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Hii guys!!~
Are you bored? Do you have something funny to share? Found something hilarious? SHARE IT!! We'd like to know!~ ^^ This forum here is basically for anything that you have found or would like to share to the other members of this group. This may include stuff like... .. . . →jokes →riddles →funny stories →funny pictures →links to videos →comic strips →random stuff ... .. just AnYtHiNg at all!! =P NB: please post it in a spoiler.. thnxx :]:] Enjoy~ |
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i have some comic strips to share xDxD
i♥explosm ^^ this one is for today i'll be back with more =P** Spoiler Alert!!! click to hide or show** ![]() |
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I have a joke, taken from a website's forum. You may have heard it or seen it b4..
** Spoiler Alert!!! click to hide or show** During the Japanese Occupation, 3 Singaporeans, Ah Meng, Ah Seng and Ah Beng were caught for smuggling. They were sentenced to death by firing squad. That night, Ah Meng came up with a plan. He told the others that the Japanese were afraid of natural disasters. So he would cause them to panic, and escape in the confusion. The next morning, Ah Meng was led to the wall. The firing squad was lined up and the Captain commanded, "Ready.. Aim..", but before he could complete, Ah Meng shouted, " Earthquake!! Earthquake!" The Japanese soldiers panicked and Ah Meng made his escape. Later, the soldiers took Ah Seng out and the firing squad were ready. The captain commanded, "Ready... Aim..." This time Ah Seng shouted. " Flood! Flood!!" Again, the Japanese soldiers panicked and this time, Ah Seng made his escape. Observing all this, Ah Beng began to get the idea. "It's important to get the timing right." Soon, it was Ah Beng's turn. "Timing, that's the key.." Ah Beng kept saying to himself. The soldiers lined up in front of him. The captain started, "Ready..." "Timing," Ah Beng thought to himself. "Aim..." "Okay," thought Ah Beng, and shouted, " FIRE!!! FIRE!!! " |
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Here's another one, quite long..
** Spoiler Alert!!! click to hide or show** George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening? Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China. George: Great. Lay it on me. Condi: Hu is the new leader of China. George: That's what I want to know. Condi: That's what I'm telling you. George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China? Condi: Yes. George: I mean the fellow's name. Condi: Hu. George: The guy in China. Condi: Hu. George: The new leader of China. Condi: Hu. George: The Chinaman! Condi: Hu is leading China. George: Now whaddya' asking me for? Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China. George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China? Condi: That's the man's name. George: That's who's name? Condi: Yes. George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China? Condi: Yes, sir. George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East. Condi: That's correct. George: Then who is in China? Condi: Yes, sir. George: Yassir is in China? Condi: No, sir. George: Then who is? Condi: Yes, sir. George: Yassir? Condi: No, sir. George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone. Condi: Kofi? George: No, thanks. Condi: You want Kofi? George: No. Condi: You don't want Kofi. George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N. Condi: Yes, sir. George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N. Condi: Kofi? George: Milk! Will you please make the call? Condi: And call who? George: Who is the guy at the U.N? Condi: Hu is the guy in China. George: Will you stay out of China?! Condi: Yes, sir. George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N. Condi: Kofi. George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone. |
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haha LOL...
another comic strip :] ** Spoiler Alert!!! click to hide or show** |
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-- lovelikethis♥SS501; 笑み ...
