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Posted 10/17/06

Hisoka wrote:

A catolic man and a Judysh are talking,
The catolic: hey do you want a ham sandwich?

The Judysh no thanks
pigs are like superheroes for them so they cannot eat ham


is that Joke perfect? no but I didn,t see you making a better one








family guy....fantastic!



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Posted 10/17/06
I hate family guy. Its just a simpsons rip-off. But the happy tree friends are hilarious. (i luv violence.)
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Posted 10/18/06
At least in my country the Simpsons quality has been reduced (cause there are new voices for the characters now and the new jokes sucks now) and I,m sorry for the Simpsons but Family Guy and South Park are a good alternatives specially with the last seasons.
The Simpsons were the best until his last seasons
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Posted 10/18/06
u r from Lima ummm......interesting I always wanted to go to South America
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Posted 10/18/06
^^ I agree about Family Guy being a good alternative for the Simpsons, but South Park? c'mon. South Park isn't bad but Simpson is much better.


Q. What did the hobo get for Christmas?

A. Nothing.
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Q. What did Batman say to Robin to get him in the car?

A. Get in the car.
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Q: What do you call a black person with a white belt?

A: A beginner at karate.
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Why is the sky blue?

Light is made up of electromagnetic waves. The distance between 2 crests in this wave is called the wavelength. White light contains all the colors of the rainbow. The amount of light scattered for any given colour depends on the wavelength of that colour. All the colors in white light have different wavelengths. Red light has the longest wavelength. The wavelength of blue light is about half that of red light. This difference in wavelength causes blue light to be scattered nearly ten times more than red light. Lord Rayleigh studied this phenomena in detail. It is caused the Tyndall effect or Rayleigh scattering. Lord Rayleigh also calculated that even without smoke and dust in the atmosphere, the oxygen and nitrogen molecules would still cause the sky to appear blue because of scattering. When blue light waves try to go straight through an oxygen and nitrogen molecules, its light is scattered in all directions because of this collision. This scattered blue light is what makes the sky blue. All other colors (with longer wavelengths than blue light) are scattered too. Blue light's short wavelength causes it to be scattered the most. (The shorther the wavelength of the color, the more that color gets scattered by the atmosphere). Actually, violet has the shortest wavelength of all colors. Violet is scattered even more than blue light. However, our eyes are much more sensitive to see blue than violet, therefore we see the sky as blue. Very little visible light is absorbed by the atmosphere.


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Posted 10/18/06
Jsu you hate South Park *gasps and dies*
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Posted 10/18/06
^ I never said i hate South Park, I just think Simpson is better. I also watch South Park.
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Posted 10/18/06
Okay fine but south park is the greatest show ever made and dont u forget that
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Posted 10/18/06
I just remembered a very old one:

Q:"Why did the chicken cross the road?"

A: To get to the other side.
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Posted 10/18/06
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how do you spam

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Posted 10/18/06
Stop spamming, if you wan't to spam, go spam in the Spam thread Sheeesh.
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Posted 10/18/06

waffle26 wrote:

I hate family guy. Its just a simpsons rip-off. But the happy tree friends are hilarious. (i luv violence.)


No, its 5 x funnier than the simpsons. The simpsons is incredibly repetitive, family guy is original and it isnt restricted to pg13 or whatever you yanks call it

A priest, a rabbi and a buddhist are all sitting in a bar..

The priest starts off with a comment about the Jewish beliefs, then the Buddhist mildly insults christianity, They then all begin to have a small debate about which religion is the most superior
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Posted 10/18/06
Heres a "funny" riddle.

A woman lives on the sea in a lighthouse. She wakes up one morning, walks downstairs, reads the newspaper and drinks her coffee. After this she kills herself.


Explanation: She killed herself because she found out that a boat crashed and lots of families died because she didnt turn the light on. She was so upset with herself that she took her own life.
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