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How to make yourself or fake being ill?
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22 / F / in your room!
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Posted 10/22/08
drink mouth wash!!
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27 / F / underneath the ni...
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drink and eat from someone who is already sick.LOL
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24 / M / Omnipresent
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Posted 10/22/08
Pretend that your dead long enough to be too late to go
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26 / F
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oh wanna kno a way of makin fake vomit???? u may hav 2 put it in ur mouth though...ahh the nasty taste..
but anyways u wil need
-Yogurt
-parts of orange(4 the acidy smell & chunkyness)
-milk
-& anything u wanna add urself to add colour.....
then put in in ur mouth & spit it out wen ur mom comes... & cough like hell but u will do that anyways even if ur not tryin too cuz it tastes disgusting
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32 / F / Denver
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Posted 10/22/08
Drink something really hot (like coffee or tea), then use a thermomiter.
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drink 2 - 4 glasses saltwater, nobody (even the doctor) won't doubt you...

but just remember to drink normal water a bit after that... otherwise you might actually get sick...
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Posted 10/22/08

Kanone wrote:


c0rin wrote:


Kanone wrote:

Paint a picture. Then drink the water you used.


Did that, didn't work.



Why do I find that hard to believe? ¬¬


That I drank the water or painted a picture?...I accidentally drank it when I was painting something, I thought it was the water for recess. (when I was like...in nursery school or something) Well, despite the fact that i'm a kid and have low stamina for ANYTHING. I did not get sick. So that does not work.
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Posted 10/23/08

c0rin wrote:


Kanone wrote:


c0rin wrote:


Kanone wrote:

Paint a picture. Then drink the water you used.


Did that, didn't work.



Why do I find that hard to believe? ¬¬


That I drank the water or painted a picture?...I accidentally drank it when I was painting something, I thought it was the water for recess. (when I was like...in nursery school or something) Well, despite the fact that i'm a kid and have low stamina for ANYTHING. I did not get sick. So that does not work.


You must have an iron stomach. =U
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M / ふぃりぴん!
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Posted 10/23/08
Hurt yourself like crazy?
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21 / M / Bin beside anfiel...
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aesthetic04 wrote:

put this ----> in your butt hole , guaranteed fever.. =D


thats efing wront mate haha
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M / nowhere ~
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Posted 10/23/08

chrishoody wrote:


aesthetic04 wrote:

put this ----> in your butt hole , guaranteed fever.. =D


thats efing wront mate haha


iz nise =D
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27 / F / It's not heaven
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Posted 10/23/08
Get your self down under the blankets till you are sweating really bad the more blankets the better then when you hear you mom coming remove them and tell her you think you have a fever if you wait long enough and are warm enough to the touch she won't doubt you....Or you can always force yourself to throw up which is easy enough..I normally just over eat the night before I want to play sick so then it is a whole lot easier to make myself barf...
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Posted 10/23/08

DRO1 wrote:

Beat the shit out of yourself with a bat and tell everyone you got mugged.


that sounds like it hurts...
I'll go with faking I have a headache..
Posted 10/23/08
just say u have diarrhea, and constantly go to the bathroom and just sit there for 5 minutes..
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31 / M / South Africa
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Posted 10/23/08
quite simple really go sleep late and put the alarm for when before ur parents wake up (u'll look terrible this way) then go lay in the living room on the couch holding ur stomach and say u couldn't sleep and ur stomach is in pain and u went to vomited the night befores food haha lol ... it works trust me !! done it a couple of times
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