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Posted 10/16/06 , edited 10/16/06
three examples:

Q: What did the sofa say to the TV?

A: Nothing, the sofa was an inanimate object incapabable of speech or movement and in any case, the TV would not have been able to 'hear' what the sofa was saying, nor recieve it any other level.

Q: Why did the bald man cut holes in his pockets?

A: It wasn't on purpose. Through the course of natural friction, his keys wore through the innards of the pockets. Being bald, on top of this, is inconsequential.

A man walks into a pub.

He is an alcoholic whose drink problem is destroying his family.
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Are these suppose to be meant not to be funny?. Because i found them funny.
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Q. How many feminits does it take to change a light bulb?

A. None, feminism can't change anything.



im sorry, my friend told me that one b4... can't think of nethin else
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I liked the first one.
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Here some i found. Or are we suppose to make them up. Anyway, ill post it anyway.

"Did you hear about the blonde who jumped out off a bridge?
She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly low self-esteem."

"Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, from behind a bush, a rabbit leaps out and runs away.
One cow looks round a bit, eats some grass and then wanders off."

"Your mama's so fat that she is at risk for serious health problems. She should really see a doctor, adjust her diet, and start an exercise program."

"What do you get when you mix Rogaine and Viagra?

A dangerous drug interaction that can result in liver failure, so consult your doctor.
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Some of those wern't that funny.
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Posted 10/16/06

Jsu wrote:

Here some i found. Or are we suppose to make them up. Anyway, ill post it anyway.

"Did you hear about the blonde who jumped out off a bridge?
She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly low self-esteem."

"Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, from behind a bush, a rabbit leaps out and runs away.
One cow looks round a bit, eats some grass and then wanders off."

"Your mama's so fat that she is at risk for serious health problems. She should really see a doctor, adjust her diet, and start an exercise program."

"What do you get when you mix Rogaine and Viagra?

A dangerous drug interaction that can result in liver failure, so consult your doctor.
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yes! you got it!

some of them can be funny, the majority aren't. it's kinda like a fun way of destroying humor/jokes :]
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Legendarily naughty Little Johnny sat in class quietly as the students were composing a poem with their teacher. When she asked for an F-word that rhymed with "duck" he waved his hand feverishly.
The teacher frowned and passed him by. No kids, however, could offer her a solution. Finally she glared at Johnny and called on him.

Johnny put on his devlish grin and said, "An F-word that rhymes with duck is.... fluctuation."

The teacher blurted out, "No Johnny, that's sucks! I'm so sick of telling you what a little frigging asshole you are!"


Two men are sitting in a pub.

One man turns to the other and says: 'Last night I saw lots of strange men coming in and out of your wife's house.'

The other man replies: 'Yes, she has become a prostitue to subsidise her drug habit.'


How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb?

One.


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These are amazing!!!
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How do you drown a blonde ?

Simple, just hold the her head under the water until she stops breathing.
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Q:How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
A:Three
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how do you kill a geneous?

shoot them
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a guy walks into a bar....and says ouch.
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A catolic man and a Judysh are talking,
The catolic: hey do you want a ham sandwich?

The Judysh no thanks
pigs are like superheroes for them so they cannot eat ham
is that Joke perfect? no but I didn,t see you making a better one
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a catholic priest is talking to a young boy...

then the priest is arrested

sorry, couldn't resist
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