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your birthday says it all..
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25 / F / tennessee
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i raped paris hilton because i thats how i roll..................oh dear.....
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26 / M / united states
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i raped a horse because im cool like that
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M / SoCal
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I stabbed my ex because im sexy.
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25 / F / In the nation of...
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i did one like this before on FB and it was:
"i killed my sister because i was high"... made me cry because i'd never wanna kill my sister

but on this one, it's:
"i cuddled with a lesbian because that's how i roll"

so totally NOT how i roll
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26 / M / Eureeka's castle
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I needed your grandma because that's how I roll.

Side note-We're happy together
Posted 12/7/12
I slept with a toothbrush because I'm cool like that..

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24 / F / Rapture
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I stabbed a homo because I hate my life?!
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37 / M / Charleston, SC
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I smoked you because I'm sexy.
Posted 12/7/12
I licked a bag of weed because I'm sexy.

What the hell?!
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100 / F / Ozone
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Posted 12/7/12
I ran naked with a bisexual because I had to.
Posted 12/7/12
I cuddled with a jew because that's how I roll.
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21 / F
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I ran naked...with a prostitue...beacuse im cool like that? lmao!
8th July, n a blue hoody.
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18 / F
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Posted 12/7/12
I ran naked with a jar of honey because I smoke crack.

LOLWUT
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18 / F / Second Star to th...
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I slept with a toothbrush because I'm cool like that.
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23 / M / Ireland
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I raped a prostitute, because I'm beautiful.
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