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The Axe effect
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76 / M / Brooklyn, NY
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Posted 10/3/08
An year or 2 ago i had axe on after changing for PE class, while i was on my way out of the locker room some black girls(not racist) that i passed by was like omfg wtf is that smell its so friggin good, and they started sniffing everyone to find out who it was, that was pretty funny, and another time i bumped into a girl from PE class and then she kept tried to get close to me and started blanking out and got hit by the volleyball(no idea if that was the smell or that she was thinking about something). My gf didn't really like the smell of it so i only use it for my PE cloths, and the rest of the time i put on my 'all natural smell'
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28 / M / Port of Coimbra
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Posted 10/3/08
i don't use axe
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76 / M / california
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Posted 10/3/08

divine_newb wrote:


krnsoldierofGod wrote:


divine_newb wrote:

be a normal person and wear cologne.. = =


im too poor


doesnt cost that much.. 30-50 bux... u can use em for a while..
u dont spray as much as axe.. just one or two spray is good = =


yeah but cologne doesnt have the axe effect
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Posted 10/3/08
i use squirrel axe and it totally works
Posted 10/3/08
hmmmm...ok i lik ehow axe smells on guys...just havent been compelled to mount a guy cuz of Axe
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Posted 10/12/08
I rub gasoline and bullets on me. The scent of a REAL MAN!

...Or I might have a problem and need help.

-Nate
Posted 10/12/08

krnsoldierofGod wrote:

true story

I went to the anime expo 08 for the first time with my friend and i sprayed some axe on cuz i just got a new kind and i wanted to know the smell. When I went there, i noticed a lot of people taking pictures of others cosplaying. When i mentioned this to my friend, he was like yeah people do that in anime conventions and I jokingly said im surprised nobody asked to take a picture of me =D then he said don't be so conceited william...

ten minutes later we were walking in the exhibition hall and this girl comes up to me and says hey can I take a picture of you? I turn around thinking there was probably some geek who spent thousands of dollars on his costume but i didn't see anyone. I asked me? and she was like yeah so i was like Ok and i walked up to her leaving my friend's mouth hanging wide open

Does spraying axe ever work for you? if so share some stories


So how much did AXE pay you to make this post?
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Posted 10/12/08

hularay wrote:

I rub gasoline and bullets on me. The scent of a REAL MAN!

...Or I might have a problem and need help.

-Nate


Lol.
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22 / F / Planet Earth
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Posted 10/12/08
if used correctly, axe is good. Too much is disgusting though. Boy's locker rooms smell like crap in there.
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20 / F / U.S.A.
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Posted 10/12/08
i like the way it smells but it depends on how much you use because if you smell that good i'll tell you you do or my head will tilt slightly to the left and if i hug you i'll let out a soft mmmm
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76 / M
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Posted 10/12/08
some1 emptied out da whole bottle of axe in da locker room and it smelled bad
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Posted 10/12/08
Axe is the nastiest smelling stuff.
It should be banned.
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casualbrutality wrote:

Once, I sprayed it on my crotch and not only did it rid me of my krabs, but that was how I lost my virginity .. to a 345LB man/woman/chewbaca --

Jesus, get a fucking life. Cheap spray on cologne is for middle school boys just hitting puberty.

Estee Lauder's Pleasures for Men ftw.


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Posted 10/12/08
Axe isn't appealing at all ..blegh!
Posted 10/12/08
I am not particularly fond of axe except for when I fart. Every time I fart I steal my fiancee's axe and use it to mask the smell.
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