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25 / F / Um........home??
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Posted 4/16/07
what. the.crap O_o where did they get this malarky?
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25 / M / Canada,eh
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Posted 4/16/07
sounds like george lucas's and Tolkiens plan for world domination has come to fruit
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26 / F / pleh
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Posted 4/16/07
I've got to watch that southpark episode now xP

Let the loonies* have their fun I say =P


*Well, you'd have to be insane to believe that story right? No offense to your friend's parents.
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Posted 4/16/07
It's great material, actually. I'm planning to make a movie out of it someday. People will love it: Awesome special effects, starring Jack Nicholson as Xeno, soundtrack by Eminem and Manowar, Tom Cruise will be the sympathetic "guy nextdoor" leading people out of their brainwashed state of mind. In the end he'll turn out to be Xeno's son...Oh not to forget the great eternal romance Xeno+battery!

...on second thought I'd rather not be assassinated by a fanatic scientologist, it's kind of a pathetic death, so there goes my masterpiece...
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Posted 4/16/07
Scientology may not be entirely reliable and such. I admit I haven't really paid attention to this concept but I'm interested in learning some of its explanations. My main reason is to find any useful information and applications regarding it to help me with my own project.
Posted 4/16/07
See, once a trend sweeps the nation like Krispie Kreme or Pokemon Cards, it sweeps up all of the idiots. You'll have a lot of trouble finding new ones if scientology scoops them up already with their bogus religion. You'll have to find another way, like maybe invent the next Hampsterdance, only make it hypnotic with subliminal messages in order to enslave mankind.

Is it bad that evil people amuse me? I blame JTHM.
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Seriously? I knew they believed some being called Xeeno or X or something along those lines created the universe but… Oh come on! Reading over the posts I would love to see the south park episode about it!

Anyway, from what I gather, these peoples are nuts. Just like all the other new age cultists. I had one guy tell me that sense I was born under some random set of stars that “My love life would be a flaming carnival by the time I was thirteen.” I was fourteen at the time. And a virgin…

In short: These people are easily tricked boobs. People can be so gullible. Five hundred dollars to have a machine tell me how many times I’ve been alive… HA!

Sorry if this opinion offends anyone. It is an opinion, but I don’t take back anything I said. That’s stupidest crap ever! Somebody please message me with a link to a website in which I can watch that wonderful south park episode!

Wow, after all this talk about shootings this is just the comical relief I need! YES!

Also, I’m sorry if this was meant to be taken as a serious debate. I just can’t. Man, that’s hilarious! Like something taken straight out of a 70’s scifi horror film! OMG! I’m going to copy and past that post and send it to all my friends!
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30 / M / La Ville De Musiq...
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stryfe604 wrote:

one of my best friends parents are Scientologists. they have invested tens of thousands of dollars in the "learning" the truth about life and the person. they have put themselves into debt just like countless other people who believe in the this scam of an religion. to first enter the religion you have to get "audited" which is a machine that measures your body thetans, which are spirits of the past (explained in depth a little further) that cause all the negative feelings you have. This before you enter the religion, and just to see if it is for you will set you back anywhere from two to five hundred dollars. after that you pay more and more to learn the truth about all existence on the planet earth which is -

Once upon a time (75 million years ago to be more precise) there was an alien galactic ruler named Xenu. Xenu was in charge of all the planets in this part of the galaxy including our own planet Earth, except in those days it was called Teegeeack.

Xenu the alien ruler Now Xenu had a problem. All of the 76 planets he controlled were overpopulated. Each planet had on average 178 billion people. He wanted to get rid of all the overpopulation so he had a plan.

Xenu took over complete control with the help of renegades to defeat the good people and the Loyal Officers. Then with the help of psychiatrists he called in billions of people for income tax inspections where they were instead given injections of alcohol and glycol mixed to paralyse them. Then they were put into space planes that looked exactly like DC8s (except they had rocket motors instead of propellers).

These DC8 space planes then flew to planet Earth where the paralysed people were stacked around the bases of volcanoes in their hundreds of billions. When they had finished stacking them around then H-bombs were lowered into the volcanoes. Xenu then detonated all the H-bombs at the same time and everyone was killed.

The story doesn't end there though. Since everyone has a soul (called a "thetan" in this story) then you have to trick souls into not coming back again. So while the hundreds of billions of souls were being blown around by the nuclear winds he had special electronic traps that caught all the souls in electronic beams (the electronic beams were sticky like fly-paper).

After he had captured all these souls he had them packed into boxes and taken to a few huge cinemas. There all the souls had to spend days watching special 3D motion pictures that told them what life should be like and many confusing things. In this film they were shown false pictures and told they were God, The Devil and Christ. In the story this process is called "implanting".

When the films ended and the souls left the cinema these souls started to stick together because since they had all seen the same film they thought they were the same people. They clustered in groups of a few thousand. Now because there were only a few living bodies left they stayed as clusters and inhabited these bodies.

As for Xenu, the Loyal Officers finally overthrew him and they locked him away in a mountain on one of the planets. He is kept in by a force-field powered by an eternal battery and Xenu is still alive today.

Well there it is the super truth of the religion. The truth the people pay tens of thousands of dollars to learn. Written by L.Ron Hubbard, the leader of the religion. Past occupations such as Science Fiction writer. Yes the same man who wrote Battle Field Earth.

But it doesn't end there see once you reach OT3 the level needed to learn the "truth" you are supposed to experience changes in your mental and physical self. Meaning you are to gain psychic abilities and gain abnormal strength. Im not making this is up this is true.

And this is just scratching the surface. thanks for reading[/

Another crazy religion thing is Jose Luis de Jesus Miranda.. I've never seen a religious person contradict himself so much.
Her's a link. Basically he controlls them like a cult. It's sucking money like Scientology as well.
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Posted 4/16/07

gopherthegold wrote:

See, once a trend sweeps the nation like Krispie Kreme or Pokemon Cards, it sweeps up all of the idiots. You'll have a lot of trouble finding new ones if scientology scoops them up already with their bogus religion. You'll have to find another way, like maybe invent the next Hampsterdance, only make it hypnotic with subliminal messages in order to enslave mankind.

Is it bad that evil people amuse me? I blame JTHM.


No I think my project's domain is quite bigger than scientology. The latter is only single branch while the former would try to incorporate as many branches possible.
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ngox wrote:

Go watch the south park episode on scientology everyone.


http://www.southparkzone.com/episode.php?vid=912

Thats where you can find it.
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Posted 4/16/07
lol only an idiot can believe that a religion made by a scienc fiction writer started
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29 / F / Nightscape
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Posted 4/16/07
When i was younger my parents took my brother and me to a church of scientology for some program and when we were older my mom wanted us to go back but we didn't want to. That place had a creepy vibe and the people there were the kind of people that smile all the time(which freaks me out). I was disturbed to see that there were little kids downstairs. I also saw the south park ep and can't believe people believe this. I don't think my parents knew what the scientology beliefs are.
Posted 4/16/07
I just watched the south park episode... golden. Now if only people with closed minds actually took that show seriously...
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There's a group of hackers online called "Anonymous" who are trying to take down the church of Scientology
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http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=0HGM8DSnYh0

BBC reporter goes against Church of Scientology - hilarious!!

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=okKYSSRQodQ

Even funnier same repoter losing it completely!!!

these vids are sooo funny. it not only slags off the bbc, but also shows what a bunch of losers scientologists are!!

yea tom crusie i did just call u a loser
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