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17 / F / Portland
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Posted 6/5/12
dear burrito,

i wish you came with a warning. my mouth has been lit ablaze
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21 / F / Wales, UK
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Posted 6/5/12
dear Mr employer

EMPLOY ME ALREADY!!!
Rajyrr 
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23 / M / Nova Scotia, Canada
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Posted 6/5/12
Dear Enemy,

It would appear we find ourselves facing an ultimatum. Either you apologize for the misconduct between us which you instigated years ago, or I'm going to rend the flesh from your bones with a series of flaying punches so vicious you'll swear you were being skinned alive by cannibalistic pygmies.

To be honest, I would rather the latter, my good man.

However, I have sent you this letter in the hopes you will see the light of reason so that you might vent your redneck belligerence in a more constructive way. Perhaps you could spend the afternoon shooting beer bottles with a pellet gun or possible jump off a bridge onto a pit of jagged metal spikes to help you ease whatever event in your past has turned you into such a miserable pile of bitter regurgitated tree resin.

I think we both know time has had little effect or meaning on your general disposition toward me or anyone else who disagreed with some form of opinion you had regarding your lifestyle choices. Or whatever set you off .. I've long since forgotten.

It would be a personal tragedy for me if we were not able to settle our differences at some point before one of us dies. Accept this as my sincere condolences for your pathetic existence, and know that I do not personally hold it against you.

In the event that you happen to die falling into a dumpster fire you started during your inebriated binge drinking with those other two degenerates you call friends, I would not be the slightest bit dismayed.

I'm just saying.

Best Regards,

Rajyrr
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Posted 6/5/12
Dear Jeff,
I would like to be able to see you and hang out.
We would make great friends now that I'm older.

Dear xxxx,
Please talk to me.
Please.
My heart breaks and breaks.
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20 / F / There.
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Posted 6/16/12
Dear Myself,

I promise I'll be with you for the rest of my life, I'll stay by your side, confident, honest and true.

I'll be loving you till the end of my time.

I'll cherish yew forever!


Yours,,
Me
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21 / F / Your Cookie Jar
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Posted 6/16/12
Dear Someone,

I hate it when you try to give me a guilt trip to get what you want. I don't have to do jack sh*t for you. You say I should trust you, but have you wondered why I don't trust you? You broke the trust I had for you. And making me feel guilty for something I shouldn't give a sh*t for won't make anything better. I thought I could tell you everything, but not anymore.
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18 / M / Cananananada
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Posted 6/16/12
dear ex boyfriend
when you invited me over you said you needed help studying for your chemistry final
even though it was late at night i came over because i thought you sincerely needed my help
but you tricked me
i shouldnt have let you do those things to me but it was because i trusted you
i kept thinking about it and i decided that what you did was wrong
how could you have taken advantage of me like that
I THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING SPECIAL


























hahaha jkjk
you were starting to beleive it werent you?
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Posted 6/16/12
Dear xxxx,
Is it okay that I slowly am getting over it?
I'm so afraid to stop loving you.
I don't want these feelings to leave.
But I know they need to go.
I hope you're happy.
I love you.
Always.
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20 / Syracuse, New York
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Posted 6/16/12
Dear Ramen Companys,


In the Event that i might die from high doses of MSG and high sodium packets
my future child will be stated to kill you.
In the Event that my child fails to kill you A Private email will be activated to send hate mail towards you until you forced to change the email
I hope this raises the Concern on Small packets of ramen noodles that contain up to 1300 grams of sodium and msg.
Your Friend,
....
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25 / M / California
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Posted 6/17/12
Dear ???,

Why must you feel the way you do? I understand the feeling, and I'm not asking you not to feel that way, I am merely wondering why. You are my age but you are so disenchanted with life. Relationships and starting families seem so pointless to you. I will not disagree. It's hard to put what I feel into words because I don't know what I should be feeling. Fear? Apprehension? Bitterness? Lost? None of those seem quite right. We are very similar, you and I. Even though I am not sure what to say and I believe silence is most appropriate for times such as these, I still feel as though I ought to say something.

I suppose: "This, too, shall pass."
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F / потерян
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Posted 6/18/12
Dear xxxxxx,
I really really like you.
Just so ya know..
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18 / M / Cananananada
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Posted 6/18/12

JennyMe33 wrote:

Dear Ramen Companys,


In the Event that i might die from high doses of MSG and high sodium packets
my future child will be stated to kill you.
In the Event that my child fails to kill you A Private email will be activated to send hate mail towards you until you forced to change the email
I hope this raises the Concern on Small packets of ramen noodles that contain up to 1300 grams of sodium and msg.
Your Friend,
....


but
but i like ramen :c
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21 / M / Missouri
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Posted 6/18/12 , edited 6/18/12
Dear Julie, my EX girlfriend.
I've never hated anyone in my life before, but I have to thank you for being the first person to take that title. And I know no bodies perfect, but you finally crossed that line.
Fuck YOU, and ANYBODY that loves your "misunderstood" ass, you obnoxious idiot.


P.S Give me my G shock back btw.

I wouldn't really have to write this though.. I already told it to her.
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15 / F / United States
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Posted 6/19/12
Dear xxx ,

I miss you. I know someday I'll have to let you go but for now , I love you. From the moment I started talking to you and stuff , I know that it's gonna be hard if one of us have to go. I remember all of those memories we shared together from the very first hug you gave me to all of those nights we stayed up talking to each other. When you gave me that panda as a memory of you , I cried , knowing that you thought of me. It's too bad that I didn't have a chance to to give you your present . I still remembered that last moment we shared together . That hug comforted me but also , I felt the pain since I know that well see each other less and less since we don't go to the same school anymore. All I know is , I still like you and ... I miss you.

Love ,
The person you've known since Feb. 11
Posted 6/19/12
dear satan y u no my father
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