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23 / F / Phillipines!!!♥
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Posted 10/11/08
Do it like this:
Dear (the person who last texted/smsed you).

I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___.

I think I realized it ___2___ ___3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___.

I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___.

Im returning to you___8___ , but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory.

You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___.

___12___,
-Your name-


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1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm inlove with your sister

2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes

3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kebab - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
Annat; With George Bush and his wife

4. What's the color of your socks?

Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit at
Other - Drive out

5. What's the color of your underwear?

Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk

6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?

Scrubs; Man
O.C.; Emotional
One Tree Hill; Open
Heroes; Frostbitten
Lost; High
House; Scarred
Simpsons; Cowardly
The news; Mongolic
Idol; Masochistic
Family Guy; Senile
Top Model; Middle-class
Annat; Ashamed

7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this.
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks

8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the military service

9. The first letter of your first name?

A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college

10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked

11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics


12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Fuck off now
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Posted 10/11/08
Dear Eraño.

I don't really know how to tell you this, but i'm selling myself.

I think I realized it first of May at the mental hospital and I saw you sit at .my father

I'm sure you're open enough to understand that Santa doesn't exist.

Im returning to you the cut toe nails , but I'll keep your neighbor Martin as a memory.

You should also know that I always will remember our friendship.


Good luck on your short-term leave from jail,
-Elaine-

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Posted 10/11/08 , edited 10/11/08
Dear JR,

I don't really know how to tell you this,
(but our horoscopes doesn't match ).

I think I realized it (when your dog ran amok) (under the bus) and I saw you (sit at) (my father ).

I'm sure you're (middle-class) enough to understand that (i'm open).

Im returning to you (your old lottery coupons) , but I'll keep the results of (the blood-sample ) as a memory.

You should also know that I will (tell the authorities about) (Oprah Winfrey imitations ).

(Go Burn ),
-Jonacel-



uuuuuhhhhhhhh.......

ok.....mmmmmmm..... ........wtf??
Posted 10/11/08 , edited 10/11/08
Dear Joseph..,

I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'll join the monastery..
I think I realized it when you put cuffs on me in your camping car and
I saw you sit at my father..
I'm sure you're senile enough to understand that your Honda sucks..
Im returning to youthe couch cushions, but I'll keep the oil stocks as a memory..
You should also know that I never will forget our friendship..

there is no Philippines in the choice.. -__-..,
Cristine..

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Posted 10/11/08

I don't really know how to tell you this, but You're a pervert.

I think I realized it When I tripped on sesame seeds Outside of Chicago and I saw you Sit at My father.

I'm sure you're Cowardly enough to understand That Santa doesn't exist.

Im returning to you The pictures from LA, but I'll keep Your suicide note as a memory.

You should also know that I Told my psychiatrist about Our friendship.

Go burn,
Michelle
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Posted 11/1/08
Dear NHL456Dani

I don't really know how to tell you this, but our romance is over.

I think I realized it first of may at the mental hospital and I saw you pull the toupee off the crazy monk.
I'm sure you're cowardly enough to understand that Extreme Home Makeover sucks.

Im returning to you the cut toenails, but I'll keep your criminal record as a memory.

You should also know that I will tell the authorities about our friendship.

Go burn,
Applin

omg that's such a weird letter! XD
Posted 11/1/08
Dear Applin.

I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'll join the monastery.

I think I realized it last year at the mental hospital and I saw you sit at Donald Duck.

I'm sure you're man enough to understand that Santa doesn't exist.

Im returning to you your ring, but I'll keep your photo as a memory.

You should also know that I will always remember a new life has a clone.

Go burn,
-NaruHina_4eva-
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Posted 11/1/08
I don't really know how to tell you this, but I dislike you.

I think I realized it when your dog ran amok in your camping car and I saw you pull the clothes off my advocado plant.

I'm sure you're scarred enough to understand that Santa doesn't exist.

Im returning to you your ring, but I'll keep your collection of butterflies as a memory.

You should also know that I never liked Oprah Winfrey imitations.

Best regards,
Taaff
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Kinda weird...
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Posted 11/1/08
Dear Jym,

I don't really know how to tell you this, but I dislike you.

I think I realized it when your dog ran amok in your camping car and I saw you carve your initials into my pen pal in Ghana

I'm sure you're Middle-class enough to understand that Extreme Home Makeover sucks

Im returning to you the couch cushions, but I'll keep your grades from college as a memory

You should also know that I always wanted to break our friendship

Fuck off now,
-AnimeAddict3713-


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Posted 11/2/08
Dear Louise.

I don't really know how to tell you this, but our romance is over.

I think I realized it when your dog ran amok under the bus and I saw you hit on Donald Duck.

I'm sure you're mongolic enough to understand how awful I've felt.

Im returning to you your love letters, but I'll keep your suicide note as a memory.

You should also know that I told in my confession today about a new life as a clone.

Go burn,
Fawwaz

Nonsense!
Posted 11/3/08
Dear L,

I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'm selling myself.

I think I realized it when I saw the shrunken head in your camping car and I saw you carve your initials into the crazy monk.

I'm sure you're cowardly enough to understand that Santa doesn't exist.

Im returning to you your false teeth, but I'll keep your suicide note as a memory.

You should also know that I told in my confession today about Oprah Winfrey imitations.

Go burn,
-Love, M-

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Posted 11/3/08
Dear ;)

I don't really know how to tell you this, but you're a pervert.

I think I realized it when i threw up in your camping car and I saw you pull the clothes of my father.

I'm sure you're emotional enough to understand how awful I've felt.

Im returning to you the cut toenails, but I'll keep your suicide note as a memory.

You should also know that I never will forget a new life as a clone.


Fuck off now,
-Pau Pau-
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Posted 11/3/08
Dear Alfred,

I don't really know how to tell you this, but our horoscope doesn't match

I think I realized it when we skinny dipped in your closet and i saw you carve your initials into my avocado pants.

I'm sure you're Top Model; Middle-class enough to understand how awful I've felt.

Im returning to you your ring , but I'll keep your left ear as a memory.

You should also know that I always will remember cocaine abuse.

Best regards,
-klint-
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Posted 11/3/08 , edited 11/3/08
Dear Rachel

I don't really know how to tell you this, but Our romance is over.

I think I realized it When I saw the shrunken head Under a state of trance and I saw you Carve your initials into My best friend.

I'm sure you're Senile enough to understand How awful I've felt.

Im returning to you Your ring , but I'll keep The oil stocks as a memory.

You should also know that I Am better off without Senility.

Go burn,
chuan~

well.. that was dumb = = lol
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Posted 11/3/08 , edited 11/3/08

Dear -the person reading this-,

I don't really know how to tell you this, but I dislike you

I think I realized it when we skinny dipped in your closet and I saw you carve your initials into Donald Duck

I'm sure you're cowardly enough to understand the Middle East.

Im returning to you the couch cushions, but I'll keep your suicide note as a memory.

You should also know that I told my psychiatrist about a new life as a clone

Go burn,
-Mus-


wow, such an understanding letter XD
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