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Posted 11/3/08 , edited 11/3/08
Dear unknown

I don't really know how to tell you this, but (i'll join the monastery)

I think I realized it (that night) (in your apartment) and I saw you (hit on) (my fart balloon)

I'm sure you're (masochistic) enough to understand (the middle-east)

Im returning to you (the cut toenails), but I'll keep (the results of blood-sample) as a memory.

You should also know that I (get sick when i think of) (a new life as a clone).

(go and drown yourself),
☺jeanne☺
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Posted 11/12/08
Dear whomever it concerns

I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'll join the monastery.

I think I realized it when I quoted Santa in your camping car and I saw you carve your initials into the crazy monk.

I'm sure you're emotional enough to understand that Extreme Home Makeover sucks.

Im returning to you your ring, but I'll keep your collection of butterflies as a memory.

You should also know that I get sick when I think ofour friendship.
Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
-Congrats-
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Posted 11/12/08
Dear Nadja

I don't really know how to tell you this, but you're a pervert.

I think I realized it when you put cuffs on me in your apartment and I saw you pour syrup on Manchester United's goalkeeper.

I'm sure you're masochistic enough to understand that Santa doesn't exist.

Im returning to you the pictures from LA, but I'll keep the oil stocks as a memory.

You should also know that I always will remember Oprah Winfrey imitations.

Fuck off now,
Cissi

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Posted 11/12/08 , edited 11/12/08
Dear Jordan

I don't really know how to tell you this, but I dislike you.

I think I realized it that night at the mental hospital and I saw you ignore my best friend

I'm sure you're scarred enough to understand that Santa doesn't exist

Im returning to you your ring , but I'll keep the results of blood-sample as a memory.

You should also know that I always wanted to break the incarnation as an eskimo

Good luck on your short-term leave from jail,
Daigoro
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Posted 11/12/08
Dear (DarkDaigoroImage).

I don't really know how to tell you this, but Your nostrils are insulting.

I think I realized it When I quoted Santa At the mental hospital and I saw you Knock out Manchester United's goalkeeper.

I'm sure you're Cowardly enough to understand That Santa doesn't exist.

Im returning to you Your ring , but I'll keep The oil stocks as a memory.

You should also know that I Always wanted to break Eggplant-fetishism.

Disgusting regards,
-doudi86-
Posted 12/9/08
Dear Nina,

I don't really know how to tell you this, but i dislike you

I think I realized it when I threw up at the mental hospital and I saw you carve your initials into
my fart balloons.

I'm sure you're frostbitten
enough to understand that Santa doesn't exist.


Im returning to you your old lottery coupons, but I'll keep your photo as a memory.

You should also know that I always have felt dirty before a new life as a clone
.

Greetings to your frog Leonard.




haha!funny~

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Posted 12/9/08
Dear Someone.

I don't really know how to tell you this, you're a loser
I think I realized it when i threw up with Paris Hilton and I saw you pull the clothes of my father.

I'm sure you're emotional enough to understand that we are cousins
.
Im returning to you your contact book , but I'll keep your suicide notes as a memory.

You should also know that I Always wanted to break.

Our Friendship,
-Your name-
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Posted 1/22/09


Dear Cedie

I don't really know how to tell you this, but I am selling myself

I think I realized it First of May in your closet and I saw you carve your initials into my penpal in Ghana

I'm sure you're Open enough to understand how awful I've felt

Im returning to you your ring, but I'll keep your grades in college as a memory.

You should also know that I never liked the apartment building.

Go Burn,
Yra
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Posted 1/23/09
Dear Hannah,

I don't really know how to tell you this, but your nostrils are insulting.

I think I realized it First of May at the mental hospital and I saw you sit at my avocado plant.

I'm sure you're masochistic enough to understand that there is no solution to this.

Im returning to you your ring , but I'll keep the oil stocks as a memory.

You should also know that I always will remember a new life as a clone.



Go and drown yourself,

Phebe
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F / Seattle! ZOMFG! ♏...
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Posted 1/23/09
Dear Tiffany,

I don't really know how to tell you this, but you're a pervert.

I think I realized it last year in women's clothing and I saw you ignore Donald Duck.

I'm sure you're senile enough to understand that santa doesn't exist.

Im returning to you your darth vader poster , but I'll keep your left ear as a memory.

You should also know that I always will remember Oprah Winfrey imitations.

Go burn,
-其安娜-
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24 / F / behind u
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Posted 1/31/09
Dear oppa,

I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'll join the monastery.

I think I realized it when we skinny dipped in your camping car and I saw you ignore my mustard soufflé.

I'm sure you're scarred enough to understand that we're cousins.

Im returning to you your ring, but I'll keep the results of blood-sample as a memory.

You should also know that I told in my confession today about embarrassing rash.

Go burn,
iera_jun.
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Posted 2/25/09
Dear Dad,

I don't really know how to tell you this, but your nostrils are insulting

I think I realized it when you put cuffs on me under the bus and I saw you sit at my father

I'm sure you're open enough to understand that your honda sucks

I'm returning to you the cut toenails but I'll keep my common sense as a memory

You should also know that I will always remember to hate the Boston Celtics

Go burn.

Sayuki204

Posted 2/26/09
Dear Jennyfer,

I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'm inlove with your sister

I think I realized it Last year At the mental hospital and I saw you Carve your initials into My best friend.

I'm sure you're High enough to understand That your pimples are at the last stage.

Im returning to you Your false teeth , but I'll keep My virginity as a memory.

You should also know that I Always have felt dirty before Oprah Winfrey imitations.

Go Burn,
Hamad

ok seriously wtf -_-
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Posted 7/22/09
Dear kevin
I don't really know how to tell you this, but I dislike you
I think I realized it When I saw the shrunken head. Outside of Chicago and I saw you Castrate My best friend
I'm sure you're Cowardly enough to understand That Santa doesn't exist
Im returning to you Your Darth Vader-poster but I'll keep Your photo as a memory.
You should also know that I Never will forget The incarnation as an eskimo
Go and drown yourself
- belinda -
Posted 11/12/09
Dear Mum,

I don't really know how to tell you this, but Our romance is over

I think I realized it When I changed tennis shoes At the mental hospital and I saw you Sit at My avocado plant

I'm sure you're Frostbitten enough to understand That Santa doesn't exist

Im returning to you The pictures from LA, but I'll keep Your photo as a memory.

You should also know that I Told in my confession today about Oprah Winfrey imitations

Go burn,
Hitomi


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ah. what the heck.
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