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Dumbest celebrity quotes
Posted 6/9/08

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Flourescent wrote:


quynhie wrote:


Flourescent wrote:


quynhie wrote:


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quynhie wrote:

they did a show about this on VH1, hilarious.



Um..that's kinda where they got it from.


yeah.. thats why i said they did a show on this...
not everyone on cr knows what VH1 is so


*points to the first page*

No one here is blind, either.



i only read the first post, didnt really feel like reading all the others xD


wow..it was like, the one right after.

I mean it's like right there. Right underneath it



i only read the first okay? sheesh.



sheesh -_- I said no one here is blind. why are you repeating stuff again?
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Posted 6/9/08

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kit7kat7 wrote:


Flourescent wrote:

This one is from a French celeb. I forgot her name.

Interviewer: So you're a vegetarian?
Celeb: Yes.
Interviewer: So what do you like to eat in particular?
Celeb: Chicken.



zomg, i saw that on youtube. it was a model..


ah really? not saying their all dumb, but that better explains it, doesn't it?



lol, i guess it does. i found the vid ^^.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=9pRIuxhsBSo
Posted 6/9/08
«I'm convinced the Beatles are partly responsible for the fall of Communism.»
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Posted 6/9/08

kit7kat7 wrote:


Flourescent wrote:


kit7kat7 wrote:


Flourescent wrote:

This one is from a French celeb. I forgot her name.

Interviewer: So you're a vegetarian?
Celeb: Yes.
Interviewer: So what do you like to eat in particular?
Celeb: Chicken.



zomg, i saw that on youtube. it was a model..


ah really? not saying their all dumb, but that better explains it, doesn't it?



lol, i guess it does. i found the vid ^^.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=9pRIuxhsBSo



Nice.

gunh, relax. im just playin around. I g2g now anyway so ill get outta ur hair. peace
Posted 6/9/08
The most loving thing to do is to share your bed with someone - Michael Jackson

All of a sudden you’re like the Bin Laden of America. Osama Bin Laden is the only one who knows what I’m going through.- R.Kelly

I love kids. I was a kid once, myself - Tom Cruise


Posted 6/9/08
believe it or not a celebrity from the Phil. really said this... "don't judge my brother he's not a book"
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Posted 6/9/08
sorry mike tyson beats all WATCH THIS
hes rediculous

http://youtube.com/watch?v=vBqoaW2oEsU

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Posted 6/10/08
"Jumps on Oprah's Couch"
-Tom Cruise
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Posted 6/10/08

giveanendtothis wrote:

believe it or not a celebrity from the Phil. really said this... "don't judge my brother he's not a book"


yeah.it was melanie marquez ryt?:)

Posted 6/10/08

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giveanendtothis wrote:

believe it or not a celebrity from the Phil. really said this... "don't judge my brother he's not a book"


yeah.it was melanie marquez ryt?:)



yup ehehe.
Posted 6/10/08 , edited 6/10/08
from Phil, Melanie Marquez qoutes:

-Can you repeat that for the second time around once more from the top?

-Well, I understand her son is a little acoustic [talkin bout a child who suffers autism]

-What's your next class before this?

-Hello? For a while. Please hang yourself.

-I won’t stoop down to my level.

my fave

-You can fool me once, you can fool me twice, you can fool me thrice. But you can never fool me FOUR!

-Melanie Marquez was accosted by a certain guy from a certain TV network. He shouted, "Hey b-tch," upon which Melanie turned around and retorted, "Don't you ever, ever call me...hey!"

-Dont worry little angel, big angel is here [talkin to her daughter who suffered molestation]

[there are lots but i think it wouldn't fit here =_=]


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Posted 6/10/08

Flourescent wrote:

Darn..thread was already created.


Al Gore - "A zebra does not change its spots."

R. Kelly - "People can say whatever they want about you without knowing the facts. They can criticize you without even knowing you, and hate you when they don't even know you. All of a sudden, you're, like, the bin Laden of America. Osama bin Laden is the only one who knows exactly what I'm going through."


Al Gore wins this time hahaha
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Posted 6/10/08 , edited 6/10/08
Jessica Simpson
Quote: “I’m not anorexic. I’m from Texas. Are there people from Texas that are anorexic? I’ve never heard of one. And that includes me.”

Linda Evangelista
Quote: “It was God who made me so beautiful. If I weren’t, then I’d be a school teacher.”

Dan Quayle
Quote: “The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation’s history. I mean in this century’s history. But we all lived in this century. I didn’t live in this century.”

Kylie Bax
«When I'm a blonde, I can say the world is purple, and they'll believe me because they weren't listening to me.»

Bill Peterson
«You guys, line up alphabetically by height.»

Chuck Person
«These people haven't seen the last of my face. If I go down, I'm going down standing up.»

Yogi Berra
«Predictions are difficult. Especially about the future.»

Frank Bruno
«I was in a no-win situation, so I'm glad that I won rather than lost.»

Ted Turner
«If I sold all my liabilities, I wouldn't own anything. My wife's a liability, my kids are liabilities, and I haven't sold them.»

George Gobel
«If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.»





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-Melanie Marquez was accosted by a certain guy from a certain TV network. He shouted, "Hey b-tch," upon which Melanie turned around and retorted, "Don't you ever, ever call me...hey!"



That was really funny hahaha
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Posted 6/10/08

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Jessica Simpson
Quote: “I’m not anorexic. I’m from Texas. Are there people from Texas that are anorexic? I’ve never heard of one. And that includes me.”

Linda Evangelista
Quote: “It was God who made me so beautiful. If I weren’t, then I’d be a school teacher.”


Kylie Bax
«When I'm a blonde, I can say the world is purple, and they'll believe me because they weren't listening to me.»

Bill Peterson
«You guys, line up alphabetically by height.»

Chuck Person
«These people haven't seen the last of my face. If I go down, I'm going down standing up.»

Yogi Berra
«Predictions are difficult. Especially about the future.»

Frank Bruno
«I was in a no-win situation, so I'm glad that I won rather than lost.»










man..these are some of the good ones i've heard. HAHA.
chuck and frank..that's a good one. HAHA
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