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your birthday says it all..
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I stabbed you because I'm sexy.

I like this post.
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26 / M / Lake Elsinore, CA
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Posted 12/30/12
I ran naked with a dog because I'm sexy! Haha Hell Yeah...
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19 / F / 9 1 8 6 9
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Posted 1/1/13
i licked a homeless guy because the little people told me to



those are some messed up little people
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22 / M / Chicago
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Posted 1/1/13
I raped a crackhead because I have abs. Seems about right.
Posted 1/7/13
I killed the Trojan Man because I'm beautiful.
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66 / M / Columbia, MO
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Posted 1/7/13
I ran over a toothbrush because I have amazing boobs.........LOL, so bizarre.
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25 / F / Georgia
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Posted 1/7/13
I killed you because I have amazing boobs...

.... Um what?
Posted 1/7/13

I slept with,
a prostitute

because the little people told me to.

FUNNy
Posted 1/7/13
I slept with a lesbian because I have amazing boobs.

Interesting...............
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20 / F
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Posted 1/12/13
I killed a stripper 'cause I have Double D's

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F / Sensei's apartment
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Posted 1/12/13
I raped a Mexican because I smoked crack.

vat?
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