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Posted 4/13/07
I don’t get it! Everyone is mad at me cuz I’m, as I love to point out for I am proud, lazy! I’m a freeloading bum and I love it! But, I mean, everyone keeps telling me to “Get a job.” and “do your schoolwork!” But why?! That’s so stupid. I’m 16. I’ve got 2 years left of being a lazy punk kid. Once that is over I’ll be forced to work for the rest of my life!

So, what’s so bad about slacking off a lot during my youth? Then, in my autumn years, I’ll work myself to death and not have to worry about growing old!
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29 / M / ninja mode
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Posted 4/13/07
ha! you think your a slacker I'm the most laziest person in the world. you know what I would do for a career? go on a bunch of game shows and try my best to make as much money as possible. if that doesn't work I'll just simply put try another get rich scheme.
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Posted 4/13/07

try my best
...Who tries there best at stuff... Such a drag. Anyway, most laziest? Seriously...? Wow, you are lazier than me!
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26 / M / Jersey
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Posted 4/13/07
As long as you can pull off good grades with it, it's all good. It works for me at least.
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29 / M / US
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Posted 4/13/07
http://www.zpub.com/notes/idle.html

Whenever anyone asks about it pick some random quote from this offhand...

For instance:
"without a considerable amount of leisure a man is cut off from many of the best things. There is no longer any reason why the bulk of the population should suffer this deprivation; only a foolish asceticism, usually vicarious, makes us continue to insist on work in excessive quantities now that the need no longer exists."

Make sure to say it very emphatically and somewhat quickly sso they can't quite comprehend for added effect.

That will usually follow with their faces looking like this:



Meh as long as you realize you should not be freeloader forever and your family is not strapped for cash or something no biggie.
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27 / M / Tx
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Posted 4/13/07
umm, ok slack off. just don't slack off your senior year. tis a warning. im screwed. you can't imagine how hard it is to realize that to graduate you have to go to summer school, not to be able to walk across the stage with your friends. don't make the same mistake as i did.
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Well, I never do my homework, and I never study but I get A’s and B’s. *Shrug* School is for handytards, even the Ne plus ultra program is easy… Though they’re talking about kicking me out cuz I don’t do my assignments… Why should I? The tests are 80% of my grade and I rarely get lower than a 90 on them…

That’s a good quote… I love using big words to confuse small brained people into accepting something I say. I could convince them that suicide is the only just way to die if I wanted. I’ve used dramatics, big words, and other speaking abilities to get out of work, trouble, and related entities sense I was just a little lad!
One last thing... What friends?
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30 / M / San Diego
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Posted 4/13/07
I've got a lot to comment on but i'm too lazy
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27 / M
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I've got a lot to comment on but i'm too lazy
I like your style... Your too lazy to even list you age...
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Posted 4/13/07
Who cares if you're lazy as long as you can find a way to get things done with the least amount of thought and effort put into it. That's the way of a TRUE slacker...
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29 / M / ninja mode
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Posted 4/13/07
Thought and effort? my slackerhood ;just doesn't work that way. you simply put wing it and believe you made the right choice.
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30 / M / SD
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Posted 4/13/07
hmmm i'm too lazy to talk about this subject lol
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21 / F / SDF-1
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Posted 4/13/07
That's dumb. I rather work my ass off now and retire early and enjoy the rest of my days slacking off financially secured for myself and my kids.
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27 / M / Here
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Posted 4/13/07

n0odle wrote:

That's dumb. I rather work my ass off now and retire early and enjoy the rest of my days slacking off financially secured for myself and my kids.


I agree.


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30 / M / Cyberspace
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Posted 4/13/07
nah, there are things that you should experience when you are still young.
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