Higurashi Jokes

keiichi slams the door on rena's hand I say: DOOR!

...............Please explain what your on about....

=_= bakaero..

er... no link? sry... i donm't get it

I think I get how to do this.

Episode 13 Satoko sees Rika dead body and keiichi with his axe.

Keiichi:...Uh... yeah I can explain this, so... uh... the wind was blowing kind of hard and I was holding my axe then it flew up into the air then Rika appeared and the axe smashed into her head then I tried to take it out sense she was still alive even if the axe was in her head, but when I took it out it flew way up in the air and hit a crow and the crow got mad then it attacked Rika and started eating her. So I grabbed my axe and started to try to hit the crows. I got a huge one which explains the blood on my axe! When I was done killing the crows I went over to Rika, but it was to late the crows killed ever inch of her! D: I did the best I could Satoko, it was just not the best enough.
Satoko:....
Keiichi:So, it was the Wind and the crows!....yeah...
Satoko:....
Keiichi:.....That bad of a lie?
Satoko:Yep.

That how you do it?

lol... she will just start to AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH after keiichi say i can explain

lol, just wait. in a few months ill have Higurashi the Abridged Series (the name is probably gonna change lol) up and running and its gonna rock the hilarious facter XD

how about this

ep20 of first season

After injecting the lvl 5 hinamizawa virus

Shion: Let's change the stage to the Fun-Fun Underground torture chamber.
Rika: mii.... I don't wish to go there... (picks up chopper)
SHion: Oh? You still have some strength? well, it'd be no fun if u didn't...I've been dying to give your finger joints a little lesson in carpentry, so you should stay up.
Rika: Unfortunately, i have to skip that lesson... you ******** *********** ******* ******* saddist
Shion: thats how the the Furude Head should act. If all you can do is stand.. how can u resist
Rika: True... Just like you said, this is all i can do, but if you going play with me in the Fun Fun Underground torture chamber, i rather join my mama and papa...nippah...
Serious Rika: May the curse of Oyashiro befall upon you !@#$%^&*()

(Continue stab herself on the head)

Just throwing this out there, who thought just saying "Akasaka-san" was fun. Say it, out loud right now! It's fun!! ^_^ ::sigh:: I am too strange

~LOVE THE NEKO~

i got one!


Tomitake: Takano, Knock Knock
Takano: Who's thar?
Tomitake: Tomitake!
Takano: Tomitake who?
Tomitake: TOMITAKE FLASH!!!


(i guess that one sucked)

LMAO shippokren one was funny xD

nice try though... well done

Rena: When you hear footsteps behind you, and when it looks like you being stared at and there is no one there, these are the pre-warning of The Curse of Oyashiro-sama. I ask for forgiveness but Satoshi didn't. Thats why Satoshi fall under the curse of Oyrashiro-sama. Keiichi, do you know Oyashiro-Sama?

Keiichi: Yes, Hinamizawa... I kill you... You kill me... No Hinamizawa

Episode four where keiichi sees Rena out the window:

Keiichi: What... Is.... she... saying? (tries to work out what shes saying)

Five Four, Three Two, One Zero...?

Keiichi: HOLY **** WHATS THAT COUNTDOWN FOR? *Jumps out window*

Rena: Yay! You finally came out! Lets have dinner xD

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5UfIRmkv28

This. It gets funnier later on.