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Hii!!^^ Lol i kno this is kinda randm.. and awkward.. but i found it hi-la-ri-ous
when i read it. xP And to some degree its true. Hope yu like it... or not. :PAnyways here it goes.. iiNTRODUCiiNG.. ** Spoiler Alert!!! click to hide or show** *The Poopie List* GHOST POOPIE: The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there is no poopie in the toilet. CLEAN POOPIE: The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper. WET POOPIE: The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so you won't ruin them with stains. SECOND WAVE POOPIE: This happens when you're done poopie-ing and you've pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realize that you have to poopie some more. POP-A VEIN-IN-YOUR-FOREHEAD POOPIE: The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke. LINCOLN LOG POOPIE: The kind of poopie that is so huge you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush. GASSY POOPIE: It's so noisy, that everyone within earshot is giggling. DRINKER'S POOPIE: The kind of poopie you have the morning after a long night of drinking. It's most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet. CORN POOPIE: Self explanatory. GEE-I-WISH-I-COULD-POOPIE POOPIE: The kind where you want to poopie but all you do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times. SPINAL TAP POOPIE: That's where it hurts so badly coming out, you'd swear it was leaving you sideways. WET CHEEKS POOPIE (The Power Dump): The kind that comes out so fast, your butt cheeks get splashed with water. THE DANGLING POOPIE: This poopie refuses to drop in the toilet even though you are done poopie-ing it. You just hope that a shake or two will cut it loose. THE SURPRISE POOPIE: You're not even at the toilet because you are sure you are about to fart, but *oops* --- a poopie! |
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OMG, Arron Yan's kitty dance~ So cute!! <333
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I'm so inactive !
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lol Nicholas Teo singing "Happy Birthday Malaysia" and Wu Zun's in there too~ x3
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I'm so inactive !
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wow, thanks. hehe, i like to watch vids more than reading things.
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about this vid [ Nicholas Teo singing "Happy Birthday Malaysia" ]
i see a Singapore actor in it too, Julian Hee <3 |
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haha nice vids genie ^^ i liked the aaron dance
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bwahaha another explosm comic xDxD
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I think this is hilarious!!
** Spoiler Alert!!! click to hide or show** Boy: Errr... Girl: You forgot to credit the word "Errr", it's from the Oxford Advanced English Dictionary. Boy: [kneels down and shows a ring] Would you marry me? Girl: You forgot to credit the four words you've used - they come from romance dramas, you have to name all of them - they also come from all the dictionaries - Oxford, Cambridge, Longman - and you have to credit exactly and directly - the page number too! Boy: ... |
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flhfanlh buddy <3
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Genie225 wrote: lol Nicholas Teo singing "Happy Birthday Malaysia" and Wu Zun's in there too~ x3 ** Spoiler Alert!!! click to hide or show** lol, i didn't know wu zun speak malay.. |
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bite youu strong baby
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flhfanlh buddy <3
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orientalcind4rella wrote: Hii!!^^ Lol i kno this is kinda randm.. and awkward.. but i found it hi-la-ri-ous when i read it. xP And to some degree its true. Hope yu like it... or not. :PAnyways here it goes.. iiNTRODUCiiNG.. ** Spoiler Alert!!! click to hide or show** *The Poopie List* GHOST POOPIE: The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there is no poopie in the toilet. CLEAN POOPIE: The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper. WET POOPIE: The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so you won't ruin them with stains. SECOND WAVE POOPIE: This happens when you're done poopie-ing and you've pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realize that you have to poopie some more. POP-A VEIN-IN-YOUR-FOREHEAD POOPIE: The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke. LINCOLN LOG POOPIE: The kind of poopie that is so huge you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush. GASSY POOPIE: It's so noisy, that everyone within earshot is giggling. DRINKER'S POOPIE: The kind of poopie you have the morning after a long night of drinking. It's most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet. CORN POOPIE: Self explanatory. GEE-I-WISH-I-COULD-POOPIE POOPIE: The kind where you want to poopie but all you do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times. SPINAL TAP POOPIE: That's where it hurts so badly coming out, you'd swear it was leaving you sideways. WET CHEEKS POOPIE (The Power Dump): The kind that comes out so fast, your butt cheeks get splashed with water. THE DANGLING POOPIE: This poopie refuses to drop in the toilet even though you are done poopie-ing it. You just hope that a shake or two will cut it loose. THE SURPRISE POOPIE: You're not even at the toilet because you are sure you are about to fart, but *oops* --- a poopie! ROFLMAO! |
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bite youu strong baby
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