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Posted 3/7/10

Dear Bre

I don't really know how to tell you this, but Our horoscope doesn't match

I think I realized it That night Under the bus and I saw you Sit at My avocado plant

I'm sure you're Senile enough to understand How awful I've felt

Im returning to you, Your ring but I'll keep Your photo as a memory.

You should also know that I Was interviewed by the Times about Oprah Winfrey imitations

--♥Aiya.

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Posted 3/7/10
Dear Jerry,

I don't really know how to tell you this, but our affair is over.

I think I realized it that night at the Hare Krishna graduation and I saw you sit at Manchester United's goalkeeper.

I'm sure you're senile enough to understand that your Honda sucks.

I'm returning to you your ring, but I'll keep your collection of butterflies as a memory.

You should also know that I told in my confession today about our friendship.

Your everlasting enemy,
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Posted 3/10/10 , edited 3/10/10
Dear Annie,

I don't really know how to tell you this, but your nostrils are insulting.

I think I realized it when I threw up under the bus and I saw you sit at my mustard soufflé.

I'm sure you're open enough to understand that we're cousins.

I'm returning to you your couch cushions, but I'll keep your left ear as a memory.

You should also know that I always will try to forget to hate the Boston Celtics.

Go burn,
-Lily-

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haha . this is funny . c:
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Posted 7/20/11
Dear Cassidy,

I don't really know how to tell you this, but You're a pervert.
I think I realized it When you put cuffs on me At the mental hospital and I saw you Sit at My penpal in Ghana.
I'm sure you're Middle-class enough to understand That Santa doesn't exist.
Im returning to you The couch cushions , Your photo but I'll keep as a memory.

You should also know that I Was interviewed by the Times about Our friendship.

Fuck off now,
Ariana[:


Dying.
LMFAO.
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