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Why are you laughing?
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I'm not.
Posted 9/30/09
Laughing at the kid I saw in the gym today, he was sitting down while his Mum was on a tredmill, and was eating a sandwich, took the filling out and then rubbed the bread into his hair! Omg! So funny!
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laughin just cuz i'm sooo damn silly >______<
Posted 9/30/09
hahaha and my Bro made me laugh earlier, our txts:

Bro: "Would I look gay if I put highlights in my hair?"
Me: "Yeah your hair is black, it wouldn't look right let alone gay."
Bro: "Stfu!"
Me: "You asked me the same question about your t-shirt last week."
Bro: "Ok I want to get laid, my image suddenly became important."
Me: "Good luck with that"
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Cuz that was funny ^
Posted 9/30/09
=P Malguy...one name.
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25 / F / Here, sometimes.
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Posted 9/30/09
My cousin made me laugh...That story, i already told Opium...

Once upon a time, er no.....One day, a magnificient and bright sunny day, he was walking down the streets peacefully
when, suddenly, a cute girl with a beautiful smile on her face, groped his butt .
He was all happy and proud cuz he thought she was hitting on him.


BUT, then, later he discovered there was a chewing gum sticked on his pant............
Posted 9/30/09
LOL Quote from my friend:

"Yeah I know, I'm sure Scooter is really intelligent, its just his lyrics are beyond our comprehension!"
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Posted 10/1/09
after i threw the papers in the air and W bend down to pick them up
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Posted 10/1/09
i saw what my homey did in the washroom..
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coz of the show I've just watch.. XD
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZf7fmzozj8
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Teacher: Can anyone give me the name of a liquid that won't freeze ?
Pupil: Hot water !

Teacher: Does anyone know which month has 28 days ?
Pupil: All of them !

Why was the head teacher worried ?
Because there were so many rulers in the school !

Teacher: I told you to stand at the end of the line ?
Pupil: I tried, but there was someone already there !

Teacher: If I bought a hundred current buns for a dollar, what would each bun be ?
Pupil: Stale !

Teacher: I said to draw a cow eating some grass but you've only drawn the cow ?
Pupil: Yes, the cow ate all the grass !

Teacher: What is can't short for ?
Pupil: Cannot miss
Posted 10/1/09
My Bro is trying to cook for himself, omfg! He cracks me up!

Txt:

Bro: Sis, help me for God's sake...
Me: what now?
Bro: I iz trying to make potato...
Me: Make a potato?
Bro: Ye those big baking ones, how do I cook this beast?
Me: Oh one of those, poke holes in it and stick it in the oven
Bro: Ok...then what?
Me: Cook for 40 mins, and then eat it.
Bro: Stfu! I'll eat a frozen ready meal...

*slaps forehead and sighs*
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I'm not...
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cuz ive got nothin else to do XD lol XD
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