First  Prev  300  301  302  303  304  305  306  307  308  309  310  311  312  Next  Last
Dear (Insert Name)
429 cr points
Send Message: Send PM GB Post
16 / F / owl city
Offline
Posted 11/30/11

Chained_Angel wrote:

Dear Zack,

I named you after a Final Fantasy character because you are the coolest cat ever and I love you. You also have longish black fur and Zack has longish black hair. This makes sense does it not?

Sincerely,

Your loving owner.


*GASP* YOU. LUCKY. WOMAN.
I wanna cat so bad.
I dont need men, AS LONG AS I HAVE A BLACK AND WHITE CAT, ALL IS WELL.

3895 cr points
Send Message: Send PM GB Post
F / потерян
Offline
Posted 11/30/11
dear elijiah,

stop calling me a midget!
2514 cr points
Send Message: Send PM GB Post
20 / F / Aslyum 626
Offline
Posted 11/30/11
Dear random pissed person who just emailed me,

Calm the fuck down! and gtfo
84223 cr points
Send Message: Send PM GB Post
21 / F / NJ, USA
Offline
Posted 11/30/11
Dear XXX,

Say my name correctly for once.
It's not that hard; it only takes one breath.
I even have my name tag on right in front of your face.
It's not polite to just say part of my name and then leave the rest out,
knowing that I would still respond to you either way.
I'm tired of answering to another name, and yet you still do it.

Damn it,
JelloBear
Posted 11/30/11
Dear Flowers~

When I walk around the park eating an apple, I tend to take a glance at you, and suddenly you brighter my day.
Sometimes I wish I was a flower.. :3

The Girl Who Walks Around The Park And Obsessed With Apples,
AppleDust
9162 cr points
Send Message: Send PM GB Post
25 / F / Temecula,Ca
Offline
Posted 12/1/11
Dear Little Sister,
You are a nasty, spoiled-rotten little b****
I love you... because you are my sister.
But as a general human being, I loathe you, you selfish little whore!
If we weren't related, I probably would have run you over with my car by now!!!!
You are rude and only care about yourself.
You're mean to me and are only nice if you want something.
Even mom thinks you're too self-centered for your own good.
You need to straighten yourself out before you get hurt.
Or, you know, actually LISTEN when I BEG you not to do something I know would end up hurting you.
But, what do I know? I'm just your older sister who wants what's best for you.
...
And who occassionaly wants to crack you upside your skull with my "stupid, lame" buster sword.

Love
Your sister.
23538 cr points
Send Message: Send PM GB Post
21 / F / Your Cookie Jar
Offline
Posted 12/1/11
Dear Eyes,

Curse you >:0

Why do you have to be so blind?
Posted 12/1/11
Dear CR,

You're getting rather boring.

That's all I wanted to say. Bye.

Sincerely, D01BCDN3 (better remember the username).
8945 cr points
Send Message: Send PM GB Post
16 / F / Canada
Offline
Posted 12/1/11
Dear Myself,

Lose weight
3895 cr points
Send Message: Send PM GB Post
F / потерян
Offline
Posted 12/1/11
dear adtr,

thank you for that one song.
101 cr points
Send Message: Send PM GB Post
18 / M / Holland,MI
Offline
Posted 12/11/11
Dear XXXXXX,

Whenever I see your face now, I don't feel anything at all. I wonder why I even had a crush on you. Those memories about the letters I placed inside your locker still hurt though. If you are to avoid talking to me for the rest of high school, I can't control your actions in the end. I wonder if there is anyone in for me. I'm sure it won't be you!

Sincerely,
The Socially Awkward Freshmen
1805 cr points
Send Message: Send PM GB Post
Offline
Posted 12/11/11
Dear brick wall,
I guess this means I'm a muggle.
Sincerely, broken nose.
Posted 12/11/11
Dear U of M Twin Cities,

I hope you got my transcript because that code number ID, whatever you call it, won't access me through. Seriously, it's pissing me off.

Sincerely, applicant.

1805 cr points
Send Message: Send PM GB Post
Offline
Posted 12/11/11
Dear guy dancing in the window,

You do realize your blinds are open, right?

Sincerely, entertained for the past 20 minutes.
708 cr points
Send Message: Send PM GB Post
21 / F / The Netherlands
Offline
Posted 12/12/11
Dear mr.X,

I do realize now that love is blind. The way you look and dress yourself. You can't even take 1 minute to put on decent pants in the morning. How could I have ever had a crush on you! I feel like a total fool now. And I am so happy we broke up. Because actually I am quite ashamed that I even considered you as dating material.

I wish you the best in life my little loser friend. I hope you find someone who isn't embarrassed of being with you.

Sincerely, a girl who now sees the true color of love !
First  Prev  300  301  302  303  304  305  306  307  308  309  310  311  312  Next  Last
You must be logged in to post.