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Bad Advice Column
Posted 10/8/08
Example:
Person 1: My toe hurts, what should I do?
Person 2: Chop it off, it won't hurt anymore. I'm cold, what should I do?
Person 3: Jump into a fire, you'll feel much warmer. I'm stuck on my homework, what should I do?
Etc.
I'll start

my stomach is hurt.. what should i do
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F / in my desk chair...
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Posted 10/8/08
cut yourself. then the pain in your stomach won't feel nearly as bad!

my sister is being annoying.. what should i do?
Posted 10/8/08
hire a random person to kill her

i kindof want to be in love... but i havnt had a crush in months what should i do?
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F / California
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Posted 10/8/08
Pick some random person that you think is hot and make out with them. Keep doing that and you might fall in love eventually.

I can't find a good anime, what should I do?
Posted 10/8/08
Hit yourself on the head really hard and you'll forget you ever even knew about anime. If you're lucky you won't even die.

I'm bored, what should I do?
Posted 10/8/08
you should go stand in the middle of a very busy highway, that cant possibly be boring!

im having a hard time in french class what should i do?
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28 / M / Cali
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Posted 10/8/08
tell the teacher that the French language sucks and walk out LOL

im bored out of my mind, what should i do?
Posted 10/8/08
you should go out and kiss some random girl. sure you might get slapped, but hey irts not boring =]

i cant sleep what should i do?
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F / California
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Posted 10/8/08
Pay somebody to knock you out, that'll do it.

It's too hot where I live, but I don't want to move. What should I do?
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28 / M / Cali
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Posted 10/8/08
lay down naked on a tile floor

i have tons of hw, what should i do
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M / Someplace
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Posted 10/8/08
scribble over it and tell the teachers that it's the thought that counts

i'm always tired, but I don't want to go to sleep, what should i do?
Posted 10/8/08
drink lots and lots of java shots and monster [energy drink]

i dont know how to fly, how can i learn?
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21 / M / On the moon
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Posted 10/8/08 , edited 10/8/08
drink lots and lots of coffee
**edit : outposted...
so... "drink lots and lots of red bull"

i'm procrastinating homework and stuff
what should i do?
Posted 10/8/08
*im doing the same*

take a huge bite our of half of it, and say your dog ate it!
but then you might get a stomach ache
but it DOES work!
hahahah

i really want to go on an adventure,.... what should i do????
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28 / M / Cali
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Posted 10/8/08
adventure !!! go to East Los Angeles at 12 at night...

im hungry, what should i do?
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