laughing...

and when I am still in elementary (I think Im in Grade six) my teacher scolded 3 of my classmates and said " you you and you both the three of you... I want to see your parents tommorow, right now!!!" and all of us started laughing...
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76 / ~wherever sarcasm...
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Posted 10/18/08
my classmate asked if he can court me
wait.. actually he was my seatmate...
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Our teacher was absent so another teacher should come to us instead, my classmate went the teachers lounge, she came back and said..
"The teachers are fighting over who comes to us" It's because we are famous for being the most naughty class in school, so none of the teachers wants to be a victim XD
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27 / M / California
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in my high school class there was this really hot but really really dumb weird girl and she was doing bad in the class so she would always ask for extra credit and my teacher finally agreed and just to be funny and torment the poor girl he said i'll give you some extra credit it you can spell yellow she struggled so hard and even received some help and the funniest part is he started making a habit out of it asking her to spell random easy words all the time she would get so mad and embarrassed it was funny yet sad cause she was dumb and would struggle with spelling them ahhhhh good times

also in my physics class there was sometimes a really bad fly problem so my teacher bought some electric fly swater and let use use them to kill the fly but there was this one weird kid who would catch the fly's and cook them with the electricity and the smell was horrible so one of the girls complained and he looked at her with one of the biggest evilest smiles ive seen before and just started coming at her she screamed and was like ewwww and ran and he chased her around the class room for like 5 minutes jumping over desks and chairs it was so funny the teacher must have thought so too cause she never said any thing to stop it
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A classmate said " YOU LOOK LIKE A FISH" excitedly to teacher

that was too silly and was out of the blue
Posted 8/13/09
"Can sharks breathe on land?"

During sex ed we were watching an educational video and when it got to the part with the guy ejaculating one of the girls said "Ewwwwww, what IS that?" Everyone was trying to hold back laughter and the teacher had to leave the room.

I hate those moments when everyone is talking and you talk louder than them so that your friends can hear and suddenly everyone goes silent and you're still talking. :[
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28 / F / here and there
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Posted 8/13/09
my classmates are pretty weird, they say tons of meaningless and weird stuff everyday..

me: bakit siya umiiyak.?(why is she crying..?)
mate: kinagat siya ng bakukol (she was bitten by a snail..?)

then we started laughing like crazy, haha, wtf.
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The funniest thing that happened in my class was in Biology the teacher was talking about the proteins that make up sperm and he said sperm was made up of complex sugars or something and this girl said out loud " then why does it taste salty". Everyone went silent and she realized what she had just said and left the room and everyone starting looking at each other and i was like WTF?
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