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24 / M / Whispering Rock P...
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This is supposed to be ANTI jokes d-bag.
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Posted 10/18/06

Cain wrote:



This is supposed to be ANTI jokes d-bag.


*shrug*
Watch it....heh....
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Man: Doctor, I've broken my leg.

Doctor: I'm afraid it is a very bad break. You will never walk again.
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A man walks into a pub.

He is an alcoholic whose drink problem is destroying his family.

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Did you hear about the blonde who jumped out off a bridge?

She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly low self-esteem.

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What do you call a cat with no tail?

A manx cat.

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Why do undertakers wear ties?

Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb?

One.

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Why do women fake orgasms?

Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

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Two men are sitting in a pub.

One man turns to the other and says: 'Last night I saw lots of strange men coming in and out of your wife's house.'

The other man replies: 'Yes, she has become a prostitue to subsidise her drug habit.'

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Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, from behind a bush, a rabbit leaps out and runs away. One cow looks round a bit, eats some grass and then wanders off.

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Posted 10/18/06

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Jsu wrote:

Here some i found. Or are we suppose to make them up. Anyway, ill post it anyway.

"Did you hear about the blonde who jumped out off a bridge?
She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly low self-esteem."

"Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, from behind a bush, a rabbit leaps out and runs away.
One cow looks round a bit, eats some grass and then wanders off."

"Your mama's so fat that she is at risk for serious health problems. She should really see a doctor, adjust her diet, and start an exercise program."

"What do you get when you mix Rogaine and Viagra?

A dangerous drug interaction that can result in liver failure, so consult your doctor.
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yes! you got it!

some of them can be funny, the majority aren't. it's kinda like a fun way of destroying humor/jokes :]


According to him the link I posted would work
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haha cartmen is a piece of shit he cracks me up more than anyone
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South Park is the best alternative fo the Simpson now is not that I always thinked like this but due to the last season I had to admit that the Simpson has lot quality and Soht Park quality has raisen a lot from this last seasons, the same with family guy (The Simpsons are the best but the last seasons are horrible)
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no no family guy it gets worse as the seasons progress
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How many divorced men does it take to change a lightbulb?

It's simple only one. Just get a new lightbulb. Take out the old one and put in the new one.
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a catholic priest is talking to a young boy...

then the priest is arrested

sorry, couldn't resist


i apologize now, this is kinda racist, but also kinda funny

a priest and a rabbi are walking down the street, a young boy passes them,
the priest says "wanna screw that little kid?"
the rabbi says "outta what?"

im so sorry!, im not racist
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Your momma is so fat that her doctor advised her to go on a high protein, low-carb diet to reduce the risk of heart problems later in life.

-NS
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24 / M / Popsicle stick
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Posted 10/21/06
i feel bad for his mother
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Wow that was amusing. South Park pwns.
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Posted 10/21/06
I don't have any anti jokes but I have some really lame ones that I will post for the heck of it. Yes they are really realllly lame and may cause brain damage.

What do you call a mermaids vagina?
Octopussy

What is it called when a sheep humps another sheep?
Baaaa-ramming.

The sad part: I actually made up those. lol
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Posted 10/21/06
how many men does it take to open a beer?

none cause by the time its at the couch she should'a already opened it
Posted 10/21/06
your momma is so fat she will probaly have serious health problems in the near future
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