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When Grandma goes to court
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Posted 10/16/08
Lawyers should never ask a Mississippi grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer.

In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know me?'

She responded, 'Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you'll never amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you.'

The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?'

She again replied, ' Why yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone, and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him.'

The defense attorney nearly died.

The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench and, in a very quiet voice, said, 'If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I'll send you both to the electric chair.'

just wanted to spread some laughs..
the site i got it from http://kalimna.blogspot.com/2008/02/grandma-goes-to-court.html
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HA AWESOME
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Wow. oO
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21 / M / 大迷宮
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Posted 10/16/08
LOL owned.
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funny....
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Guardian of A/M/P
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Yo Mama's House
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"LAWL"
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Epic Win
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Posted 10/16/08
nice one. looool. Grandma powah~
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26 / M / Earth
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Posted 10/16/08
this made me laugh thanks for posting (:
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Posted 10/16/08
Lol teh power of grannys, so wise xD
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29 / M / CA, US
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LOL.. that's one of the funniest thing i've ever read... i wonder if everything she said is true that would be even funnier.. lol
Posted 10/16/08
I don't know if I should believe it or think it was a joke That's elderly wisdom for ya.
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22 / F / in my own lil world
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Posted 10/16/08
lol
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Posted 10/16/08
She did own them, but if she were talking about me, I'd send her her six-feet-under ass to the graveyard sooner.
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