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How to make yourself or fake being ill?
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21 / F / Singapore
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Posted 10/21/08
I need to get ill cause' i wanna skip this school camp thing.
It's not like a fun camping trip, i swear. It's a band camp.
Concert band is my CCA (Co-Curricular Activity) and their camps are like torture.
So i need help to get ill! Please help me!

So what are some ways to get sick??

or..

How do you fake being sick??
Posted 10/21/08
Photoshop your face.
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Posted 10/22/08
eat somthing than stick your finger in your throat deep down hold it there and it will make it come out :)

Or tell someone you have a cramp in your leg
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Posted 10/22/08 , edited 10/22/08
Fake a...
Stomachache.
Headache.

:/
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Posted 10/22/08
dont do anything, just 'buy' a medical report telling your sick
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Posted 10/22/08
omg I rocked at faking sick with my parents and school back in the day.


Complain of really bad aching pain, or say you're feeling dizzy or faint, and attempt to act the part. - key is to stick with your story. Fake a fever if you need to (just somehow heat your forehead up and heat a thermometer by a warm lightbulb for a little)
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27 / F / Canada
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Posted 10/22/08
get your parents to write a letter to your... umm.. instructor i guess?.. about a family emergency
you'll need money for that camp right? just explain to your parents "what a waste of money it is". they'll write you the fake letter.

that way, no need to lie. your parents will do it for you.
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69 / M / Limbo
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Posted 10/22/08
Beat the shit out of yourself with a bat and tell everyone you got mugged.
Posted 10/22/08
jump down your stairs "head first"
Posted 10/22/08 , edited 10/22/08
You know it's not very hard to get sick for reals... go eat some shit
Posted 10/22/08

EvilActivities wrote:

You know it's not very hard to get sick for reals... go eat some shit


LOL.He/She needs an advice.
Can you point out what is the 'shit'
you're talking about?
Posted 10/22/08

FlyStarMoon wrote:


EvilActivities wrote:

You know it's not very hard to get sick for reals... go eat some shit


LOL.He/She needs an advice.
Can you point out what is the 'shit'
you're talking about?


Human feces, go wipe it on your face and you'll get pink eye
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24 / M / Mammago Garage, Y...
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Posted 10/22/08
Eat some pencils. The sharper the better.
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Posted 10/22/08 , edited 10/22/08
put this ----> in your butt hole , guaranteed fever.. =D
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Posted 10/22/08
Paint a picture. Then drink the water you used.
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