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Posted 4/22/07 , edited 4/13/08
dear Anna,


Please don't hurt me... x_x


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Adri
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Posted 4/22/07 , edited 4/13/08
Dear Santa!

I have a favor to ask you! Could you bring a new car, Sweet audis or Nissans prefered a dildo for my sis I know that It would make her happy and 10 condoms for my bro he's all out~! Thanks!

Cya~! Laury!
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Posted 4/22/07 , edited 4/13/08
Dear youngest brother

Don't invite your friends to stay overnight again. That's unless you want to see your big brother banged up for murder.

Cheers,
Your brother
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Dear English teacher,

I hate you and your vague way of speaking. And how your class is like, the shortest ever yet you manage to assign the most homework, essays, and papers out of all of mine. Yay.

- Brittney~
Posted 4/22/07 , edited 4/13/08
Dear brain,

Where are you today?

Love, the person who's in need of your presence.
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Dear animoo_x's brain

It's time for you to stop playing with my cats and go home to your owner.

Cheers,
catex
Posted 4/22/07 , edited 4/13/08
Dear catex.

You have cats? Tell me more

Love,
Girl with empty head.
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Dear animoo_x,

Batty and Tyro were stray cats, brought home by second youngest brother. One is addicted to sleeping in our wash basin and bringing little furry friends home, and the other likes yowling at visitors until they get off his favourite sleeping places.

Cheers,
Catex
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dear jiayu,

stupid bitch. bye, whenever i go to mcdonalds or something i guess i'll be seeing you there serving me food or cleaning the tables. i can imagine you working there or even better a shoe cleaner LOL i can't believe you would ditch all of us for them. whats so good about them? i HATE people who would ditch their friends JUST to go hang out with the 'POPULAR' kids. they ARE NOT popular, they call themselves popular cos they want to be but they aren't. i feel sorry for you jiayu.

dear science teacher,

dammit, you are so boring, and annoying! i wasn't talking and you gave me detention!? what the hell? and jared got in trouble just becos he was listening? what, thats crazy. anyways nomatter how many surgeries you have, you will never remove all those fat from your neck >.>

hates, me
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Dear XXXX XXX XXX,

*sigh* I wish I could meet you face to face one day. My feelings for you just gets deeper everyday. I know it's not appropriate of me to think like that. I haven't been in love for quite some time now and you're the first man that I think in ages that caught my attention again. I love the way you smile, laugh, blush...

I dream of that chubby face every night..even though it's completely impossible to even be near you

Haha and you dont even know I exist..

love,
Rie
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Dear XXXXX,


You look like a burnt out peice of white trash. I hope you go on a roller coaster, fall off and break every bone in your body, but somehow live. After that I hope they take you to the hospital and the nurse finds out how much trash you are, therefore, she doesnt care for you. I also hope that your dying words are "......roast beef.......yuck......" because I'll be farting in your face on your death bed.

Sincerely, Michael
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dear tyler(this boy who sits next to me in french),

for godsake stop picking your arms up!! your armpits SMELLS and PLEASE STOP throwing your nasty gym shorts at sandra you are so annoying!

from me
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Dear Meteor,

Go away!

supernova,
xxxx
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n0odle wrote:

Dear Santa,

I never got my PS3 for X-mas. You suck I hope you die from a heart attack you fat bastard.

-Chun


LOL!!!

Dear XXXX,

I freaking hate the way you teach our english classes. You're a fat teacher and you need to stop bringing up food in every single discussion. We all know that you're fat so stop talking about food already. Fatty.

- Me

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Dear School,

I wish you were cancelled tomorrow, but I know there's like, no chance of that happening. D:

- Britt.


Dear Axxxx,

You make me so happy. Please continue whatever you're doing because it's definitely working. <3 Your smile and laugh are infectious.

- Britt~
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